Cursed-Together

Alastor and Lucifer fight. Again. They get cursed by Charlie of all people (on accident). Let's see how they deal with it

[cursed-together]

What did Box mean by don’t bleed out before you get there

Alastor growls threatening

Alastor: "Absolutely nothing!"

Lucifer: "Hey, don't threaten them, they're right, what did he mean?"

Alastor, waving it off: "Nothing of importance. He exaggerating anyway"

Lucifer doesn't believe him, but drops it for now. Alastor readjusts his coat, so it hides bandages more effectively.

[cursed-together]

What type of decorations?

Alastor, still silently seething at the interaction with Vox.

Lucifer: "The room is pretty much empty right now. So I guess everything. Garlands, tablecloth, maybe some flowers? I guess we can just go and look what the they have to offer."

TV's that they pass seem to briefly flicker with static.

[cursed-together]

So what are you getting now?

Lucifer, looking over Alastor's shoulder with the help of his wings: "We're getting decorations first, apperently"

They walk past a display of TV's that suddenly flick to live, much to Alastor's annoyance

Vox: "Still out and about I see, Alastor"

Alastor: "Yes, unlike you I have with while things to attend to"

Alastor keeps walking annoyed

Vox: "Don't bleed out before you get there"

Vox laughs, Alastor destroys the TV in anger

Lucifer: "What was that about?"

Alastor: "Nothing to worry about, onwards now."

[cursed-together]

Who invited

Lucifer: "To the Ball? Pretty much anyone who's interested, as long as no one starts a fight. Charlie thought it might be a good way to promote the hotel"

Alastor: "I still think that there could've been some restrictions on the guest list"

todally not thinking of the Vees

[cursed-together]

Soooo... When you gonna start doing the stuff for the party?

Alastor: "There's no time like the present! There's no use sitting and sulking, after all!"

Lucifer, rolling his eyes: "Fine, what do you want to do first?"

Alastor, snapping a list into existence: "I happen to have a list of things we need to collect"

Lucifer: "Woah, that's a lotta things..."

Alastor: "We must be going, Rosie, it was lovely as always"

Rosie: "Oh you! Don't cause to much trouble for our highness now" *winks*

Alastor: "No promises dear!"

[cursed-together]

What idea? @-@

Rosie measures a the distance they can be apart. Then cuts a string that's slightly shorter than that distance. She puts it around both of their pinkie fingers.

Rosie: "Here we go, at least like that you won't walk to far apart on accident!"

Alastor: "Brilliant as always, dear"

[cursed-together]

Will they get anything done if they don’t work together because they are going to have to

Alastor and Rosie are engrossed in a conversation, while Lucifer walks nervously back and forth

Lucifer: "Well, we should really start now... Especially concerning getting what we need, we can only do one thing at a time. And I really wanna help out Charlie -"

Alastor: "Wait!"

Lucifer, not noticing the distance he walked: "Huh?"

They both get shocked.

Rosie: "Mh. I think I might have an idea to prevent this from happening."

[cursed-together]

What y'all gotta do for the party?

Lucifer: "Well, uh- ...a lot?"

Alastor: "There's the venue for one, some security tough in the worst case scenario I'm still there. The decorations, the invitations - or rather the advertisment, since Charlie insisted that everyone welcome....

Lucifer: "Yap, like I said! A lot!"

Alastor, mocking: "How have you managed to organise anything ever?"

Lucifer, unfolding his wings: "I don't, I just wing it!"

Alastor rolls his eyes, not wanting to admit that he likes puns, including this one.

[cursed-together]

A ball? What kinda ball?

Lucifer: "Charlie thought it'd be fun to do a masquerade ball, to promote the hotel and all."

Alastor: "It is in two weeks, so I am hoping by then this will be resolved. We have enough work on our hands without handicaps"

[cursed-together]

They were fighting like children and Vaggie was hurt

Charlie kinda cursed them on accident

Alastor: "Lucifer was the one that scratched her."

Lucifer: "Because you pushed me in her direction!"

Rosie, quietly to herself: "I can certainly see where she was coming from..."

Rosie steps between the two, as if separating to five year olds that are fighting.

Rosie: "I assume you'll be stuck together for quite a while. So you'll likely have to prepare that ball together, right?"

Alastor and Lucifer have forgotten that they have both separately agreed to help Charlie with it

[cursed-together]

At Rosie's emporium

Rosie: "Alastor! It's not like you to be late, are you alright?"

Alastor: "Hello Rosie, my dear. I'm afraid we have to reschedule our talk for another time. There have been some... Unfortunate developments."

Alastor gestures to Lucifer who waves awkwardly

Lucifer: "Hi! Yeah. Um. We're sorta stuck together..."

Rosie, knowing these two are doomed: "Oh my. How did that happen?"

[cursed-together]

I suggest you to split a room into two zones, so you could interact as rare as possible

Lucifer: "That is not a bad idea..."

Alastor: "Yes quite, but I did say I had matters to attend to. I do actually have do those, or at the very least reschedule"

Lucifer, sighing: "Ugh fine, what do you need to do?"

Alastor: "Why, we would have to make a little trip to cannibal town! Rosie and I have some business to cover."

Lucifer, feeling uncomfortable: "Great, I'm sure that these cannibals are dying to have some more angel to eat after the extermination"

Alastor, scoffing: "Oh please, the residents of cannibal town have manners, unlike most of Hell, apperently including their king"

Lucifer, seething: "Oh fuck you Alastor!"

Alastor: "You're proofing my point quite well!"

[cursed-together]

is it bad I wanna see these two play Mario party?

that game allready ruins friendships as is.

Alastor: "I don't know any Mario, especially one throwing a party at the moment."

Lucifer, snorting: "It's - never mind. No way I get this one in front of a TV. Especially without letting it glitch."

[cursed-together]

Well, what are you gonna do (while cursed) to not annoy each other?

Lucifer, I didn't get it. Are you offended cuz Alastor thinks you taste bad or you are happy cuz he didn't ate you? Or both?

Lucifer: "Well, I'm obviously not a fan of being eaten, so that's a plus. But I personally would prefer Alastor to have more reason not to attempt to eat me. As for the annoying thing -"

Alastor: "I believe anything we might do in eachother vicinity will be less than enjoyable."

Lucifer: "And that's probably the only thing we can agree on"

[cursed-together]

* encouraging whisper * Alastor, I heard angelic blood is delicous... Lucifer has angelic blood, despite the fact he's a fallen one...

Alastor: "The cannibals of hell got a good taste of it after the last attempt at of the extermination. Many would agree with you.... It was much too sweet for my taste, however. So I'll decline..."

Lucifer: "Great, the only reason the cannibal I'm 'chained' to isn't eating me is because I taste bad."

[cursed-together]

Welp, bets on bad Lucifer screws this up?

Both Lucifer and Alastor lay on the floor, pain finally disappearing after about 5 minutes

Alastor: "We are not trying this again!"

Lucifer: "You were the one suggesting it, asshole"

Charlie: "Mh. Seems like you'll have to spend some time together - Buuut! This could be an excellent reason for you to get closer to eachother! Or at least tolerate eachother...."

Vaggie: "At least don't kill eachother until we figure this out"

Alastor and Lucifer look horrified

[cursed-together]

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