I am just a regular human guy

[once-a-polecat]

I need a bumper sticker that says:

KEEP HONKING! I'm waiting for the 4th book in Tamsyn Muir's lesbian necromancer trilogy The Locked Tomb.

[carys-the-ninth]

[herrmit]

prequel to the harrowhark collage. we love you gideon nav

[herrmit]

started reading harrow the ninth. here's a collage

edit: gideon edition

[ostolero]

I can use excel and the toilet

[ostolero]

spreadcheeks

[unchildhood]

MARK Z. DANIELEWSKI

House of Leaves (2000);

photos by George Ngayu, or @monstertalent

[jareckiworld]

Thomas Doyle — Click-Through Rate (mini sculpture, mixed media, 24 x 15 x 15 centimeters, 2024)

[foxofninetales]

Your email finding me.

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

"Mini sculpture" you can't fool me. I see that definitely normal sized man there.

[robotmango]

when i forget to log into ao3 and i have to click proceed to see an adult fic, i actually get a kick out of it. like i am an old timey queen and my bard is apologetic: “gentle lady, dicks doth touch in this next ballad. would you prefer another?” and i give him a gesture of command like, “nay, you may proceed, minstrel. bring forth the tale of dicks”

[berlynn-wohl]

hope it’s not too late; I made this in Scriptorium

[jame7t]

tumblr is like an abandoned space station & you all are the thing in the vents

[jame7t]

not me though. im girl with tanktop

[liquidstar]

imo a funny as fuck gag is when a character calls out another characters name from somewhere up high or otherwise not immediately noticeable and the second character replies “god?”

[drarry]

Imagine being the gays at a pride event in 2004 living their lives when someone grabs the microphone and announces to the room that Ronald Reagan was pronounced dead. Can you even imagine the hype, the celebration, the pure elation

[drarry]

This is the Pride Month that It will happen. I feel it in my gay bones

[broken-horn-of-equius]

[depsidase]

[northernolddragon]

[wolfsong-the-bloody-beast]

[mapleejay]

does anyone else think about how brave all their friends are and get really emotional about it

[mapleejay]

I'm glad everyone is alive rn

[rneliflua]

IDGAF if the women in my fiction are empowering or aspirational, I'm an adult, I don't need role models, I want the women in my fiction to be interesting, and if that involves being pathetic, hypocritical, amoral, or trapped in a delightfully dysfunctional relationship so be it

[eccebitch]

#'this is so illegal/toxic/unhealthy'#yeah bestie thats why im reading about it instead of doing it

[free-my-mindd]

[diedoffscreen]

[mornington-the-crescent]

[crackmetal-deactivated20210206]

So no one told you life was gonna be this way *Phantom of the Opera overture*

[vulpinesaint]

saying "question mark?" and "however comma," out loud are game changers. punctuation on the go. and it's always the funniest thing that anyone around you has ever heard