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“Now you see, when a mommy Zombie and daddy Zombie love each other very much-”
Tea time with Henry!
summonedhearts:
“You can speak to crows and you do not consider it an achievement?” Flayn enquired, looking up from where she had crouched down to continue petting the wolf before standing back up onto her feet. She had heard of people with powers though she supposed her own skill for faith magic and others in the academy with their own was a talent unto itself.
“I have but I did not realise they belonged to anyone. The abundance of cats and dogs here is unexplained so in my haste, I assumed they had merely arrived at the same time.”
“Mm nope, they are pretty much mine. All thirty eight of them. Isn’t that right?” Henry chuckles, holding out a hand and sure enough a crow emerges from a nearby tree to perch itself on his hand.
“This one’s Poe! He’s notorious for stealing people’s knives, especially shiny silver ones.” He laughs, lowering his hand and stretching it out towards Flayn. The wolf seemed unbothered by the added guest, instead lowering itself to lie down and roll onto it’s side.
@deerthroned started following you
“So you’re the house leader huh? I just got transferred to your class! Nice to meet ya’, I’m Henry!” And the mage holds out a hand, a crow perched on his shoulder and seemingly glaring at Claude.
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“Oh it ensures you get a bite, no matter where you fish. In fact you could drop that line in a small puddle and poof, you’ll get a bite of something.” Henry explains, grinning all the while. “It is magic, so it just magically teleports the line into any body of water. So you might drop that over at the docks, but you’re really going to pull something out from the ocean. I don’t know all the details of the spell I cast on it.”
DID YOU JUST DAB AT ME YOUNG MAN
v0nriegan:
“I don’t have a choice.” Claude didn’t hesitate for a second, his voice serious; Firm. He already knew that there would be sacrifice- That it wouldn’t come easy. Nothing ever did, especially in his life.
“Even if I have to turn away from the friends I’ve made… I can’t shake or hesitate. No matter what it takes, I’ll make my dreams come true. Until the day comes that I can put an end to everyone’s suffering…”
“What an ambitious dream, but a true one. Since you believe in it so, you can’t hold back no matter what.” Henry chuckles, head tilting to the side slightly.
“I’mma be honest. I never believed in much of anything. Not in any future or big goals. I just live day to day, doing what I please. But sometimes I think about the people that can’t live the way I do, just living for me, and how they might be suffering. And I think...I’d like to make them not so. So if you really plan on making your dream a reality, then I want to be a part of your cause. I don’t have anything else going for me, and I’m really good at blowing people up with magic.”
You know what Fódlan needs more of? Faeries. Sadly, we don’t got any actual faeries here; instead, this here’s an OC crafted up by Awoo based in Fire Emblem: Three Houses, with a strong faerie aesthetic to her! This blog is NOT spoiler-free, but any potential spoilers will be tagged! If you’re interested in interacting and/or want to spread the word, likes and reblogs are appreciated!
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Stabby starters
“No. You buried your knife in my stomach, which means it’s mine now.”
“I really didn’t want to have to hurt you.”
“Next time I won’t miss on purpose, so choose your words carefully.”
“Did I not warn you to never cross me again?”
“You’re the one with a blade at my throat, so obviously you’re upset.”
“I get that you’re angry, but is it really necessary to bring weapons into this?”
“That could have killed me!”
“If I wanted you dead, this room would be a lot quieter.”
“I’m not trying to kill you, I just wanted to get your attention.”
“It’s kinda hard to concentrate when you can slice open my stomach at any second.”
“Please don’t stab me with that thing; I’ll get tetanus if I survive!”
“I’ll drop the weapon if you drop the phone.”
“Is-is that a real sword? Do you even know how to use it?”
“If I get nervous I start stabbing things, so no sudden movements, please.”
“Yes, I know how to use this, so I’d be a lot more polite if I were you.”
“So this is why you’re not allowed near sharp pointy objects.”
“I’m supposed to be afraid of a bread knife? It’s not even that sharp!”
