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relational hedonist & guardian of woo woo baby love

[windowz97]

dear god almost 30k notes. im removing the PDFs from the shared folders until i can find a safer way to share them sorry!!! X-(

[osabishi-yama]

Caugh caugh

[fairycosmos]

i was doing like an advanced kind of post where you dont want to like or engage with it at all

[windowz97]

the time they told me they felt deceiptful and unfulfilled because of the "swaths of [them]self that [they are] unwilling to share" with me and then asked me to comfort and affirm them about the things i loved about them🧍and i did because i was being kept blind to what was really happening

[windowz97]

like the innate part of me that detests thinking badly about people is saying Oh surely im blowing things out of proportion, there must be a misunderstanding somewhere ... but then each time i dip my toe into the four years of records of our relationship it just becomes apparent that it was actually even worse than i was remembering Lol

[windowz97]

the time they told me they felt deceiptful and unfulfilled because of the "swaths of [them]self that [they are] unwilling to share" with me and then asked me to comfort and affirm them about the things i loved about them🧍and i did because i was being kept blind to what was really happening

[windowz97]

the funniest place that they precautionarily blocked me on after i confronted them is flightrising . imagine me writing my first ever callout post and its on flight rising dot com about one of the event coordinators . girl wr were together for four years i know your irl deets ive been to your familys homes... if i wanted to call u out i would not choose the childrens dragon website

[cinematech]

the king just sentenced me to be whipped and nae-nae'd in the town square

[windowz97]

every morning i hold court with the yellow king

[sylferino]

every $30 purchase is like a razor sharp arrow stuck firmly in my muscular wearwolf back

[grindrbooks]

[eebie]

The apple they fed to snow white wasnt poision at all it was just a red delicious

[bippus]

The gaping hole in the world of the uncleless nephew

[dogpuppy]

That’s really so beautiful and true

[syrenki]

i have a bunch of disgusting ideas if anyone's interested

[cheaphalloweencostume]

all movies are for children because the moving image is inherently juvenile. to be entertained by it even moreso

[rnismatch]

i dont know who killed the guy

[vectorcannon]

Barbecue Pistol when he sees you eyeing the 15% button in the tip window

[windowz97]

some people should have bright coloration to signify that they should under no circumstances be allowed into the dating scene