Curator of the Cart of Curiosities

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Omenpath traveling Ouphe | They/Them

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Come one come all to witness The Cart of Curiosities. Greetings, for I am the curator of this traveling display of wonders.

We have all the finest artifacts gathered from near and far. From armor with the wings of angels, to gems that shine as though filled with fire, to a stone that changes your very being as you hold it.

And you can see all this and more for naught but a small fee. I accept Ravnican zinos, Innistrad sovereigns, Kamigawan chips, as well as other strange artifacts, and leads to any particularly interesting pieces.

#planar posting #mtg rp

ask-khali-lineslinger

What do you mean

nobody on Ravnica has ever seen a beach before? There have gotta be oceans here, right?

drsangoakaganephdmd

Unfortunately they paved over the oceans many centuries ago. There are still access points controlled by the Simic in the form of Zonots though, you can still visit.

ask-khali-lineslinger

Paved?? Like with roads? The entire ocean??

relentless-gruul-siegeseer

Yup, the oceans are encased in stone and mortar like the rest of Ravnica. What's a beach?

ask-khali-lineslinger

I am gonna have to go lay down for a minute

dusk-legion-archive

We had a similar reaction. It is a very strange thing to not have a beach. They do not even have lakes. Or rivers.

relentless-gruul-siegeseer

We have lakes and rivers! They are just on top of built structures.

obscura-omenseeker

Those are canals and basins. Not that there’s anything wrong with that, but they are.

Where can I find a "beach"? I'm planning to use the Atlas soon and this seems like a wonder on the level of the greatest titans and mightiest dragons!

obscura-omenseeker

Most sea containing planes. Ixilan would be a good bet. Also, you might see a dinosaur, which I think you would love.

When I passed through Kaldheim I thought their ocean was very nice. Unfortunately it is very cold there and you may have to watch out for some large serpents.

#planar posting #ravnica posting #mtg rp #kaldheim posting

strixhavens-best-printer

As for magical properties, we copied a dominarian lotus petal she had around and she tried pulling mana from it, in doing so it seems she indirectly started pulling the mana from me?

like i felt the energy being pulled and she described the sensation more as if she uses creatures for mana rather than plants.

Using some copied roots to brew a spell also had the same result

Have you made any attempts to compare your magic to artifacts that have similar magical effects? The Cart of Curiosities doesn’t have anything like that, but I have heard whispers of something like being found in the vault on Thunder Junction.

strixhavens-best-printer

I have not really no, but that's mainly because i havent really gotten a chance to even see one of them in real life, only ever in books and the such.

I didn't even know Thunder Junction had a vault, all i really know about the plane is that a lot of omenpaths lead there and that they have really pretty trains. But that sounds interesting, do you reckon the artifact is somewhere I could get my hands on it or has someone already shoved it in a private collection to never be touched again?

obscura-omenseeker

Those concepts are not mutually exclusive. With enough funds, stealth, or blackmail, anything is possible.

I’ve checked back with the source of those whispers and it appears that I was mistaken about some details. The artifact in question, a helmet hailing from Ixalan, is limited in what it can duplicate. It might still be an interesting comparison to your magic, but it has a narrower use and probably couldn’t copy the petal of a lotus plant like you did.

strixhavens-best-printer

is it only nonorganic materials then if it cant do the petals? or just more "mundane"objects?

obscura-omenseeker

Testing it out seems like it would still be a good idea once I can get your hands on it. I asked one of my semi-prophetic coworkers about it and they said it might work on your copies.

Unfortunately, the rumors I’ve heard of it are a bit unclear as to the limits of what it can duplicate. Still, might be an interesting comparison if it can be found without too much difficulty.

#planar posting #strixhaven posting #arcavios posting

strixhavens-best-printer

As for magical properties, we copied a dominarian lotus petal she had around and she tried pulling mana from it, in doing so it seems she indirectly started pulling the mana from me?

like i felt the energy being pulled and she described the sensation more as if she uses creatures for mana rather than plants.

Using some copied roots to brew a spell also had the same result

Have you made any attempts to compare your magic to artifacts that have similar magical effects? The Cart of Curiosities doesn’t have anything like that, but I have heard whispers of something like being found in the vault on Thunder Junction.

strixhavens-best-printer

I have not really no, but that's mainly because i havent really gotten a chance to even see one of them in real life, only ever in books and the such.

I didn't even know Thunder Junction had a vault, all i really know about the plane is that a lot of omenpaths lead there and that they have really pretty trains. But that sounds interesting, do you reckon the artifact is somewhere I could get my hands on it or has someone already shoved it in a private collection to never be touched again?

obscura-omenseeker

Those concepts are not mutually exclusive. With enough funds, stealth, or blackmail, anything is possible.

