Eizen

What's Eizen's favorite phone company? VerEIZEN Wireless

[cursedxmalak]

"double ew"

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memelord sentence starters part 2

part one here: ( x ) feel free to change pronouns or anything else !

“uhhh can I get a boneless coffee”

“i don’t know her”

“none pizza with left beef please”

“where is your mother?”

“get shrekt”

“oh my god is that a rage comic?”

“you’re disrespecting a future us army soldier”

“bone apple tea”

“hey now, you’re an allstar”

“why is your purse full of breadsticks”

“wow much cool, very ice”

“rawr xD”

“you wouldn’t understand because you’re not a STUDENT ATHLETE”

“rip in pieces”

“you’re a *looks at smudged writing on hand* smother trucker”

“did you just rick roll me?!”

“hi, thanks for checking in. i’m  ♪ still a piece of garbage ♪♫ ”

“who is she”

“JOOOOHN CENAAAAA”

“don’t talk to me or my son ever again”

“new phone who dis”

“it was still better than twilight”

“hello darkness my old friend”

“What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills.”

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Indie Eizen of ToB sporadic activity est who knows when

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:,) what if I brought this back?

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“No, I’m not, apologize to the croissant.”

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“Apologize to the croissant.” 

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“hello darkness my old friend”

“I’m an earth malak.”

[splattermemes-deactivated202007]

memelord sentence starters part 2

part one here: ( x ) feel free to change pronouns or anything else !

“uhhh can I get a boneless coffee”

“i don’t know her”

“none pizza with left beef please”

“where is your mother?”

“get shrekt”

“oh my god is that a rage comic?”

“you’re disrespecting a future us army soldier”

“bone apple tea”

“hey now, you’re an allstar”

“why is your purse full of breadsticks”

“wow much cool, very ice”

“rawr xD”

“you wouldn’t understand because you’re not a STUDENT ATHLETE”

“rip in pieces”

“you’re a *looks at smudged writing on hand* smother trucker”

“did you just rick roll me?!”

“hi, thanks for checking in. i’m  ♪ still a piece of garbage ♪♫ ”

“who is she”

“JOOOOHN CENAAAAA”

“don’t talk to me or my son ever again”

“new phone who dis”

“it was still better than twilight”

“hello darkness my old friend”

“What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills.”

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@storytellerwitch cont from 💀

Rude

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Eizen, this isn't Persona 3

“…”

“It is now”

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“You probably shouldn’t use a pirate as a role model.” it would be bad if she turned out to be like him, honestly. She shouldn’t become someone who knew for a fact they’d turn into a dragon one day.

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“You man your own ship, I know.” She was the person that mattered most to him so in the end he was always worried about her safety.

[talesofshitpost]

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@captain-pattycakes

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“But you could trip and fall down the mountain.” there was no telling what could happen with the reaper’s curse.

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“I did it in self defense.”

“How is stabbing someone for asking you what crew you’re in self defense?” 

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@taleiisms cont from 💀 

“It’s dangerous, what would happen if you got injured or tainted with malevolence?” unlike himself Edna didn’t have a vessel. 

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“Is the plan still working.”

Slayers Sentence Starters || accepting

Of course the plan was no longer working, he hadn’t thought that there would be this much security around. Looking over to the other he gave a small frown, “No the plans shot, give me a moment to think of a new one.”