whoo yea

★cupid★19★he/her★lesbian★

[sisifroggy]

I love how if you flirt with Davrin, Assan cock blocks you and when you flirt with Emmrich, Manfred cock blocks you but when you flirt with Lucanis, Spite is all for it so Lucanis has to cock block himself. What a man

[pukicho]

Puchiko, do you prefer Tumblr or X?

"Hey bro do you prefer coffee, or bucket of slugs?"

[pukicho]

I swear the fucking god. Leave it to Tumblr to be the only website who wants to be the bucket of slugs

[adoring-suggestion]

The adhd modes of food

1. You ate that burger so fast. You ate that burger so fucking fast and now the whole Red Robin is staring at you god what the fuck

2. You started eating like a normal person, but then you started talking or daydreaming and now the waitress is handing you the check but you’ve still got half a plate of cold fettuccine

3. You were going to go out to eat, but then you saw a video in your YouTube recommendation that drew you towards it like moth to a flame, and now it’s 10 pm and you’ve got an empty bag of tortilla chips in your hand and shame in your heart

4. Mac And Cheese

[prettysicksupply]

5. You got engrossed in a project, suddenly you feel like you’re going to die, or faint, or both? Oh. you’re hungry.

6. You’re hungry.  But every food you can think of sounds disgusting.  Time for your 15th day of lunchables for breakfast in a row.

[academicblorbo]

7. The food you’ve been obsessively eating for the past 2 weeks and you relied on is now the grossest thing you could put in your mouth

[wirelessmousegirl]

Going to try one of these

Spin this wheel to get a tumblr sexyman!

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[creepymutelilbugger]

[maliketh]

I only follow virgins..are you one?

[i-am-a-fish]

girls with small, cute cocks have done more for society than I could ever put into words. we owe our lives to girlcock

[i-am-a-fish]

snuck some sketti into the cinema 🍝

[i-am-a-fish]

you CANNOT fucking do this to me

[i-am-a-fish]

[f4rewellsummersun]

cult joseph i love you so very much

[somethinginthestatic]

being in your early 20s is crazy bc there’s people who are literally married and people who’ve never even dated and people who are trapped in their childhood bedrooms waiting to get out and people who are trying to live out romanticized dream lives and people who are completely on their own and people with multi tiered support systems and we’re all supposedly peers and none of us think we’re doing it right at all

[ukarimo]

They're literally killing me

[favoritesticle]

[swugflower]

it’s not just a mojo dojo casa house. its a mojo dojo casa home

[esfiart]

Do u guys ever think about dying?

[squishy-min-mochi]

It’s important to recognise that Barbie (2023) criticises both the patriarchy AND the matriarchy. Yes, the Ken’s are just accessories to the Barbies. Yes, they don’t have any say in the government they live under. That’s the point, you’re supposed to feel awful, you’re supposed to want the Kens to have their own agency, you’re supposed to want equality. The Barbie movie explicitly states that the way Barbie treats Ken is wrong, so much so that once he finds a safe space for his masculinity and individual identity he’s so excited to share it with the other Kens.

But they go overboard and replace a matriarchy with a patriarchy and now the same issue exists but in reverse. That’s the POINT!! THATS THE POINT!!! Barbie is not anti-men it’s pro equality PLEASE understand this

[sweetsuke]

*ships my two mains* it's what they deserve 💕

[bionicsprout]

My best contribution to the nortnaib nation