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Attending American University. I post the most random shit about my life

[cupcakeindisguise]

business email glossary

thanks in advance: get this done by the time i press "send"

thanks for your interest: why'd you have to bring this up

would you be so kind: fucking do it

best: i have never physically met you

all best: this conversation is over

all my best: i wish you would die

happy to help: this is the easiest thing in my inbox

i hope this helps: i've done all i'm willing to do

i did a bit of research: i googled it, because you're too lazy to

sorry to chase: answer my email

so sorry to chase: answer my FUCKING email

i am really sorry for being a pest but: i am LIVID that you are ignoring me

please contact my colleague: this isn't my problem

i'm copying in my colleague: this isn't my problem and i am thrilled about it

i'll check and get back to you: i might forget to

i'll let you know when i hear anything: i will forget to

can you check back with me in a week?: i'm hoping you will forget to

per our earlier conversation: i just yelled at you on the phone

great to chat just now: you just yelled at me on the phone

thanks!: i'm not mad at you

thanks!!: please don't be mad at me

thanks!!!: i'm crying at my desk

please advise: this might be your fault

kindly advise: this is entirely your fault

mind if i swing by?: i'm already in the elevator

can you confirm for me: you told me before and i deleted the email

sorry if that was unclear: i think you're an idiot

let me know if you need anything else: please never contact me again

Reblogging to add a direct quote that I used today -

Please respect my work process: just do it the way I told you to and stop arguing with me, I don't care what you think

[cupcakeindisguise]

It’s so sad. I’m only ever on my tumblr when I think about you. My life is changing so quickly. I’m graduating university in a month. I start work in 2. Yet, I still think about what happened when I was 17 and a senior in high school. 

I actually really miss you right now. 

[scntrx-deactivated20191108]

[cupcakeindisguise]

I'm glad the semester is pretty much over but I'm terrified to come home to NY.

[permeate]

"The best sex is when you get to be as loud and messy as you want"

(via permeate)

[drunkblogging]

if u dont grab my ass when we’re making out wtf are u doing 

[cupcakeindisguise]

it seems like i only find my way onto my tumblr when i’m either sad or under the influence. tonight i’m both. fuck.

[waitinforthebus-deactivated2020]

i need a hug………e bottle of wine. 

[cupcakeindisguise]

how sad it is to be desperate for some intimacy

[hplyrikz]

Clear your mind here

[beermosa-deactivated20160316]

if u don’t kiss ur partner after they give you oral, u a lil bitch

[cupcakeindisguise]

I am oh-motherfucking-kay. I don't need you.

[cupcakeindisguise]

How come you get to break my heart and be happy too? That isn't fair.

[inspirelightt]

[cupcakeindisguise]

exactly 6 months ago when you left 

[cupcakeindisguise]

At least now I know that there's no way things can get worse. It can only get better from here and that makes me feel better. 

[cupcakeindisguise]

I fucking hate that I can't fucking hate you. And I fucking hate that you probably fucking hate me. Even though I don't blame you. I would hate me too if I did that to me.

[staraptor]

i hate it when u stop being friends w someone or u break up w someone cos uve got all this information about them like at the back of ur mind like their birthday or their favorite game or whatever, and even years later things will come up and you’ll think about that person and its like. oh. and it never really Stops