Bookworm Level 3000

[curiouspheonix]

I’m sorry but every time I watch this scene I only see the vine XD

[thetrippytrip]

I can’t believe they oblitered straight men like that

[castlevanian]

@tabbran please add lemon man story to this

[tabbran]

PRESENTING LEMON MAN

[themightyglamazon]

That was a wild goddamn ride

[wereralph]

god this was worth the read

[reeshahasha]

Yes this is long but I promise you the story of lemon man is worth knowing. And reblogging.

[actuallyjuststealingmemes]

What a ride

[buckyeah]

I summoned a shitload of willpower to continue this despite my ADD. WORTH IT

[this-account-is-a-mistake]

l e m o n m a n

[epsilonhybrid]

Lemon man: ALL women and GAY MEN cannot do SHIT they are all USSELESS and yalls business will FAIL unless you have a MAN in CHARGE

jj: lmao what

Lemon man: what???? huh?????? u triggered?????????

jj: whatever you say lemon man

lemon man:

[pretty-frown-deactivated2026011]

GOD TIER POST RIGHT HERE

[watercolourferns]

Nice ending for this…

[yuna-dan]

Wow that was a ride

[randomslasher]

fantastic

[therealpancakeo]

holy shit they juiced him

[cutecutejames]

What a perfect example of why I’m sad/glad that I don’t have a twitter

[a-lil-gae]

Ok but also Lemon Man was the one that had no other name thing that identified him. Just two emojis, one of which was a lemon. That’d be like if someone here didn’t stick their name in their bio and got butthurt that they were called some form of their url smh

[the-real-skeletor]

“THEY JUICED HIM”

[animentality]

An epic saga worthy of following to the end; 10/10, IGN

[slipknut]

men will be like “women are way to emotional to be in power” and then try to sue you because you say something they don’t like

[earplover1344]

I was wayyyyy too entertained by this 😂😂 totally worth the read

[shleepy-girl]

Lemon Man: Hur dur, women can’t be CEOs

jj: ok, whatever “Lemon Man”

Lemon Man:

[coldbrewbee]

lmaoo i can’t

[lesbianpwnieswithweapons]

oh god now i gotta listen to lemon boy by cavetown

[baepsyche-deactivated20201205]

Best thing I read today and it was worth it. 

On that note….

I would totally go to a gym that is strictly : women, lesbian, gay, trans. Perfect gym. 

[theflamehallow-deactivated20210]

[elijahs-wife]

This was totally worth the time it took to read. #noregrets

[oopsthejokesonyou-deactivated20]

🍋🍋🍋🍋🍋🍋🍋🍋🍋

[curiouspheonix]

Well when life gives you lemons, start a revolution on twitter to humiliate his sexist ass XD

[curiouspheonix]

I swear to god I saw a gif of Simon in New York and I was like, "hold up"

[garlic-bread-stans]

donald trump’s instagram comments section is full of teenagers bullying him and I’m in tears

[zombi3-bit3z]

once again gen z will literally be dying with anxiety to ask a mcdonalds employee for ketchup but can roast an american president and basically tell him to die

[heckinggremlin]

Gen z's social axienty got no room for dealing with ignorant racists.

[joygucci-deactivated20160123]

Reblog if you're black tumblr.

You don’t have to be black, it just means you support us, you stand by us and your for us.

[redheadsims-cc]

[emmyspov]

I will stand. For and with. Speak up and fight. I’m fighting with you.

[criminalmindsgonewrong]

I understand that I will never, could never, understand the pain, the fear, the suffering. But I stand with you, I will fight for you. You are seen, you are loved and you are changing the course of human history.

[curiouspheonix]

Sanders Sides

I just finished watching the newest episode and I-

Just-

MY PRECIOUS SNAKE BOI 

[curiouspheonix]

I haven’t felt the sun in ages :(((

[curiouspheonix]

Students when quarantine starts: HALLELUJAH, NO SCHOOL!

*online schooling starts and kids have 10x the amount of work* 

Students:...

Students @ at the school building the next day:

[curiouspheonix]

I literally finished watching like 3 hours ago and share the same sentiment

[curiouspheonix]

What others see:

What I see after taking Physics:

[curiouspheonix]

Everyone on Jan 1st: Here’s to an amazing 2020! I hope this year is better than the last.

The News, literally only 4 days later: WORLD WAR 3 IS COMING

Me: *contemplates moving to Canada with my cousin to get away from my crackhead country*

[curiouspheonix]

Me: I’m gonna use this break to be productive, study, and try to become healthier.

My inner demon:

[curiouspheonix]

When you have 2 tests the next day and you’re just stting there watching your 7th episode of Buzzfeed Unsolved at 9 p.m. like

[curiouspheonix]

nobody:

absolutely no one:

Ryan: (wheeze)

[curiouspheonix]

[curiouspheonix]

[curiouspheonix]

I did this the other day and istg my heart stopped when she walked by to check