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🆕️ I don't even know who I am 🆓️ 18+ only pls 🆒️ any pronouns ℹ️german junkie

[xemyalistra-deactivated20241003]

[catboybiologist]

Hello lesbians in the notes

[catboybiologist]

Hello again lesbians in the notes

[curatemy]

I love to follow people on here with really niche blogs which have nothing to do with my own life and interest just to get different points of views

like,, oh so that's an option huh

wow that's how you experience the world and use your time

very interesting

[windowz97]

you have to remember jow special it is that when a black cat loves the sunbeams so much , its fur will get more colours because ghe sun loves it back . you cant let yourself forget

[maxxie-or-smth]

sometimes i'm morally pure and qualify every statement i make with ethical ramifications and sometimes im an asshole and i don't actually care and i hurt people because they should have known better, really, protected themselves better somehow, and all of it is painfully consequential to me but i continue nonetheless because it is easier. less words

[briannyssey]

10 minutes into 6 hour drive, bagel & egg sandwich in hand, egg disaster! one bite hot yolk explosion, pristine white blouse painted like a Pollock, top of mouth seared with lava, looking like a one woman massacre if only she bled in dandelion yellow

[francisforever2014]

how i pack to go to the park to read in nice weather

[swagcatholic-deactivated2026072]

Sometimes I get so horny I actually touch myself sexually

[diviniaviti]

murder suicide is awesome to me bc its like annnnnd im coming with you

[b1rd1e]

tmi doesn't exist to me. I love information

[nocturnaltigerrevelation]

>have problem

>recognize it as part of my divine punishment

>no problem

[curatemy]

I'd love to drive against a tree

But my fucKING CAR IS WRECKED

[curatemy]

Birthday is tomorrow and today i found a wasp nest in my car, my car then broke down full on gearbox damage, i come home I'm out weed, i forgot to make the reservation for my birthday dinner tommorow and no more food in the fridge or pantry because i planned on going shopping after work

Life is amazing, truly great, everything is fine and awesome, yaaayyy living

[curatemy]

also texted my guy for some new herbs, he's on vacation and only coming back saturday, i live in a small town so when I'll have the late shift I'll be riding my bike to work next week (only half an hour uphill after some hard physical work for 8½hours is always nice) and yeah ig I'm just gonna kms

at least I'm drunk, so it's not that bad

[curatemy]

GUESS WHO'S FIRE ALARM IS OUT OF BATTERIES

[chips1977]

thinking of getting poisoned later

[curatemy]

Birthday is tomorrow and today i found a wasp nest in my car, my car then broke down full on gearbox damage, i come home I'm out weed, i forgot to make the reservation for my birthday dinner tommorow and no more food in the fridge or pantry because i planned on going shopping after work

Life is amazing, truly great, everything is fine and awesome, yaaayyy living

[curatemy]

also texted my guy for some new herbs, he's on vacation and only coming back saturday, i live in a small town so when I'll have the late shift I'll be riding my bike to work next week (only half an hour uphill after some hard physical work for 8½hours is always nice) and yeah ig I'm just gonna kms

at least I'm drunk, so it's not that bad

[curatemy]

Birthday is tomorrow and today i found a wasp nest in my car, my car then broke down full on gearbox damage, i come home I'm out weed, i forgot to make the reservation for my birthday dinner tommorow and no more food in the fridge or pantry because i planned on going shopping after work

Life is amazing, truly great, everything is fine and awesome, yaaayyy living

[stjohnstarling]

(Sexting) I feel for you the way a vine feels for the house it's slowly enveloping. I'm insinuating myself into all the invisible gaps between your panels and forcing open all the cracks in your frame. Suffocating you; creeping in through your windows - I'm twining myself round and clinging to every fault and seam of you with my tendrils.

[stjohnstarling]

I'm causing extensive structural damage to your exterior walls and penetrating your foundations with my roots.

[stjohnstarling]

(via @skyefromthefuture)

[6mayhem]

mr. substance abuser has a suggestion for how we should spend the afternoon