So Many Things To Yell About

vent blog / go away

[cxmprachicos]

me: i’m over my crush. crush: comes over, is wonderful, likes my kids me: nvm

[cxmprachicos]

so it's mating season for lin and we've been banging most days and there's totally a chance i could get pregnant and if i don't then at some point, like. eggs are gonna be laid inside me. like. damn. more kids.

[cxmprachicos]

happy birthday to me and all my dead friends.

[cxmprachicos]

as often as you murder me, i would be dead without you.

[cxmprachicos]

you keep me going. all of you. thank you.

[andreandkarl]

10.21.15

[cxmprachicos]

yes, i am constantly trying to get you to kiss me and/or sleep with me.

[cxmprachicos]

(punches myself in the face repeatedly) WYD FUCKFACE!!!!

[cxmprachicos]

i’m attracted to you in every way it’s possible to be attracted to someone and i want to stop but it’s hard to do when you’re so fucking fantastic so just fucking stop.

[onewaylovers]

[cxmprachicos]

(sees something cute and good on my dashboard) (feels nothing)

[cxmprachicos]

somebody tell me i exist.

[cxmprachicos]

how many romantically unavailable people am i in love with? well, you see, (points behind you) quick, what's that over there!?

[celihime]

and take your arrogance with it

[cxmprachicos]

i guess you both hate me.

[cxmprachicos]

i said that? i fucking said that. you didn,t respond don't act like you fucking did just to make me look like a damn fool you piece of shit

[cxmprachicos]

wish i hadn't left.