I’ve checked back with the source of those whispers and it appears that I was mistaken about some details. The artifact in question, a helmet hailing from Ixalan, is limited in what it can duplicate. It might still be an interesting comparison to your magic, but it has a narrower use and probably couldn’t copy the petal of a lotus plant like you did.

#planar posting

strixhavens-best-printer

As for magical properties, we copied a dominarian lotus petal she had around and she tried pulling mana from it, in doing so it seems she indirectly started pulling the mana from me?

like i felt the energy being pulled and she described the sensation more as if she uses creatures for mana rather than plants.

Using some copied roots to brew a spell also had the same result

Have you made any attempts to compare your magic to artifacts that have similar magical effects? The Cart of Curiosities doesn’t have anything like that, but I have heard whispers of something like being found in the vault on Thunder Junction.

#planar posting #arcavios posting #strixhaven posting

xin-eclipsedhistorian

'Home.'

What does that word mean to each of you? You, who've had the opportunity to travel far in a changed Multiverse? Do you feel loyalty to the place or plane that birthed you? Or have you, would you, swap it out for a new life, with new possibilities?

Do you introduce yourself with where you're from? And have you ever looked homeward, and not wanted to go back?

Home is with me. I bring it with me wherever go, once as I travelled Dominaria and now as I travel the planes. What could be more home than the miscellanea I have gathered from everywhere I’ve been and chose to keep with me everywhere I go?

#planar posting

Come one come all to witness The Cart of Curiosities. Greetings, for I am the curator of this traveling display of wonders.

We have all the finest artifacts gathered from near and far. From armor with the wings of angels, to gems that shine as though filled with fire, to a stone that changes your very being as you hold it.

And you can see all this and more for naught but a small fee. I accept Ravnican zinos, Innistrad sovereigns, Kamigawan chips, as well as other strange artifacts, and leads to any particularly interesting pieces.

monasteryofsaintatraft

Hello, are you another creature from Lorwyn.

My town had a visit of Boggarts.

Do you have anything that Is usefull against demons?

In exchange, I can give you an object possesed by an geist

I’ve travelled the planes plenty but to Lorwyn I’ve never been.

As for demons I recently found a very interesting mace that may appeal to you. It is said that any who wield it are protected from the influence of demons and devils alike.

What does it mean for something to be possessed by a geist? Because I don’t mess with anything living. If it can stab or smother me while I sleep it has no place in the Cart of Curiosities.

monasteryofsaintatraft

How curious, I tought that such peculiar creature like you would come from that plane.

This weapon Is really promising. But the question Is, how you obtained it? I doubt that any rational warrior would discard of such precious artifacts. So either, this weapons have some flaw, or it didn't protect it's wielder.

This Geist was once a humble globetrotter of Kessig. She loved to see and learn from the natural landscapes and their animals. I think that your cart could allow her to explore beyond this plane. This bag, who belonged to her, gained the capacity of protecting all thier object that are saved inside. It doesn't matter if it soak, burn or crushed, all their object inside will remain unharmed.

There are peculiar folks everywhere. I myself hail from Dominaria.

The weapon did wonderfully at protecting its wielder from demons and devils. It did not however protect him from dragons.

The possessed bag does seem an intriguing find. Consider me interested.

monasteryofsaintatraft

Dominaria.......

You gained my trust towards this weapon. Your tale make sense and sound. Even tought Stensia have many dangers , the demons are a major connundrum for my order. So this weapon Will be of great help to our Cathars.

Interested about the bag? Does it mean that you aren't convinced.

My good merchants, how many object possesed by Geist do you have in your Cart? Beside, this exchange would benefit the Three of us. Me, with this new weapon. To you, by having a magic bag that Will protect your papers, and finally, the Geist who Will enjoy traveling trough the multiplane.

Surely, this would make for an interesting exchange.

Sounds like a deal then.

monasteryofsaintatraft

Thank you for the exchange.

Farewell my friend Sofia. You will see worlds beyond your imagination.

Before I depart. Have you meet a rude fella who called you an Boggart?

I did meet someone like that. Are you familiar with them?

#planar posting

Come one come all to witness The Cart of Curiosities. Greetings, for I am the curator of this traveling display of wonders.

We have all the finest artifacts gathered from near and far. From armor with the wings of angels, to gems that shine as though filled with fire, to a stone that changes your very being as you hold it.

