Sleep deprived and high on chai

aries | desi | infj | '02 liner [ jal | she/her | simp for literature (and well written fanfics)]

[anxietyproblem]

[pragyayawhatever]

We can't date casually. We can't casually have sex. There's nothing casual about being in my space. I'm a real lover. There is nothing casual about my intimacy.

There is nothing casual about my heart!

[cursedcursives]

Well done, West Bengal. This change was much needed!

[thezenangel]

my favorite beauty & wellness routines

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BEAUTY

💋 makeup

jackie burkhart makeup tutorial by jackie wyers (i did this one for christmas one year and got sooo many compliments!)

2008 victoria’s secret angel makeup by jackie wyers

no makeup makeup by jessica vu

everyday makeup for beginners by murielle sunga

clean girl/no foundation makeup by murielle sunga

🎀 hair

heartless & easy hairstyles by emily heal

cute hairstyles for spring & summer by ambi

messy bun tutorial by tina engeo

WELLNESS & HEALTH

🩰 workouts

15 minute fast paced cardio by bigsis

20 minute slim thighs (lying down) by emi wong

20 minute curvier hips & thigh gap by lena snow

35 minute gentle pilates by move with nicole

35 minute feel good pilates flow by move with nicole

45 minute full body pilates by move with nicole

🧘🏼‍♀️ yoga & stretches

15 minute slim leg stretch by emi wong

25 minute self care yoga + savasana by jess yoga

30 minute yoga to regulate nervous system by akshaya agnes

30 minute yoga to relax & stretch by yoga with kassandra

30 minute yoga for flexibility by boho beautiful yoga

45 minute full body yoga by boho beautiful yoga

45 minute deep stretch yoga by yoga with kassandra

1 hour yoga for flexibility by yoga with kassandra

🫧 gua sha/facial massages

quick gua sha massage by tina engeo

daily gua sha & jade roller routine by tina engeo

slim face yoga by oppserve

lymphatic drainage/face lifting massage by themoments

🪷 meditations

10 minute meditation to release stress & anxiety by lavendaire

10 minute meditation for balancing the nervous system by yoga with adrienne

10 minute future self meditation by lavendaire

13 minute meditation & breathwork by akshaya agnes

20 minute sound healing guided meditation by lavendaire

[anxietyproblem]

[inkpressedpetals]

[catchymemes]

[voguedolce]

Jean Paul Gaultier SS07

[tojisloft]

“i knew you leaving like a father, running like water”

dhurandhar, dhurandhar the revenge (hamza & yalina) dir. aditya dhar // cardigan, taylor swift

pc: pinterest & @/stardust-devi

shall i do the same with hamzair, with perhaps, the deleted lyrics of the song *evil laugh*

[inkpressedpetals]

[unmutedlark-blog]

medically accurate muscle chart:

[shutframe]

As someone who works in therapy for a living, I can confirm this is 100% accurate

[nineprotons]

@cosmicdwarf

[stele3]

For Traitor: neck retraction exercise. While lying in bed with your head flat against the mattress, give yourself the biggest double chin you can. Repeat 10 times.

For Jackass: stop hiking your shoulders up to your ears. This is pretty much a stress thing, it’s human instinct to protect our neck when we’re under stress so that predators can’t get at it. Easiest way to do that is be elevating the shoulders, so. Periodically take not of where your shoulders are at.

Absolute Fuckwaffle: stretch out your chest. The rhomboids on the back work to keep our shoulder blades back, so when we’re hunched forward they are constantly straining to do their job. Unfortunately it’s not as simple as telling you to stand up straight, since our pectorals get chronically tight and prevent us from doing so. Step one: pectoral stretches. Hold for at least 20 seconds.

Asshole: Superman exercises. Like the rhomboids, the ESGs are straining against the slump. Stretching the chest will help them, too, but then you e got to strengthen your back. Do 20 of those per day.

[poetryforall]

[brianttran-deactivated20120224]

Reblog or your mom will die in 928 seconds.

[ovod0se]

I love my mom.

I am risking nothing

I AM SORRY FOLLOWERS, I LOVE MY MOMMY

Will not risk.

sorry followers :(

[whatgracelikes-deactivated20190]

omg im so glad to se so many people love their mummy

[ameriagrae]

Why’re you being mean to my mum?

[larryismyhallelujah-blog]

goddamn it

[lollie-pond-deactivated20150728]

Nope. Googled it. 15 minuets. Nope. Not taking any chances

[steampoweredplayer]

Koop

[twirliest]

This has 1.2 million reblogs … Ps not riskin it

[nathanvj]

1.4 almost ps not risking it

[queenprotein-deactivated2016012]

Fuck this post

[for-what-its-worth1213-deactiva]

Lmao damn tumblr

[shamoyakelly]

I fucking hate you tumblr

[idkloner]

@yungd0nut

[kushandwizdom]

FFS, I’ll never not reblog sorry yeah

[godblessjunhui-deactivated20200]

SORRRRRRY FOLLOWERS NRI 

[twoamtay-blog]

no why do these exist

[caramel-velvet]

I’m sorry. My moms not home right now

[chloelovescatsandfood]

cant risk it

[dellalyra]

apologies no risks being taken

[beatlemaniacinthetardis]

Can’t risk it!!! My mom isn’t even home right now.

[criticalbeauregard]

I love my mom so much.

[commandersharonraydordk]

Can’t risk it. Love my mom. ❤️

[anythingbillary]

noooo!!

[jembug28]

This years been enough already, nope!

[h-1-ya-deactivated20241016]

not risking my mum!

[bhairavirasingh]

🎶ily mommy, my sweet sweet mommy🎶

[amazoogle]

if tumblr shuts down you can find me on tumblr. ill still be here. they cant make me leave

[waitingforthesunrise]

emotional processing is so funny because sometimes you’ll be violently sobbing on your bedroom floor over something that happened 4 years ago and then you’ll just. get up and make coffee. and go to the grocery store. and take all this fundamental sadness for a walk. and ponder the cosmic experiences of humanity while eating a sandwich. and that’s healing.

[somerabbitholes]

just saw a trailer for a new mahabharata adaptation that said it is fully powered by AI and i’m sorry but what the fuck does that mean. and also if i have to see an AI generated chakravyuh i am going to start burning things

[whitepeopletwitter]