constellations & chaos

I'm allison and I have really fucking long hair

[thorffour-deactivated20190920]

[f-i-s-t-o]

people shit on her for being “trashy” but her music makes people laugh, it’s hilarious. Music doesn’t always have to be deep or poetic, it just has to make you feel something. And let me tell y’all, I have never laughed my ass off harder than when I heard Deepthroat for the first time with my friends

[bellygangstaboo]

[dinuguan]

[entry-expunged]

the first time i tried to reblog this my tab immediately ran out of memory and honestly i think its an omen

[cuntbb]

Girls are so cute I will never get over this fact

[cuntbb]

Can I just kiss this girl please

[bob-belcher]

[justcariii]

Damn Wendy’s

[jurassic-parks-n-rex]

Wendys:

[earthdad]

touché rednecks

[jazzhermit]

Buttholes dont give you cancer

[tchaikovsgay]

That’s a sentence I never expected to read but you’re not wrong

[thecommonchick]

how far I’ll go when it comes to free food

[theagonyofdefeat]

[suprchnk-archive-deactivated202]

what

[mylittlegalaxyspace-deactivated]

NO. STOP. NOPE. NO. I AM DRAWING THE LINE.

[weird519]

THIS SHIT SHOULD NOT EXIST AND YOU KNOW IT. GET IT THE FUCK OUT OF MY FACE.

[lifeisallanadventure]

THIS IS TOO FUCKING GOOD

[stability]

[verily-i-say]

[thatdisasterauthor]

Super quick doodle comic done over breakfast about my feelings on the current state of things.

[n0chillvibes]

male nonsense has no boundary

[cigarettesmokeandexyracquets-de]

“Forgive me Father for I have sinned” and “Sorry Daddy I’ve been bad” both mean very similar things but have wildly different connotations

[aureliagaming]

How do I delete someone else’s post

[zendayasauntiewig-deactivated20]

[dndyke-archive-deactivated20200]

you can’t be traumatized if you repress all your memories

the bend

and slap

[fearliath-blog]

I don’t even watch Star Trek but that is the most graceful bitchslap I have ever seen.