And you can see all this and more for naught but a small fee. I accept Ravnican zinos, Innistrad sovereigns, Kamigawan chips, as well as other strange artifacts, and leads to any particularly interesting pieces.

monasteryofsaintatraft

Hello, are you another creature from Lorwyn.

My town had a visit of Boggarts.

Do you have anything that Is usefull against demons?

In exchange, I can give you an object possesed by an geist

I’ve travelled the planes plenty but to Lorwyn I’ve never been.

As for demons I recently found a very interesting mace that may appeal to you. It is said that any who wield it are protected from the influence of demons and devils alike.

What does it mean for something to be possessed by a geist? Because I don’t mess with anything living. If it can stab or smother me while I sleep it has no place in the Cart of Curiosities.

monasteryofsaintatraft

How curious, I tought that such peculiar creature like you would come from that plane.

This weapon Is really promising. But the question Is, how you obtained it? I doubt that any rational warrior would discard of such precious artifacts. So either, this weapons have some flaw, or it didn't protect it's wielder.

This Geist was once a humble globetrotter of Kessig. She loved to see and learn from the natural landscapes and their animals. I think that your cart could allow her to explore beyond this plane. This bag, who belonged to her, gained the capacity of protecting all thier object that are saved inside. It doesn't matter if it soak, burn or crushed, all their object inside will remain unharmed.

There are peculiar folks everywhere. I myself hail from Dominaria.

The weapon did wonderfully at protecting its wielder from demons and devils. It did not however protect him from dragons.

The possessed bag does seem an intriguing find. Consider me interested.

monasteryofsaintatraft

Dominaria.......

You gained my trust towards this weapon. Your tale make sense and sound. Even tought Stensia have many dangers , the demons are a major connundrum for my order. So this weapon Will be of great help to our Cathars.

Interested about the bag? Does it mean that you aren't convinced.

My good merchants, how many object possesed by Geist do you have in your Cart? Beside, this exchange would benefit the Three of us. Me, with this new weapon. To you, by having a magic bag that Will protect your papers, and finally, the Geist who Will enjoy traveling trough the multiplane.

Surely, this would make for an interesting exchange.

Sounds like a deal then.

#planar posting

Come one come all to witness The Cart of Curiosities. Greetings, for I am the curator of this traveling display of wonders.

We have all the finest artifacts gathered from near and far. From armor with the wings of angels, to gems that shine as though filled with fire, to a stone that changes your very being as you hold it.

And you can see all this and more for naught but a small fee. I accept Ravnican zinos, Innistrad sovereigns, Kamigawan chips, as well as other strange artifacts, and leads to any particularly interesting pieces.

monasteryofsaintatraft

Hello, are you another creature from Lorwyn.

My town had a visit of Boggarts.

Do you have anything that Is usefull against demons?

In exchange, I can give you an object possesed by an geist

I’ve travelled the planes plenty but to Lorwyn I’ve never been.

As for demons I recently found a very interesting mace that may appeal to you. It is said that any who wield it are protected from the influence of demons and devils alike.

What does it mean for something to be possessed by a geist? Because I don’t mess with anything living. If it can stab or smother me while I sleep it has no place in the Cart of Curiosities.

monasteryofsaintatraft

How curious, I tought that such peculiar creature like you would come from that plane.

This weapon Is really promising. But the question Is, how you obtained it? I doubt that any rational warrior would discard of such precious artifacts. So either, this weapons have some flaw, or it didn't protect it's wielder.

This Geist was once a humble globetrotter of Kessig. She loved to see and learn from the natural landscapes and their animals. I think that your cart could allow her to explore beyond this plane. This bag, who belonged to her, gained the capacity of protecting all thier object that are saved inside. It doesn't matter if it soak, burn or crushed, all their object inside will remain unharmed.

There are peculiar folks everywhere. I myself hail from Dominaria.

The weapon did wonderfully at protecting its wielder from demons and devils. It did not however protect him from dragons.

The possessed bag does seem an intriguing find. Consider me interested.

#planar posting

I'm curious, who here has encountered a Mox? Worn or just seen.

For those who don't know, a Mox is a gem or crystal necklace with immense concentrations of mana stored inside the stone. They are very powerful and rare artifacts.

I've only seen two myself. I've seen what I believe was a Chrome Mox in a display on Avishkar, and I fought a necromancer that wore what had to be a Mox with a purple stone. Never found out which gem or crystal it was. I hope they're doing okay.

Anyway, I've kind of always wanted one. Not for the power, mind you. Just think it would be neat to have.

