( for all your ridiculously cheesy/nostalgic needs; includes quotes from attractions in several disney parks )
❝Dead men tell no tales.❞
❝Don’t tell them __, don’t be a chicken.❞
❝Strike yer colors, ya bloomin’ cockroachers! ❞
❝What be I offered for this winsome wench? ❞
❝Shift yer cargo, dearie, show ‘em your larboard side.❞
❝We’re rascals, scoundrels, villains, and knaves.❞
❝Drink up me hearties, yo ho! ❞
❝I’d like to point out some of my favorite plants…that one, that one and that one…❞
❝Watch your head and watch your step. If you don’t watch your head, watch your language, there are children here.❞
❝There’s a dock on the left and a dock on the right. We call that a paradox.❞
❝May I have your attention please: due to circumstances beyond our control…the __ will be operating for the rest of the evening. Thank you.❞
❝I’d like to leave you with some words of wisdom my father shared with me when I turned 18…..GET OUT!❞
❝There it is ladies and gentlemen: the backside of water!❞
Haunted Mansion/Phantom Manor
❝Welcome, foolish mortal(s).❞
❝Your cadaverous pallor betrays an aura of foreboding.❞
❝Of course, there’s always my way. ❞
❝Send us a message from somewhere beyond… ❞
❝They’re assembling for a swinging wake, and they’ll be expecting me.❞
❝There’s a little matter I forgot to mention.❞
❝Hurry back, we would like your company.❞
❝You may not believe it, but beauty once lived in this house. And beauty lives here still.❞
❝A ravishing bride… A vanishing groom.❞
❝It’s a world of hopes and a world of fears.❞
❝There’s so much that we share.❞
❝There is just one moon and one golden sun.❞
❝A smile means friendship to everyone.❞
❝It’s a small world after all.❞
❝My siestas are getting shorter and 'shorter…❞
❝Oh, look at all the people!❞
❝Welcome to our tropical hideaway.❞
❝Quit talking while I’m interrupting!❞
❝We create a better world for ourselves and our children.❞
❝Verged on the threshold of infinity, we see our world as it truly is: small, silent, fragile, alive, a drifting island in the midnight sky.❞
❝If we can dream it, we really can do it.❞
❝A dream can be a dream come true with just that spark in me and you. ❞
❝Pride is one of our nation’s passions.❞
❝One little spark of inspiration is at the heart of all creation.❞
❝Oh, there are so many places to dream about.❞
❝We built America, and the process made us Americans, a new breed, routed in all races.❞
❝The golden age never was the present age.❞
❝If you’ll pardon an old man’s/woman’s pride.❞
❝Let your new dawn lead to the final sunset on my people’s suffering.❞
❝I see men of my own race treated as outlaws or shot down like animals.❞
❝We weren’t dreamers. We were visionaries.❞
❝It’s called “A Salute to All Nations, But Mostly America”.❞
❝Besides, they’re tourists. What do they know?❞
❝You got a minute and a half.❞
❝What foolishness would you like to see?❞
❝You are about to discover what lies beyond the deepest, darkest corner of the imagination.❞
❝A warm welcome back to those of you who made it.❞
❝You have just entered – the twilight zone.❞
❝We know you have this rebel spy on board.❞
❝And I thought I hated space travel.❞
❝Um, excuse me, you don’t seem to understand.❞
❝The Big Apple. New York, New York. City of ten million dreams … and one parking space.❞
❝There is a great and lasting truth about the family of man. A truth which separates us from all the other creatures of the Earth. We can dream.❞
❝Impossible? No, sir. This may be improbable, but believe me, it’s not impossible.❞
❝Use your head, don’t lose your head.❞
❝I know this is probably your first flight, and it’s…mine too.❞
❝Please stand clear of the doors. Por favor mantengase alejado de las puertas.❞