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$LAYYYTER
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oozey mess
PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
tannertan36
Cosimo Galluzzi
DEAR READER
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@theartofmadeline
occasionally subtle
Alisa U Zemlji Chuda
Sweet Seals For You, Always
Misplaced Lens Cap
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Three Goblin Art
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titsay
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
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@cxndrillon
after all, time waits for no one
new vampire oc / based mainly in True Blood folklore / will adapt to any universe / mun & muse both 18+ / mun has 4 years tumblr rping experience / literally just want friends / and to write again / selective but friendly / very under construction / but getting things up slowly
Rain prompts 🌧
“I TOLD you not to go outside and did you listen? nO. AND NOW YOU HAVE A COLD. AND IM GONNA HAVE TO NURSE YOU BACK TO HEALTH WITH SOUP AND MANDATORY CUDDLES” au
“I’m drying off your hair with a towel and I’m concentrating so hard until I look down and see you looking up at me with raindrops still clinging to your lashes and freckling your cheeks. your hair’s all mussed and I’m still rubbing the towel over your head and ajshajaklalala” AU
“STOP SPLASHING ME WTF UGH ITS GETTING ALL OVER ME AND OH SHIT IT STARTED RAINING AGAIN QUICK WE NEED SHELTER NO STOP SPLASHING AROUND YOURE GONNA GET THE BOTH OF US EVEN MORE SOAKED THEN WE’LL ALREADY BE” AU
“I don’t know why you thought a dumpster would be a good place to take shelter from the rain but here we are I guess” au
“There’s only room under this umbrella for one. Oh fine, get under here I guess we’ll both be partially soaked.” AU
“kISSING?? IN THE RAIN??? siGn Me tHe FUCK UP” AU
disney parks starters!!
( for all your ridiculously cheesy/nostalgic needs; includes quotes from attractions in several disney parks )
Pirates of the Caribbean
❝Dead men tell no tales.❞
❝Don’t tell them __, don’t be a chicken.❞
❝Strike yer colors, ya bloomin’ cockroachers! ❞
❝What be I offered for this winsome wench? ❞
❝Shift yer cargo, dearie, show ‘em your larboard side.❞
❝We’re rascals, scoundrels, villains, and knaves.❞
❝Drink up me hearties, yo ho! ❞
The Jungle Cruise
❝I’d like to point out some of my favorite plants…that one, that one and that one…❞
❝Watch your head and watch your step. If you don’t watch your head, watch your language, there are children here.❞
❝There’s a dock on the left and a dock on the right. We call that a paradox.❞
❝May I have your attention please: due to circumstances beyond our control…the __ will be operating for the rest of the evening. Thank you.❞
❝I’d like to leave you with some words of wisdom my father shared with me when I turned 18…..GET OUT!❞
❝There it is ladies and gentlemen: the backside of water!❞
Haunted Mansion/Phantom Manor
❝Welcome, foolish mortal(s).❞
❝Your cadaverous pallor betrays an aura of foreboding.❞
❝Of course, there’s always my way. ❞
❝Send us a message from somewhere beyond… ❞
❝They’re assembling for a swinging wake, and they’ll be expecting me.❞
❝There’s a little matter I forgot to mention.❞
❝Hurry back, we would like your company.❞
❝You may not believe it, but beauty once lived in this house. And beauty lives here still.❞
❝A ravishing bride… A vanishing groom.❞
It’s A Small World
❝It’s a world of hopes and a world of fears.❞
❝There’s so much that we share.❞
❝There is just one moon and one golden sun.❞
❝A smile means friendship to everyone.❞
❝It’s a small world after all.❞
The Enchanted Tiki Room
❝My siestas are getting shorter and 'shorter…❞
❝Oh, look at all the people!❞
❝Let’s put on a show!❞
❝Welcome to our tropical hideaway.❞
❝Quit talking while I’m interrupting!❞
Epcot
❝We create a better world for ourselves and our children.❞
❝Verged on the threshold of infinity, we see our world as it truly is: small, silent, fragile, alive, a drifting island in the midnight sky.❞
❝If we can dream it, we really can do it.❞
❝A dream can be a dream come true with just that spark in me and you. ❞
❝Pride is one of our nation’s passions.❞
❝One little spark of inspiration is at the heart of all creation.❞
❝Oh, there are so many places to dream about.❞
❝We built America, and the process made us Americans, a new breed, routed in all races.❞
❝The golden age never was the present age.❞
❝If you’ll pardon an old man’s/woman’s pride.❞
❝Let your new dawn lead to the final sunset on my people’s suffering.❞
❝I see men of my own race treated as outlaws or shot down like animals.❞
❝We weren’t dreamers. We were visionaries.❞
Hollywood Studios