One of the greatest artifacts displayed within the Cart of Curiosities is a mox made of amber. I acquired it from a group of kobolds in the Khers of Dominaria.

There’s a distant cousin of mine that has claimed to have moxen of sapphire and ruby. It is unfortunate then that he doesn’t display his collection for people to see.

#planar posting

Come one come all to witness The Cart of Curiosities. Greetings, for I am the curator of this traveling display of wonders.

We have all the finest artifacts gathered from near and far. From armor with the wings of angels, to gems that shine as though filled with fire, to a stone that changes your very being as you hold it.

And you can see all this and more for naught but a small fee. I accept Ravnican zinos, Innistrad sovereigns, Kamigawan chips, as well as other strange artifacts, and leads to any particularly interesting pieces.

monasteryofsaintatraft

Hello, are you another creature from Lorwyn.

My town had a visit of Boggarts.

Do you have anything that Is usefull against demons?

In exchange, I can give you an object possesed by an geist

I’ve travelled the planes plenty but to Lorwyn I’ve never been.

As for demons I recently found a very interesting mace that may appeal to you. It is said that any who wield it are protected from the influence of demons and devils alike.

What does it mean for something to be possessed by a geist? Because I don’t mess with anything living. If it can stab or smother me while I sleep it has no place in the Cart of Curiosities.

#planar posting

Come one come all to witness The Cart of Curiosities. Greetings, for I am the curator of this traveling display of wonders.

We have all the finest artifacts gathered from near and far. From armor with the wings of angels, to gems that shine as though filled with fire, to a stone that changes your very being as you hold it.

And you can see all this and more for naught but a small fee. I accept Ravnican zinos, Innistrad sovereigns, Kamigawan chips, as well as other strange artifacts, and leads to any particularly interesting pieces.

relentless-gruul-siegeseer

What sort of jewelry do you have on hand?

Tell me *more* about this stone (whoops)

Originating from deep within a cave on Lorwyn this stalactite is charged with the energy of the changelings. When you touch its rune-covered surface that energy passes into you, warping your form in unpredictable ways.

Come one come all to witness The Cart of Curiosities. Greetings, for I am the curator of this traveling display of wonders.

We have all the finest artifacts gathered from near and far. From armor with the wings of angels, to gems that shine as though filled with fire, to a stone that changes your very being as you hold it.

And you can see all this and more for naught but a small fee. I accept Ravnican zinos, Innistrad sovereigns, Kamigawan chips, as well as other strange artifacts, and leads to any particularly interesting pieces.

mirrormist-clique-adventures

Do you have any divining wands? Real ones, not just waterfinders. My clique needs a new one after a kithkin witch stole our last one.

Those witches can be a real bore, it’s unfortunate that one would steal such an artifact from you. There are many wands displayed in my cart. A wand that can turn even the fiercest of foes into a simple Ox. A wand that conjures forth magical effects that can be neither predicted nor controlled. A wand that heals its wielder by channelling red mana through it. I do not possess any wands used for divining, but during a recent trip through Kamigawa I acquired a spinning top that they use for such a purpose.

mirrormist-clique-adventures

Hmm. A top's not great for using while flying. Tell me about the wild wand, though, that sounds interesting!

Yes, that wand is one of my more wondrous artifacts. When used it can do almost anything from simply making you better attuned with the aether around you to calling forth a storm of dragons. It is said that it's effect is called forth from those around you rather than your own magical potential.

#planar posting

Come one come all to witness The Cart of Curiosities. Greetings, for I am the curator of this traveling display of wonders.

We have all the finest artifacts gathered from near and far. From armor with the wings of angels, to gems that shine as though filled with fire, to a stone that changes your very being as you hold it.

And you can see all this and more for naught but a small fee. I accept Ravnican zinos, Innistrad sovereigns, Kamigawan chips, as well as other strange artifacts, and leads to any particularly interesting pieces.

dusk-legion-archive

You wouldn't happen to be carrying a small cache of moonsilver, would you? Failing that, any cosmium?

I happen to have just acquired a spear made of moonsilver. Would you like to see it?

dusk-legion-archive

... That feels like a threat. If you try to stab me with it, I will retaliate in kind.

Oh I wouldn’t dream of it. I just figured from your question that you were interested in observing moonsilver. The properties of it are truly fascinating.

dusk-legion-archive

Good. Then yes, I would like to see it. I am trying to learn more about its properties. It may be useful to the people of my homelands.

For only a small price you can see not only the spear of moonsilver but all of the other artifacts I have acquired in my travels.

dusk-legion-archive

I only have interest in the spear for now. Perhaps I will look at your other wares later. How much?