“You have about a minute to convince me not to bury this in your heart.”
“I’m the one with the knife, which means I’m the one who gets to ask the questions.”
“That’s not a toy, put it down!”
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“Aww all the wyverns here are so cute. Yes you are. Just big cuddle bugs aren’t you?”
summonedhearts:
“He’s so sweet!” Flayn grinned, unable to stop the gentle laugh that left her lips at the rather soothing sensation of the wolf’s fur beneath her fingertips. It was an experience like no other. In truth, she had a number of questions as to just how the other had come by such a gentle beast and how he had got it to calm to accept such gestures but for now, for now, her curiosity was more than satisfied.
“That’s amazing. Can you…talk to him?”
Henry simply sat back and watched as Flayn indulged in her urge to pet the wolf, glad to see it so calm. While he himself seemed to attract many animals to him and they be rather tame, he couldn’t always say the same for other people who approached these animals. For now though, all was well as the wolf also took a seat, tongue lolling out as it panted and accepted affection.
“Talk? Nah, but that would be pretty cool. The only animals I can really talk to are my crows. I’m sure you’ve seen them around the monastery.” Especially since such a large flock did not arrive until Henry started attending the academy.
independent, selective, mutuals only edelgard von hresvelg from fire emblem: three houses / as loved by ganymede. est aug 2019. extremely crossover & original character friendly. blog is NOT spoiler free. tracks #EAGLEGARD .
MY NAME IS LYSITHEA VON ORDELIA — & DON’T YOU FORGET IT! kindly like or reblog if you’re interested in interacting with an ind. lysithea from fe:3h and i’ll check your muses out! | muse / navi
FIRE EMBLEM THREE HOUSES STARTERS
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❛ Am I doing all right? I hope I’m not too off… ❜ ❛ Ha, you’re making me blush ❜ ❛ Is this a joke? ❜ ❛ I have so far left to go ❜ ❛ I can always count on you. ❜ ❛ Maybe I’m not…cut out for this. ❜ ❛ Argh, I hate losing! ❜ ❛ The weak fall. The strong live. ❜ ❛ The dreams of men don’t amount to much. Sorry, but… it’s up to you now. ❜ ❛ I’m sorry, but did you really think you were going to get away with this? ❜ ❛ A consequence of the blood I’ve spilled. ❜ ❛ I’ll comply. ❜ ❛ Hate me if you must. ❜ ❛ Praise isn’t necessary, really. ❜ ❛ I will prevail. ❜ ❛ I never had a chance to cook, so my skills are a bit… underdeveloped. This would go a lot quicker if I could just use an axe or a sword. ❜ ❛ This is for me? Thanks! ❜ ❛ I don’t want to die here. ❜ ❛ Her/his enemies are my enemies. ❜ ❛ Was any of this worth it? ❜ ❛ …I’m awake. ❜ ❛ Not ready to die just yet. Please take care of the rest. ❜ ❛ I hope the goddess blesses them to rest in peace… ❜ ❛ It’s just not my day. ❜ ❛ Finished already? I was hoping for more of a challenge. ❜ ❛ I know nothing about it. Ask someone else. ❜ ❛ This could be useful. Maybe. ❜ ❛ Well, well! It must be my lucky day today, being approached by such a beauty. ❜ ❛ I thought this was a test… ❜ ❛ All right, that’s enough praise. ❜ ❛ Got too cocky. ❜ ❛ I’m pretty much perfect. ❜ ❛ Heh, I’m not afraid. I figured it would end like this.. ❜ ❛ Yeah! Who’s the best? I’m the best! ❜ ❛ Oh dear. Maybe I was too lazy. ❜ ❛ Music speaks to the heart. It’s more powerful than any weapon. ❜ ❛ Let me paint you a picture! ❜ ❛ Excuse me, but I gotta go grab me some seconds! ❜ ❛ Seconds? We only just started eating! How did you magic away your firsts? ❜ ❛ This food is a revelation! I can’t help but smile when I eat it. ❜ ❛ Threat eliminated. ❜
Fire Emblem Quotes Starters
“A little bit too much is enough for me.”
