cupcakes5evr

[ramblingsofadeadite]

Quick reminder that these are all real movies.

[greg-thefather-deactivated20141]

Are you kidding

[buried-moons]

It gets funnier with every title

[blahblahlakdf-deactivated202206]

YO THE JERSEY SHORE SHARK ATTACK MOVIE IS FUCKING FUNNY THOUGH. Anything that pokes fun at Jersey Shore is ok in my book (And I actually LIKE Jersey Shore)

[gbass]

[cupcakes5evr]

Are you ghettoliscious?

hel ya bb an u?!?!?

[polemicznie]

[captain-whitley]

Omfg yes

[captain-whitley]

[boatsandhoes--blog]

[drunkhowell]

[potatoandotherwise-deactivated2]

oh my god my mom came home and from the kitchen she just started yelling like using my middle name and everything

so I come out of my room and I’m like “dang woman what the frick”

and she holds up this box and is like “WHY IS THERE AN EMPTY CONDOM BOX ON THE TABLE”

and I’m like

mom

those are guitar strings

[elation-success]

I HAVE FOUND MY NEW ALL-TIME FAVORITE POST

[xxvoiddevoidxx]

[mindofmonster]

[lashingsofultraviolence-blog]

[lashingsofultraviolence-blog]

[captain-whitley]

This was seriously the dumbest freaking thing ever

[of-mice-and-mary-bitch]

[cupcakes5evr]

AAwww Ronnie <333

[c-isnenegro]

[cupcakes5evr]

omg stahpppp I'm gonna die this is crazy as hell. Like. I just. W@@@@

[seaincense-deactivated-deactiva]

In America you get more dirty looks for wearing a hijab than wearing a “Cool story babe now make me a sandwich” shirt let that sink in.

[kny111]

“weren’t you wearing that shirt yesterday?”

[husbandless-deactivated20160610]

"i have two of them i swear"