We Are What We Are

So...which is which? Can you tell? FC: Mikey Way Independent OC's Tracking cxmmecicxmmeca

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We Are What We Are

Ok, remade my side blog as an actual blog so follow me there.

Fair warning though: These muses are sassy as fuck.

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me: should i make a sarcastic comment or not

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[dwtalks]

"Well isnt’ that interesting…I’m pretty  sure you don’t know shit about me. And holy shit, I didn’t that much about Dolce. Shit, I can’t believe it.”

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"I know that a certain person owes you a lot of money for the stash you got him. But then, you'd know, wouldn't you?"

"Edward, I thought we agreed to not say anything about that..."

"Whatever! Anyway, she's also a bit...curious, let's say, about the same sex..."

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"So, Mr. Swog. What exactly do you want to know about her? Past life? Strange habits? How much of a freak she is in bed?"

"Edward, how do you know about her sex life?"

"You underestimate me, Teddy."

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"Oooh, check and mate.  I didn’t take her having much sex, but this is great information indeed. How do you  know that anyway?”

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"That’s the thing, Mr. Swog. You try to be the guy that knows everything about everyone but unfortunately, I actually am the guy who really knows everything about everyone."

"Mmhmm."

"Either way, did you know that she’s both submissive and dominant? Like, one second, she’s tied up in bed and the next, she’s full on dominatrix! She also has this huge closet full of outfits!"

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mxfiaking

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"We’ll tell you any dirty secret she has if you tell us more about where she is."

"And we mean any dirty secret.”

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"Hm…I do love dirty secrets.  Keep talkin’.”

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"So, Mr. Swog. What exactly do you want to know about her? Past life? Strange habits? How much of a freak she is in bed?"

"Edward, how do you know about her sex life?"

"You underestimate me, Teddy."

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Legaliity

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"So…."

"Is that your natural hair colour or are you just so insecure that you had to dye it?"

"Edward, please…"

“It’s for work. Some of us  have jobs, you know." 

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"Your job must suck if you have to dye your hair a colour that's clearly not working for you."

"Ok, I have to agree with him on that. Seriously, that colour really doesn't work for you. It may be better than wearing Versace shoelaces and an Armani suit knockoff but it still really sucks."

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Doesn't know how to do promos

Doesn't know how to interact.

No one's online.

Welp

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"Oh. My. Gawd. Don’t even dare to compare us to the lower classes. We do have some money."

"Edward, settle down. Back to the subject at hand. If you do know Dolce, do you know where she is? We got some….business to take care with her."

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"Oh. My. Gawd. I’m not telling you shit until I get something outta this. A favor for a favor, eh? Some information is handy too ya know.”

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"We'll tell you any dirty secret she has if you tell us more about where she is."

"And we mean any dirty secret."

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mxfiaking

[dwtalks]

"Well aren’t you two big rays of sunshine? You guys hang around here often or are you too busy jacking each other off as a hobby?”

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"Says the guy who thinks he’s so cool just because he wears Versace shoelaces."

"And your suit is an Armani knockoff. Lame! Anyway, you seem like the type of person who tries to know everything about everyone so, we’re gonna ask you this: Do you know a girl named Dolce?"

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"I love the poor and common folk.  They are always so snappy.  Yeah, I might know someone named Dolce.  What of it?”

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"Oh. My. Gawd. Don't even dare to compare us to the lower classes. We do have some money."

"Edward, settle down. Back to the subject at hand. If you do know Dolce, do you know where she is? We got some....business to take care with her."

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mxfiaking

"Teddy, do you see the swagtastic douchenozzle, trying to pimp it out over there?"

"Oh jeez, that is one hell of a wangster if I do say so myself."

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"Well aren’t you two big rays of sunshine? You guys hang around here often or are you too busy jacking each other off as a hobby?”

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"Says the guy who thinks he's so cool just because he wears Versace shoelaces."

"And your suit is an Armani knockoff. Lame! Anyway, you seem like the type of person who tries to know everything about everyone so, we're gonna ask you this: Do you know a girl named Dolce?"

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"Teddy, do you see the swagtastic douchenozzle, trying to pimp it out over there?"

"Oh jeez, that is one hell of a wangster if I do say so myself."

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Legaliity

"So...."

"Is that your natural hair colour or are you just so insecure that you had to dye it?"

"Edward, please..."