Cursed Cat Alastor

purr

[cursedcattalastor]

Hola, ¿quieres algo de comida? *le da un plato de venado* Creo que este es tu favorito, ¿estoy en lo cierto?

(Mod: I don't really speak Spanish so I had to use translation! I hope it's alright for you)

Translation:

"Hello, do you want some food?" gives him a plate of venison

"I think this is your favorite, am I right?"

Kitty got grounded because he tried to eat Razzle (They haven't fed him for 10 hours.) It was actually 10 minutes he's just being dramatic

Until he perked up at the smell of fresh meat

Powering up, he pounces

Yum

/⁠ᐠ>w<ᐟ⁠\

He was just lucky he didn't get the air jail

[cursedcattalastor]

You look a bit hungry to me. Here!

*(hands him a bowl of someone's flesh)*

idk if you'll like it or not, but if it doesn't seem Appetizing, then let me know! And just in case.

*(gives him another bowl of jambalaya with some venison on top)*

Your welcome! I'll be back later!

*(poofs away)*

Food?

Some soft pitter patter of steps can be heard under the table..

More food!

He gobbles them up without any second thought

Although he does wonder, when some awesome peeps bring him food they somehow always poof away /⁠ᐠ◕v◎ᐟ⁠\?? Meh

[cursedcattalastor]

Opinion on the taste of the innocent?

"mew!~"

For Alastor, they have the sweetest flesh and maybe bones! (⁠≧⁠▽⁠≦⁠)

Unlike the the people he doesn't like, y'know, someone like Valentino- probably tastes like rotten stink bug!

He'll eat any kinds of flesh though, especially when the owner of the flesh screams, he revels on them (⁠◡⁠ ⁠ω⁠ ⁠◡⁠)

[cursedcattalastor]

*gives him a bowl of homemade jambalaya*

Your welcome. Now pretend I was never here.

*pats his head and poofs out of existence*

Cranky kitty, hungry again and looking for some fresh meat

Until he was served jambalaya yet again! /⁠ᐠ>w<ᐟ⁠\

He also loves cooked meat now!

He released some happy static purring at the pets, only caring about the food at this point

He re-thought about murder, maybe not this afternoon /⁠ᐠ◕w◎ᐟ⁠\

[cursedcattalastor]

Slowly hands two dishes to the cat, one of Jambalaya, and one of goulash. Both are made with venison.

*peace offering*

Alastor looks between the fresh cooked meats, he couldn't deny that the smell was divine

Eventually, he immediately gobbled up the goulash, he wouldn't mind eating perfectly cooked flesh for a while

Then proceeding to feast on the jambalaya

After all, he loves saving his favourite for the last :3

[notsohappynotsosad]

Hope this hasn't been done yet

[cursedcattalastor]

:3

[cursedcattalastor]

(This is based my Morningstar!Reader headcannons I wrote)

"Kittyyyy pspspsps nom noms!"

The petite blonde woman calls out to the irritated deformed cat, who had been hissing (screeching) at the hotel staff/guests hiding behind the bar, immediately halts his antics. His neck cracks when he snaps it around (180°), before he shrinks to his natural form. Little paws tapping sporadically walking towards where the woman stands, now placing down a plate of raw meat.

"Oh," she coos, stroking the cats hunched back as he eats, "my poor baby, he gets so cranky when he's hungry." The cat responds with, "Nom nommm nom" To which, the red tinted lips of the woman stretch to smile fondly.

Meanwhile, the staff/guests stare with a shared look of disturbance.

He immediately ran over with soft little pitter patter of steps, and feasts on the flesh that was brought for him

He eagerly munches as if he never almost caused destruction because he was hungry

[cursedcattalastor]

Pfft, yknow you shouldn't really bite the hand that holds you, lil guy

*holds against chest and pats on head with hand not being chomped*

But I don't mind honestly

Is enjoying the petting, but then chomps once more

/⁠ᐠ◕w◎ᐟ⁠\

[cursedcattalastor]

*Continues holding and smiling*

You purr? That is so cute 🥺

*holds out other hand in front of its face as offering to chew on whilst holding*

Little adorable demonic creature

Is still confused as to why you aren't in pain

But he wouldn't take down an offer

And happily chomps on your finger

[rosies-emporium]

Happy static purring

<(◕w◎)>

Hmm? Oh my stars! I was wondering where I left that... Thank you, kitty, such a helpful one you are!

She leans down to take her sunhat and pet the cat, but as she does so, her eyes narrow in recognition... before following down, towards the bloody pawprints left behind the strange creature.

Do I know you from somewhere? You sound quite familiar- Ah, either way! Say, how about a nice warm bath? You might be in a dire need of one with those crimson paws right here-

[cursedcattalastor]

He was about to statictly purr at the petting until he heard the word bath

HISSS!!!

@rosies-emporium

[cursedcattalastor]

Adorable

*holds close to chest and holds*

*smile*

Is confused as to why you're not writhing in pain

But then he realizes he liked being held

And started to release static purring

But was still hungry..

[cursedcattalastor]

Awwww what a cute flesh eating baby

Adorable :D

Can I pick you up, I don't really give a fuck if you're going to eat my arms, I just wanna ask if you're okay with that :3

(Un)fortunately he had already latched onto your arm

/⁠ᐠ◕w◎ᐟ⁠\

[cursedcattalastor]

Hello creature, I noticed you followed me back to my home (my blog)

What are you, strange creature?

He lets out a little static chirp, along with his tail that swung side to side

He looked up with a yellow smile, looking all innocent and friendly but the truth is..

He's hungry, and he wants nothing else but flesh~

"..mreww"

[peterthemet3r]

Lucifer telling Cursed Cat Alastor to not knock his favorite mug off the shelf.

CC looks him dead in the eyes, smiles even wider, and knocks it off with as little force as he can possibly exert

what a silly cat

[cursedcattalastor]

/⁠ᐠ◕w◎ᐟ⁠\

[cursedcattalastor]

"Now. Watch as I do this!"

*plops on Couch*

"Watch as he does a trick!:

Tilts his head to the side in question, until he felt hungry

Sees someone passing by, and immediately pounced on he person

*squelch..

*munch munch

And then.. whatever this is

[cursedcattalastor]

*turns to rosie*

"He loves Rosie though"

Happy

Happy

Happy

/⁠ᐠ◕w◎ᐟ⁠\

[cursedcattalastor]

*turns him to face Vox and Lucifer*

Especially these two.

/⁠ᐠ◕v◎ᐟ⁠\

HISSS