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Send ‘how could you?’

for a thread where my muse betrays yours

alternatively, send ‘it’s nothing personal’ for a thread where your muse betrays mine.

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Send ☴ for our muses to suddenly be telepathically connected to each other!

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Send “another world” for a starter in a verse I rarely/never use

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For multimuses: I’ve written my muses’ names on a randomly numbered list. Send in “surprise me” + a number for a starter from the corresponding muse!

Pick a number from ___ to ___

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Send “Go back to sleep” for my muse to call yours with those weird thoughts you have at 3am

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Send “Introduce me” to find out how my muse would introduce yours to others

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New connections

Send “hook me up” and i will post the url of a mun/muse that I think you would get along with

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Fake relationship

“I’ll buy you coffee if you hold my hand for five minutes.”

“Please just pretend you know me.”

“I thought you’d never show up!”

“One date to meet the family. Would you really say no to free food?”

“You only have to wear the ring until they notice.”

“What’s the harm if we’re never going to see each other again?”

“But I don’t even know your name!”

“I’m not sure we can pull this off.”

“They’re going to be furious if they find out.”

“I get to have a sexy partner for a day, and you get to have a story to tell your grandchildren.”

“Just kiss me and act like you do it every day.”

“If you keep staring at me like that, everyone’s going to see right through us.”

“Well, darling? Aren’t you going to introduce me to your friends?”

“I know we’re strangers, but can you at least hug me back?”

“I’ll do all the talking, you just stand there and look pretty.”

“I can’t do this! I’m the worst liar ever!”

“I’ll do it, but only if we get to go on a real date later.”

“Look, I only hacked into your account to change your relationship status.”

“You look terrified. Please smile before someone thinks I threatened you.”

“This is temporary, I promise!”

“This is only temporary, right?”

“So how long do you need me to be your secret spouse?”

“I think you’re mistaking me for someone charming.”

“Of all the people here, why me?”

“Don’t flatter yourself, you just happened to be closest.”

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Open starters and Starter Calls : Just a couple tips

Maybe you’re trying to come up with some open starters to lure in new or old partners, or perhaps you got more responses to a starter call than you expected and are trying not to make them all the same. I mean, it’s easy to just go with the classics: Who are you? What do you want from me? I’m lost and need directions, please help? I know there are more of the same starters everywhere, and I know I’m not the only one tired of seeing them. But I’m not here to complain about them; I’m here to give you a couple tips and tricks get those creative juices flowing.

Headcanons. Make sure your partner is okay with you using their headcanons as inspiration for starting interactions with them. This can usually be found in their rules, and if not, just ask. If so, search through your partner’s headcanon tag if they have one. There is often a goldmine of info on their muse that could make it easy to tailor a starter just for them.

Wishlists. This is another good place to look. Maybe some things in their wishlists don’t quite fit your muse, but in that case you can always tweak things to make it work for both of you.

Memes. Think outside the box. Memes can be used for more than just the askbox. Have you ever found a list of starters that sound more like something your muse would say to someone rather than something someone would say to them? This is your chance to use them. And the best part is you don’t have to put up with the character limit in the askbox. 

Writing prompts. That plot or story prompt you reblogged and tagged for your own wishlist? Try using it to write an open starter. This could even work with your own plots that never gained traction. Some people just need a little extra encouragement to take the bait, and an open starter may be just the nudge they need. 

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i don’t want to exclude anyone but… please give me something to work with here. if you don’t have at least a bio page for your muse, i’m afraid i’m going have to pass. and this does not exclude canon muses, either. if i don’t know the fandom your muse is from, i will most likely treat it the same way I would an oc: by judging them based on their bio.

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Murder starters

“Are they dead?”

“Oh my God, you KILLED a PERSON!”

“Am I next on your hit list?”

“Calm down, it’s just a corpse.”

“Do you act like this every time someone kills something in front of you?”

“You can’t go around killing people- that’s illegal!”

 “Don’t be ridiculous; you just ran a red light so that makes you just as guilty.”

“Give me a minute to process the fact that I just witnessed you murdering someone.”

“Are you sure they’re dead?”

“They had it coming.”

“It’s like they were asking to be killed.”

“If it wasn’t me, it would have been someone else.”

“If it upsets you that much, then don’t look.”

“How can you eat after what you just did?”

“Just because I killed one person, it doesn’t mean I’m about to go on a murder spree!”

“Why must you make a big deal out of one little corpse?”

“If it makes you happy, I’ll notify their family.”

“How do you expect me to sleep after that?”

“I killed someone.”

“What if they had a family? Did you ever think about that?”

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Send 🔀 to switch muses with me for a thread

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Shower/bath starters

“First come, first served. I don’t make the rules, sorry.”

“Oh, hell no! You are taking a bath before sitting on my couch.”

“If you don’t come out in the next five minutes, then I’m coming in.”

“When was the last time you washed yourself?”

“There are dog germs all over me! I need a shower NOW!”

“Yeah, you need a bath. Preferably yesterday.”

“I don’t think so. Bubbles are for children.”

“I am taking a long bubble bath and I expect no interruptions unless the world is ending.”

“I just got in here! Wait your turn!”

“You’re taking a shower even if I have to throw you in there myself.”

“You act like you’re allergic to water.”

“There is no way I was in there that long.”

“I need a vodka and a bath. Maybe even a vodka bath.”

“And that’s another book ruined. Why can’t you just read in bed instead?”

“You still play with bath toys? How old are you again?”

“What the fuck did you put in my shampoo?”

“It doesn’t take an hour just to wash your hair!”

“I heard a lot of splashing. Did you fall asleep in the bathtub again?”

“Why is there no hot water?”

“Quit singing and get out of the shower already!”

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smol psa

Listen, if our muses’ canon/backstory clash but you still wanna write with me, talk to me! There is always a way to work something out, maybe we could even create an AU or verse specifically so we can start writing together.

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Reblog if you will accept constructive critique of your writing

Some people really want to improve their writing and will take any help they can get.

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Reblog if you will NOT accept critique on your writing, helpful or not.

While we may still want to improve our writing, for some of us this is just a way to relax and have fun

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Anon or not, send 📖 + an AU/verse/etc and I will write an open starter for it that anyone can respond to

feel free to add or tag those AUs you refuse to do