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wingedpenumbra:

“Good arm. Like your hair.” She repeated, bobbing her head like he did. Ella remembered the satyr had a son; that must be who he was discussing. “Is it weird, yes? For a satyr, goat, half-man, half-goat, to be raised with demigods? Harpies are not raised with demigods, oh, no. Most harpies are too dangerous, mmhm, that’s it, yes.”

❛ i’m trying to give my boy the best of three worlds -- he’s got a satyr dad, an aura mom, and a dozen demigod brothers and sisters -- so to speak. he’s gonna be a cultured kid. ❜ hedge frowned, thick and hairy arms folded tight across his chest. ❛ you’re not a dangerous harpy, are ya, kid? maybe chuckie could have the best of four worlds. ❜

#wingedpenumbra

mixandmatchmuses:

That was something her brother had neglected to mention. “Oh? How so? Was he hit a lot?”

❛ ohhh yeah. bats, bricks, shrapnel from a food-spewing cornucopia --- you name it. it’s a shame he doesn’t have more brains, because he sure as ships lost a few brain cells. ❜

#mixandmatchmuses

ofmotherlyinstinct:

@cupcakepartisan

“So, Paul asked me to tell you that there is a Chuck Norris film marathon next Saturday. He was hoping you’d watch with him.”

❛ paul’s got another thing comin’ if he thinks i’m gonna turn down my main man, chuck. count me in, sally -- i’ve been itching to see some butt-whoopin’. ❜

#ofmotherlyinstinct

brokenbow:

“You are remembering the lightening bolt thing right? And the chance I’d get tossed into Tartarus? I’d rather not.”

❛ is this how all you gods get in the face of danger? that’s disappointing. ❜

#brokenbow

stygicniron:

“Or, you know, closer to dying.” Considering that a club wasn’t quite as effective as a sword for turning monsters to dust.”

❛ closer to dying with that attitude, cupcake. where’s your fire? where’s your drive to bash some skulls? you’re only gonna give ‘em a paper cut with that thing. ❜

#stygicniron #heavy sigh.... coach no

titanslayer:

thank gods it isn’t his camp. `who… who even told you that?` wait. shit. was coach just bluffing? did he just confirm —

hoo, boy--- ❛ gossip gets around here faster than those crazy waiters they got at that old camp of yours. you’re in dangerous territory here, cupcake. you better be careful, or you’ll have your own chuck to look after! and you can’t say i didn’t warn ya, you rascal. ❜ the word held no fondness, coach’s hard gaze boring into jason from a foot below.

#titanslayer

brokenbow:

“That’s what happened last time.” Apollo place his forehead in his hand, “Bad plan, Coach.”

❛ well, you must have done something wrong. all the respect to the big guy, but you can’t let him push you around like you’re nothing. come on, kid. at least give him a stern piece of your mind. ❜

#brokenbow #'kid' coach he is significantly older than u

theinboxmemebook

Roast my muse!

#meme.#pls roast coach he won't take it well

smallnico

let me seduce you with my encyclopedic knowledge of percy jackson and the olympians

#mun.#ME

brokenbow:

“Are…. are you honestly proposing I hit my father?” he asked almost in disbelief. “My father, Zeus?”

❛ hmm... ❜ hedge muttered, expression still entirely serious. ❛ that does make things difficult. eh, he’s gotta sleep some time, right? ❜

#brokenbow #my zeus muse: /excuse me/

mixandmatchmuses:

“I can believe that. You all helped him.”

❛ i tell ya, that jason --- he’s a great kid, super brave. but without me? he would have spent the whole time unconscious. ❜

#mixandmatchmuses

stygicniron:

“I’ll think about it.” He wouldn’t think about it. “But I do like my sword a lot.”

❛ smart kid. there’s nothing like the feeling of bashing a monster over the head with a good ol’ club. makes you feel alive. ❜

#stygicniron #i think you mean 'coach why aren't we all like you'

wingedpenumbra:

“Chuck, verb: ‘to throw something carelessly or casually.’ Ella does not know this throwing son. No, no, she does not.”

hedge chuckled fondly, head bobbing in approval. ❛ heh --- he does have a pretty good arm on him. i’ll have to introduce the two of you sometime. he’ll like your hair. ❜

#wingedpenumbra

brokenbow:

“That’s uh… Not going to help my situation that much.” Apollo raised an eyebrow at the satyr. So this was the fabled Coach Hedge? “I did that once, and basically ended up in this situation.”

❛ that just means you didn’t hit hard enough. ❜ hedge clenched his fist and mimed a few punches for emphasis. ❛ you’re never gonna show ‘im with that attitude! ❜

#brokenbow

❛ maybe this isn’t ‘protocol’, but i’m going to do it anyway. are you in or not, valdez? i need a second pair of eyes. ❜

@valdezin8r

#valdezin8r

❛ i’m telling you, paul --- this is nuts. they’re trying to play this guy off as the next chuck norris, and i’m just not buying it. ❜

@humbleswordplayer

#humbleswordplayer

❛ hey, kid -- have you met my son, chuck? i bet he’d love you. ❜

@wingedpenumbra

#wingedpenumbra

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