“A true ninja has the milk bottled before the cow can feel its loss.”
“ARGH! I won’’t stand here to be pelted with fruit by a madwoman!”
“Ah, reality. I have come to loathe that place as of late.”
“Don’t mess with a bunny!”
“Don’t you put any stock in this destiny hogwash!”
“Fruit is proof that the gods exist and love us! Just kidding! Life is meaningless.”
“How dare you interfere with my ploys to get attention!”
“How well will you die?”
“I am a prince before I am a son or brother.”
“I don’t know who’s responsible, so I’m going to destroy you all!”
“I don’t pick fights I don’t win.”
“I suppose all I want is for all of our people to be happy.”
“I think that every creature is weird and wonderful in its own way! …Except cows. Cows just annoy me.”
“I will not rest until every woman in the realm swoons at just hearing my name!”
“If the stomach is empty, empty, too, lies the heart.”
“If you’re looking for ransom I can assure you, I don’t have any money. What I do have are a very particular set of honey cakes.”
“Laugh, and I’ll kill you.”
“Let me check… Nope. Still not going to do it.”
“Look, I know I’m unbelievably sexy, but you don’t have to stare so hard.”
“Look…Would you mind rejoining the enemy?”
“No mercy, No forgiveness!”
“Now submit! Give your body over to me!”
“Oooh, it seems we’ve touched a nerve! I do so enjoy inappropriate touching…”
“Pick a god and pray!”
“Shut up and prepare to get stabbed.”
“Smile! You’re dead.”
“Sometimes the righteous path is the most treacherous to walk.”
“Surrender to me now and live!”
“Surrender? Sorry, I’m not familiar with the word.”
“There are better places to take a nap than on the ground, you know.”
“They caught me with my pants down.”
“Time to tip the scales!”
“WAR IS HECK!”
“War and I go way back!”
“War is a simple thing. What comes after, that is hard.”
“We’re not pawns of some scripted fate. It’s the invisible ties we forge that bind us together.”
“Well, usually I disarm foes by removing their arms. But your way sounds impressive, too!”
“Well, when a mommy zombie loves a daddy zombie very much…”
“When life gives you lemons, squirt lemon juice into everyone else’s eyes so that you don’t have to suffer alone.”
“Yay for my face!”
“Yes, it’s a Brave Lance, and I’m proud of it.”
“You are just a corpse that does not know he’s dead.”
“You deserved better from me than one sword and a world of troubles.”
“You there, in the bushes. You have until the count of five to show yourself before I start throwing sharp objects. One…two…four…”
“You’re about to die, scream if you must.”
“You’re not pathetic! You’re human—like the rest of us.”
obsidiansong:
The dispersal act actually made Byleth jump a bit, prompting her to take a step back as Henry reformed in front of her. She… hadn’t been expecting that in the slightest. Was that the power of his Crest, or a type of dark magic? Regardless, she was learning more about Henry and the various useful abilities he seemed to have…
“I… see. I’ll make note of that for the future.” Byleth gave a small nod, taking note of how useful that could potentially be… and how much more glad she was that he would choose to ally with her whatever may come. At the very least, it seemed like they had similar viewpoints on the current state of the world. “Thank you for your trust in me, Henry. I’ll do my best to live up to it.”
“Oh hush you. I wouldn’t stake my life to it if there was no merit.” Henry then waved her off, as if what they had just been discussing moments ago wasn’t rather dire and of certain importance. Instead he resorted to clapping his hands together happily, looking for all the world an over excited child.
“Anyway since this is the last class you teach, can we go get some food together? Huh? Or maybe hit the training grounds!” He questioned, looking chipper than ever. It really made one wonder if it was all a rouse or if Henry just had very distinct sides of his personality.
Henry himself would never tell.