Hilarity Of Online Dating

This blog is hilarious things I’ve seen, been asked, or encountered in online dating. Most will be NSFW 😆 Please submit yours too! I'm also posting things related to social issues with relationships.

[thursday]

[sexedplus]

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Resources Book - Sex From Scratch by Sarah Mirk Article - SoloPoly: Riding the relationship escalator (or not) Book - Redefining Our Relationships by Wendy-O Matik

[reallyoverthis]

Always reblog

[drillheadonfire-deactivated2014]

whats the difference between bi people and unicorns

i can see unicorns on movies and tv

[thesweetpianowritingdownmylife]

I told this to my mum and she was like “That’s not t… yes it is.”

[that-nonbinary-guy]

Also, unicorns on tv are called unicorns, not ‘horses that don’t like labels’

[comradesleep]

horses that don’t like labels

[cute-toes]

Sharing from an acquaintance’s POF 😑

[cute-toes]

I love my friends 😊😊😊

[youcantmakeme]

The Loft Residents + Crying Their Eyes Out.

Requested by @msachsen

[fuckoffstraightpeople-blog]

men are so unbelievably rude to women they don’t find attractive 

[straightwhiteboystexting]

He asked me for my phone number after the 2nd message…

[cute-toes]

Typical

[myththyng]

Now, if that shit arrives like an invitation to Hogwarts? I might accept.

[cute-toes]

[konketsu]

dont care if i sound corny or cliche but to love and be loved back and not having to second guess where u stand in someones heart is such a warm and safe feeling & everyone should have the luxury and pleasure of having it always

[beforethebeautyfades]

If you are polyamorous 🌈 REBLOG this so I can follow you

[merlins-total-turnip-head]

Traditional Celtic marriage vows, better than anything I've ever heard:

You cannot possess me for I belong to myself But while we both wish it, I give you that which is mine to give You cannot command me, for I am a free person But I shall serve you in those ways you require and the honeycomb will taste sweeter coming from my hand.

[mylifein3rds-deactivated2020041]

Lovely

[cute-toes]

No.

When the guy you've been with over a year and live with and take to family holidays calls you his "female roommate"!?!? FUUUUCK OFF

[lyjerria]

teach your sons emotional intelligence

[ithotyouknew-deactivated2015051]

I put on my Tinder profile that I hate sports, I don’t drink beer and I’m 150% feminine all day all the time and so many guys are like…offended? One guy was like “what if the guy you like loves sports, you won’t even watch with him?” And I asked “will you wake up at 8am during fashion week to watch live streams of shows with me because that’s what I’m really interested in. And he said “I don’t really find that interesting.” And I’m like THEN WHY THE FUCK WOULD I CARE ABOUT SPORTS FOR YOU OMG. 

[wyldwoodfaye-deactivated2015080]

this isn’t an isolated thing. women are expected to change for men. if you don’t want to have children (ever) then someone is bound to say to you: well, what if your husband wants to have children? i was thinking about dyeing my hair & my dad says, what if the guy you’re dating doesn’t like it? we’re expected to lose weight & to dress in a certain way to appeal to men. we’re expected to be less opinionated, less assertive, less talented when competing against a man… it never fucking ends.

[cute-toes]

SING IT FROM THE ROOFTOPS!

Be yourself; share yourself. Be true.

Don't pretend to like broccoli, or golf, or antiquing if you don't like it!

Expect to want to share your interests and discuss things each other like. Don't feel OBLIGATED to take part. It's OKAY to be your own person ❤️

[evanspetres-deactivated20201015]

[cute-toes]

Nailed it.