WITCHES AND HO'S

i once got a fortune cookie that said, "Don't Be Afraid Of Computers."

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My loves 😻 @madelinepost @lizzy5445 @julianakenny (at Sparkling Pointe Winery)

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Happy #InternationalCatDay from Piepan & Thor! 😻 #caturday #catsofinstagram #meow #catparty

[whineaboutit]

This week on Whine About It… TYPES OF BROS THAT ARE THE ABSOLUTE WORST. Also, a drinking game that nobody should ever play ever.

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[whatshouldwecallme]

American pop culture

What it used to be:

What it is now:

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LOL

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When someone asks me about my future life plans

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Basically.

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Trying to master the superman tumble as taught to me by @nadineyoungisawesome plus some #tomwaits and the #holidayowl from @hootsuite in the background

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#doublepole #scissoring #poledance #pole

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Cool spin. #threadtheneedle #pole #poledance

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Only get to wear this dress once a year. Makin' it count. #happyhalloween #poledance

[emailsfromom]

TODAY!

From: Mom

To: Sister, Me

October 29, 2014; 11:29 AM

IS NATIONAL CAT DAY!!!

From: Sister; 11:36 AM

WHAT OH MY GOD WHAT SHOULD WE DO????

From: Mom; 11:37 AM

Bring home dead mousies?

From: Sister; 11:37 AM

no! :(

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Butternut squash tops are pretty much useless, unless you can make one of them into a witch hat for your cat. #impossiblephoto #misstia

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Attempting the #superman into #dragonfly drop as taught to me by @kboughb #poledance #pole #realscary

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And on the sixth day, they became pole bunnies. #sofaVII #poledance

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Two cats, one computer. #workingfromhome

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Trying my darndest at #allegra. Need straighter legs and lots of other things, but maybe soon when the bruises heal. #poledance #pole

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Guess it's a rough day for Oscars.

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Found this photo on my computer from September, 2011. Hannah came to my friend's birthday party in a bar in NYC. She brought her own bottle of Prosecco into the bar (the bouncer apparently gave zero shits), and proceeded to let everyone drink from it, in addition to asking us all about our lives.  

Three years later, she lives in LA, and I live in San Diego. Been following her stuff since the "Butter Yo Shit" episode. Keep on movin', girl.