❝It’s called “A Salute to All Nations, But Mostly America”.❞
❝Besides, they’re tourists. What do they know?❞
❝You got a minute and a half.❞
❝What foolishness would you like to see?❞
❝You are about to discover what lies beyond the deepest, darkest corner of the imagination.❞
❝A warm welcome back to those of you who made it.❞
❝You have just entered – the twilight zone.❞
❝We know you have this rebel spy on board.❞
❝And I thought I hated space travel.❞
❝Um, excuse me, you don’t seem to understand.❞
❝I want that spy!❞
❝Some imagination, huh?❞
Closed/Other/Misc
❝The Big Apple. New York, New York. City of ten million dreams … and one parking space.❞
❝There is a great and lasting truth about the family of man. A truth which separates us from all the other creatures of the Earth. We can dream.❞
❝Impossible? No, sir. This may be improbable, but believe me, it’s not impossible.❞
❝Use your head, don’t lose your head.❞
❝I know this is probably your first flight, and it’s…mine too.❞
and, of course:
❝Please stand clear of the doors. Por favor mantengase alejado de las puertas.❞
SHIELDARMED’S THEME GIVEAWAY ! — in light of reaching ( just this morning ) 2.3K followers, this is a little giveaway. to all of my followers, whom i appreciate and adore tbh, like / reblog this post and at midnight est on sunday ( the 15th of may ) i will use a random generator to select TWO winners who will each receive a custom theme with pages coded by yours truly ! pls be following me, rebagels as many times as you like, roleplay blogs only. thank you all so much for sticking with me / éowyn these few years ! ( examples 1 & 2 )
Captain America: Civil War
"Did you know about this?"
"If you do this, they will never stop being afraid of you."
"I can't control their fear, only my own."
"Can you move your seat up?"
"Couldn't you have done that earlier?"
"I hate you."
"Clearly retirement doesn't suit you, get tired of playing golf?"
"Well, I played 18, I shot 18, just can't seem to miss."
"First time for everything."
"Made you look."
"Anyone ever tell you you're a little paranoid?"
"I know you're nervous and you have every right to be, but you're lying."
"Do you even remember them?"
"I remember them all."
"How long are you gonna play both sides?"
"Are you incapable of dropping your ego for one god damn second?"
"I'm not the one who needs to watch their back."
"Are you sure about this?"
"I can't trust my own mind."
"So you like cats?"
"How long do you think you can save your friend from me?"
"Well, then... what are you doing here?"
"I didn't want you to be alone."
"The people that shoot at you, usually wind up shooting at me."
"I don't do that anymore."
"Well, the people who think you did are coming here now. And they're not planning on taking you alive."
"That's smart. Good strategy."
"It always ends in a fight."
"Shit! I thought it was a water truck. My bad!"
"You seem a little defensive."
"Well, it's been a long day."
"Oh, you're going to have to take this to the shop!"
"Who's speaking?"
"It's your conscience. We don't talk a lot these days."
"Are we still friends?"
"That depends on how hard you hit me."
"Give me back my ____!"
"I said I would help you find him, not catch him."
"What's up tic-tac?"
"I can do this all day."
"Ugh...what time zone is this?"
"Sometimes I just want to punch you in your perfect teeth."
holy moly, bat ma ––– wait. wrong universe.
oh my goodness, y’all. this little blog has come such a ways since this january. i hit 300 followers earlier this week and i’m so incredibly grateful. ana is a character i didn’t expect to love so fiercely and i definitely didn’t expect that i would keep her blog going like i have. and yet here we are! so to celebrate, i’m doing a little giveaway. for this giveaway, there will be 3 WINNERS. those winners will be able to pick between receiving either a promo banner or a theme background.
the rules are as follows:
you MUST be following mrsjcrvis
only REBLOGS will count towards an entry
you must be an RP blog or the main blog for an RP sideblog
you have until 2:00PM PST on saturday, may 14 to reblog this
may the odds be ever in your –––– good luck, friends.
Care Related Starters
“Are you okay?”
“Let me lift that for you.”
“Do you want me to rub your shoulders?”
“How about a foot rub?”
“I’ll run you a bath.”
“Don’t get up. I’ll get that.”
“Do you want me to make breakfast?”
“Dinner is my treat.”
“Let me help.”
“I’ll get the bandages.”
“Don’t move while I wrap it.”
“I will do it. You rest.”
“Do you want coffee or tea?”
“It is okay. I’ll feed you.”
“Take this. It will make you feel better.”
“Do you need medicine?”
“I’ll call the doctor.”
“Lean on me.”
“It will heal. All wounds do.”
“I’m here for you.”
“Thank you for this.”