My artifacts can’t be bought with just money. If you want to purchase the spear it must be a trade, artifact for artifact.

dusk-legion-archive

What? But you said you would accept other currencies!

Ah, fine... Let me see here... Hmm... I did not bring much with me, since this is supposed to just be an exploratory endeavor. I could offer a relevant weapon from our reliquary. The hammer I wield has been sanctified in the blood of Tarrian himself. A bane of heretics and fiends alike.

Currencies are accepted as payment to view the Cart of Curiosities, not to purchase the items displayed within. I’m not a merchant. The hammer will do for the spear.

#planar posting

Come one come all to witness The Cart of Curiosities. Greetings, for I am the curator of this traveling display of wonders.

We have all the finest artifacts gathered from near and far. From armor with the wings of angels, to gems that shine as though filled with fire, to a stone that changes your very being as you hold it.

And you can see all this and more for naught but a small fee. I accept Ravnican zinos, Innistrad sovereigns, Kamigawan chips, as well as other strange artifacts, and leads to any particularly interesting pieces.

dusk-legion-archive

You wouldn't happen to be carrying a small cache of moonsilver, would you? Failing that, any cosmium?

I happen to have just acquired a spear made of moonsilver. Would you like to see it?

dusk-legion-archive

... That feels like a threat. If you try to stab me with it, I will retaliate in kind.

Oh I wouldn’t dream of it. I just figured from your question that you were interested in observing moonsilver. The properties of it are truly fascinating.

dusk-legion-archive

Good. Then yes, I would like to see it. I am trying to learn more about its properties. It may be useful to the people of my homelands.

For only a small price you can see not only the spear of moonsilver but all of the other artifacts I have acquired in my travels.

dusk-legion-archive

I only have interest in the spear for now. Perhaps I will look at your other wares later. How much?

My artifacts can’t be bought with just money. If you want to purchase the spear it must be a trade, artifact for artifact.

#planar posting

Come one come all to witness The Cart of Curiosities. Greetings, for I am the curator of this traveling display of wonders.

We have all the finest artifacts gathered from near and far. From armor with the wings of angels, to gems that shine as though filled with fire, to a stone that changes your very being as you hold it.

And you can see all this and more for naught but a small fee. I accept Ravnican zinos, Innistrad sovereigns, Kamigawan chips, as well as other strange artifacts, and leads to any particularly interesting pieces.

relentless-gruul-siegeseer

What sort of jewelry do you have on hand?

We have an amulet that is said to show the wearer’s home. I have a ring that replicates itself eightfold every eighth morning. There’s an amulet full of aether from Avishkar, though any that handle should be cautious lest it break open.

obscura-omenseeker

I would be very interested in purchasing said ring. Do you accept halo? I can give a decent amount. I have the backing of the family.

I could be convinced to accept halo for entrance, but I am not a common merchant. If you wish to acquire such a treasure from me you must provide an artifact in return.

obscura-omenseeker

I can offer some Capennan brass knuckles, but if that’s not enough I did manage to snag a lotus ring from the vault on thunder junction. Unique 1 of 1. I will have to find something else to take for the remainder of that one’s value, though. Anything you got that might interest me within that range of value?

A ring from the vault on Thunder Junction is a nice find. How about a sword I picked up from Kamigawa, it’s said to keep within it the souls of those who died while wielding it. My ring and the sword for your ring?

#planar posting

Come one come all to witness The Cart of Curiosities. Greetings, for I am the curator of this traveling display of wonders.

We have all the finest artifacts gathered from near and far. From armor with the wings of angels, to gems that shine as though filled with fire, to a stone that changes your very being as you hold it.

And you can see all this and more for naught but a small fee. I accept Ravnican zinos, Innistrad sovereigns, Kamigawan chips, as well as other strange artifacts, and leads to any particularly interesting pieces.

dusk-legion-archive

You wouldn't happen to be carrying a small cache of moonsilver, would you? Failing that, any cosmium?

I happen to have just acquired a spear made of moonsilver. Would you like to see it?

dusk-legion-archive

... That feels like a threat. If you try to stab me with it, I will retaliate in kind.

Oh I wouldn’t dream of it. I just figured from your question that you were interested in observing moonsilver. The properties of it are truly fascinating.

dusk-legion-archive

Good. Then yes, I would like to see it. I am trying to learn more about its properties. It may be useful to the people of my homelands.

For only a small price you can see not only the spear of moonsilver but all of the other artifacts I have acquired in my travels.

#planar posting #mtg rp

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