CuzLife

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[absolutelimey]

See you later, crocodile.

In a while, alligator.

[cuzlife]

i stared at this for a solid minute before i realized what was wrong

[weirdbuzzfeed]

unmute it

[buzzfeed]

i keep thinking i’ll never be surprised by you, and yet here we are.

[finnwolflhard]

this is the only day you can reblog this

[iraffiruse]

[gracegisela]

“Ringo isn’t even the best drummer in the Beatles”

[commander-cullen-deactivated201]

The Beatles did not have a fuck to give

[norvicensiandoran]

I can’t even name 5 Beatles songs and I find this hilarious.

[debbie-sketch]

Hogwarts Houses common rooms in Halloween season 

[justjames]

Just walked in on my sister watching a Phineas and Ferb episode where they are 18 and about to go to college and I am still shook

[babyanimalgifs]

I didn’t know cheetahs meow I’ve always thought they roar my whole life has been a lie

[anarchapella]

Ok but the other one is purring so hard

[valgalart]

If I ever don’t reblog this assume I’m dead

[rebel-in-tartan]

oh my GOD

[polysixxxx]

It took me a while but I’m fucking SHRIEKING

[nostopdasgay]

A masterpiece

[yourbigsisnissi]

Put this in the MoMA

[urnonsense]

IM SCREAAAMINGGG

[iamnotsebastianstan-archive-dea]

think it’s about time we stop making jokes about the amount of famous white boys named Chris, and about time we started focusing on Tom. Am I talking about Cruise? Hiddleston? Hardy? Holland? Hanks? Felton? Fletcher? Selleck? Welling? Ford? Hooper? Brady? It’s impossible to tell because apparently half the male population are called Tom.

[soil-boy]

*Approaches a gay couple* So which one of you is Chris and which one of you is Tom.

[awbbcuk-deactivated20180929]

there are only two genders. 

Are you a Chris? Or a Tom?

[princessesfanarts]

By FDASuarez

[feeling-freckled]

These are all the most gorgeous things I’ve ever seen oh my lord!!!

[lizthefangirl]

ughhhhhhhHh

[kingrudegyalchina]

Reblog so you make enough money to cover your bills .

#luckymoney

[lamourdemoi-deactivated20220112]

And more more money left to save and spare🙏🏾🤑🤑🤑🤑

[kingrudegyalchina]

Amen

[pemupemu]

guys this works,, i suddenly got £20 in my bank account out of nowhere?? im so happy i can afford to buy lunch every day this week now omg

[guyver]

Ok BUT, i reblogged this before I went to work today l- my check was 30$ more than I expected AND I got 40$ from a friend. So. I mean???

[breelandwalker]

-all the prayer to the money post gods-

[breelandwalker]

Y’ALL I SHIT YOU NOT WE GOT A WEDDING GIFT CHECK FOR $2000 TONIGHT. THIS FUCKING WORKS.

[dumbbbunnnyy-deactivated2021021]

yo if bree says it works, it works. 

[sylvaetria]

yeah man I trust Bree lmao

[afrorevolution]

[saathiray]

I don’t even care that I already reblogged this because seriously, how is this not a masterpiece painting hanging in the Smithsonian? Everything about this photo just says Romanticism to me

[cuzlife]

on the first day of school vs the second day of school

[antisepticeye-protec-squad]

IMPORTANT

HURRICANE JOSE HAS MOVED COURSE, AND IS HEADING STRAIGHT FOR THE GENERAL NEW JERSEY AREA. THIS INCLUDES MARYLAND, CONNECTICUT, AND MASSACHUSETTS. PLEASE SPREAD THIS AROUND AND TELL PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN:

New Jersey

New York

Massachusetts

Maryland

Virginia

Pennsylvania

New Hampshire

Vermont

[heemxng]

source?

[jakciekennedy]

i can’t find anything to support this lmao

[heemxng]

yeah and im in boston and it’s a perfectly sunny afternoon (a little cloudy but still sunny) so like what the fuck are they talking about

[antisepticeye-protec-squad]

you know what? fuck this. if yall are gonna keep bashing me for trying to help so be it. dont come crying to me when youre in the hospital suffering from ab concussion after a clump of debris hit you in the head

in category 6 winds.

[heemxng]

literally all we did was ask for a source and category 6 doesn’t exist

[carter-you-dick-deactivated2018]

You and your little gaggle drove Angel off of Tumblr. Don’t respond to someone who isn’t there anymore.

[heemxng]

if asking for a source can make them leave tumblr then i sure do have some news about school for them

[foulserpent]

they actually left tumblr over being asked for a source once on their misinfo post this is the weirdest shit

[zenyattasperceptrons]

😭

[curlicuecal]

holy shit SLAIN

[neopets-hentai]

@doomybot can you past the Turing test?

[doomybot]

cuck

[isatigger13]

How my internet addiction started