“Could you get that for me?”
“I’m exhausted. Would you make dinner?”
“My back is aching. Will you rub it?”
“I can walk, really.”
“It does not hurt that bad. Don’t worry.”
“I’ll be fine.”
“I feel much better.”
“I can get up.”
“Please, don’t fuss over me.”
PSA:
Just because I’m not replying to our thread, or your starter doesn’t mean I don’t want to roleplay with you. I’m just slow. Somedays I can write a fucking book, somedays I can’t even write my own name. It’s in the drafts I promise I am just slow as hell.
I’ll make it through. The circumstances are of no matter. Bloodied lip, swollen eyes, battered abdomen, blindfolded and dragging a single leg, I always make it through.
❝ ——————— flowers don’t worry about how they’re going to BLOOM. they just open up && turn toward the light && that makes them b e a u t i f u l . ❞
i whip my hair back and forth
sentence meme → greys anatomy edition
send a sentence for my character’s reaction.
“Now you totally think I’m a slut.”
“You’re my person.”
“People aren’t always who you think they are.”
“You told me not to quit, and I didn’t.”
“I’m happy, and I never thought I would be again.”
“Aw, sweetie, this is about me. This isn’t about you.”
“I’m not leaving. I told you I’m not giving up.”
“Are you moving in? Like, permanently?”
“You’re a complete tool sometimes.”
“I hurt her feelings, and she’s mad at me.”
“I came back, but I’m not home. And I really want to be home.”
“What if I could’ve helped him?”
“What if I had a chance?”
“What’s in your mouth?”
“I didn’t think I could do it.”
“It’s too late. You’re too late.”
“No one’s gonna die today.”
“Optimism for the win!”
“I’m just saying, you have every reason to be distracted.”
“I don’t have any more to give. I’m not trying to hurt you.”
“I’ll accept the risk. Because you are worth it.”
“All my orgasms are gonna be self-made, hand crafted ones.”
“S/he is different, I don’t know how to explain it.”
“Just because we can live without something, it doesn’t mean that we have to.”
“I can live without you, but I don’t want to. I never want to.”
“You want to be a mess, be a mess. I don’t care, I can take it.”
“It seems like you came home because you thought you were in trouble.”
“I came home to work on us.”
“Whats the matter is you keep holding me like this delicate flower that’s gonna break every time you look at me. That is what is the matter.”
“Life’s too short to be scared.”
“I just got here, I haven’t had the chance to screw anything up yet.”
“My life is so much better now that I have nothing.”
“If you aren’t willing to keep looking for light in the darkest of places without stopping even when it seems impossible, you will never succeed.”
“Miracles… they happen to people.”
“It’s just you. The one you can count on, and lean on, and depend on.”
“It had to be you.”
“Feels weird to sleep alone. I’m not used to it.”
“People must tell you their secrets all the time.”
“I need a person who is in it with me and believes in that.”
“Nobody’s memory is perfect or complete. We jumble things up.”
“It’s the past, and you don’t have to defend it.”
“Look at me. You got me. I’m not going anywhere except home with you.”
“You gave what you had to give. You served.”
Even though the diet’s over, I’m always up for tequila and cheeseburgers.”
“No guilt trip, please.”
“Vulnerability isn’t the opposite of strength.”
“We’re all trying. It’s just no one wants to give up or give in and no one should.”
“Okay, fine. Your junk is spectacular. S/he is a very lucky guy/girl. Can we get back to me now?”
“Stop asking me out on dates.”
“I found my (family member) and I think I hate them.”
“I don’t care about your boobs.”
“Is this to make up for the fact that you don’t like me?”
“I admitted I wanted to drive my car over you.”
#2fabulous4u
Break the ice; have our muses interact!
This includes not only if our characters haven’t met yet, but even if they already have.
“Are you lost?“ ‘And you are?” “Who are you?” “I don’t think we’ve met.” “How old are you?” “How long have you been there?” “Can I trust you?” “Who do you think you are?” “Are you wearing my clothes…?” “You’re cute.“ “Would you like to go on a date with me?” “People are watching.” “Be Careful!” “Help me!” “I’ve got bad news.“ “Hate to break it to you.. but ___ is dead.“ “I will never forgive you.” “I’m sorry…” “Why are you so angry?“ “Just kill me!” “This is where it ends.” “Victory!“ “Stay close!” “Watch it!” “Why don’t you hate me?!“ “You can’t just give up… not now!”
