it can be better

wizard -- 20s -- humans are inherently kind

[kn0wmore]

Honestly i love when rockets explode

[kn0wmore]

this is me every few months

[piranes11]

how it feels to stop tossing and turning and get up to piss

[chilewithcarnage]

[ichorknight]

driving my chevy to the levee today

[ichorknight]

what the fuck

[oysters-aint-for-me]

do me a favor and plz reblog with your five most recently used non-face, non-hand, non-heart emojis

[triangleguy]

my bad. turns off my perpetual motion dog catapulting machine

[kaylmao]

you could spell it like horce

[yamada-ryo]

"why is it called iphone" > because of the imac > "was that really the first choice" > no steve jobs hated it > "wait so what was his first choice" > macman

we couldve had phoneman. phoneman 16. phoneman se. phoneman x.

[regging]

eating disorders and abortions are two things that are like, spoken about in most mainstream discourse as though they are pretty rare and aberrant, but then when you’re actually friends with a lot of women you come to find out that they are extremely extremely common and kind of banal & mundane

[sapropel]

Sometimes your bad coworker will be like "I can't do anything right & I ruin everything I touch :(" and you can't even comfort them because like damn. Yeah. You really can't do anything right and you do ruin everything you touch☝️

[sapropel]

HE'S GETTING FIRED. NEVER GIVE UP ON YOUR DREAMS!!!!!!!!!!

[ravioliet]

they should invent a disproportionate emotional response that goes away when you understand it's disproportionate. they should invent a way to logic yourself out of emotions

[kellykline]

dramatic irony enjoyers when they know something the characters dont

[the-quasar-hero]

Come, you simply must meet my associates! This woman right here is a delightful pervert of sorts, and this fellow here, he’s some kind of a fucking idiot.

[jehans-flower-pot]

favorite tag ever. what a life i could be living

[doedipus]

Girl with a uniform fetish who is turned on by all things and concepts an equal amount

[soup-mother]

"Danger to yourself or others" is so telling isn't it? Hurting yourself is exactly as bad as hurting other people. Being suicidal is exactly the same as wanting to murder someone. Better strip you of your bodily autonomy, lest you use it.

Goes hand in hand with acting like someone who's distressed or suicidal might as well be posessed by a demon, and thus incapable of giving or rejecting consent to treatment and deserving of anything that happens to them (so that they can't harm the innocent body they're controlling)

[a-titty-ninja]

[retroactivebakeries]

[thaumasilva]

star trek would be the ideal fictional universe to get trapped in because you'd explain your situation and they'd be like yeah makes sense. no further questions. fortunately we can use the mysterious warp signature emitting from this system's icy moon to counterface with the solar radiation and slingshot you back home

[cantotallyeven]

Why would I want to go home?

[jmtorres]

unfortunately, several admirals will be called into rule on whether you can be permitted to stay here without screwing up the timestream, and if after their deliberations they decide to grant you political asylum then unfortunately you will die in a tragic accident in the last three minutes of the episode.