more texts for you bitches
ANGSTY TEXTS, BITCH
[text] You should have told me you wanted me out of your life. [text] I should have never let you back into my life. [text] Okay [muse’s name] what’s the deal, pretty sure this is you…listen if you want me to leave you alone, please just tell that. [text] Please don’t walk away. [text] Please don’t do this. [text] When are you going to realize I want nothing to do with you? [text] You want nothing to do with me, I get it. [text] I’m an idiot. You fooled me again. [text] When I think things are about to change … I’m always proven wrong. [text] I just want you to be happy. And you’ll be happier without me. [text] I just hate that someone could make me trust [him/her/them] the way that I did [text] The truth is I’m not over you. [text] The truth is I never really wanted to be with you. [text] I’m seeing someone else. [text] How the hell did you get my number, stalker? [text] You’re so selfish. [text] I just saw you leave with [her/him/them]. [text] FUCK YOU AND YOUR DUMB CUTE FACE
LOVING TEXTS, BITCH
[text] Did I tell you today that you’re the most adorable? Cause, yeah. [text] Be careful. [text] I’m only saying it because I love you. [text] I’m only saying it because I care about you. [text] Okay, I’m bringing coffee. [text] I’m thinking dinner and a movie later this week? [text] Let me take you out, please? [text] Let me make you dinner tonight. [text] I want you to be happy. [text] You’re always safe with me. [text] I can’t stop thinking about you. [text] I seriously don’t know what I’d do without you. [text] I know you may not feel like you are, but you are loved. And important. Please don’t forget that. [text] It was so good seeing you. [text] You don’t need this shit. [text] I’ll be there in five minutes. [text] Let me help, please? [text] You’re important to me. [text] Stop falling asleep in the bathtub. You’re going to drown and die and leave me and I’m not having that. [text] I would gladly watch Netflix and eat Thai with you any day. [text] I’d give up my phone charger AND the last piece of gum for you. That’s love. [text] Hey beautiful no judgment but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??
ANGRY TEXTS, BITCH
[text] If you don’t want me to bust your window, I suggest you answer the phone. Now. [text] To quote Mean Girls, you’re a fugly slut. [text] Are you SERIOUSLY bringing that up right now!? [text] Lose my number, asshole. [text] You’re so predictable and obnoxious. And it’s not only me who thinks so. [text] …The least you could do is answer, wtf. [text] You’re a piece of shit human being and an even worse friend. [text] This is YOUR FAULT. And you can’t even pretend like it isn’t, because you know it is. [text] Why couldn’t you just stay out of it? [text] Holy fucking shit, take a hint, asshole. [text] Go fuck yourself. [text] What the fucking hell is wrong with you? [text] You can take your stuff back as long as I don’t light it on fire first. [text] I have cramps and a migraine so you do NOT want to mess with me right now [text] Bye and have a very fuck you day
SEXY TEXTS, BITCH
[text] Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this. [text] Why are you so hot…like honestly, it’s not fair. [text] Yeah, you looked good in your [dress/shirt/pants] last night but really, they looked way better on my floor. [text] Come over. With condoms. [text] You should come over, clothing optional. [text] I feel like a nasty slut and I LOVE IT [text] Sorry I got drunk and texted you about my sex life [text] Sex on a rooftop - trashy or adventurous? [text] If you’re not at my apartment, shirtless, in five minutes, I will be personally offended. [text] I don’t think he likes that I’m always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together [text] It’ll be like The Notebook, except with way more of my penis. [text] I didn’t know that all of his brothers would be hot and musically inclined, too. That’s a dick move on behalf of biology. [text] I DON’T WANT YOUR DICK. I WANT BRUNCH. [text] So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking? [text] I just need some of your time and all of your body. [text] I am available for nakedness [text] I think about [him/her/them] when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
DRUNK TEXTS, BITCH
[drunk text] So wat are you really over me no w [drunk text] AND I UNFOLLOWED YOU ON INSTAGRAM TOO, BITCH [drunk text] You are my queen and my savior and I love you forever [drunk text] You are the most beautiful girl I have ever known [drunk text] I’m eating macaroni and cheese on a slice of pizza and autocorrect just wrote that text for me pretty much, what’s your night like [drunk text] Listen up slut, you’re one hot piece of ass and if [he/she/they] doesn’t realize it, it’s their loss [drunk text] but what’s the point of a Disney sing off party if you’re not here. You have to be be the Pumbaa to my Timon [drunk text] Can you pls remind me tomorrow of how much of a fool I made myself tonight [drunk text] FUCK YOU YOU’RE GORGEOUS [drunk text] I think maybe you and me should like go out and eat pizza or something check yes or no [drunk text] Please don’t hate me I’m too tired and too dizzy to be hated [drunk text] I hate (him/her) but less when I’m drinking. Thanks, alcohol. [drunk text] Omf g you need to get over here now I think I’m dyin [drunk text] SWEEEEEEEET CAROLINE
