♔ the King of puns

independent + selective Sho Minazuki Mun is 18+, NSFW material is here. Please refer to "Rules" for further information." Icon art made by hipghost.

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HOLY HELL, THIS BLOG STILL EXISTS  ⸻ truly a marvel.

Shock aside, I wanted to revisit this account in an effort to try and get back into writing. If one were to get back into roleplay on here, how would I go about that? Hell, what would I need to know in the current climate? I haven’t done much since 2018.

I doubt most folks that did know me still linger, but regardless, I would truly appreciate any advice on how to go about it.

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Return

Seems like I’ve been gone a while, and with that in mind, so did a lot of others.

That’s kinda saddening, seeing my friends deleting their blogs... Half of me wants to delete this blog, but the other half wants to keep it up, just in case.

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When you’re super trash and really excited to to again on your blog after like a year

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Same here, friend, same here-

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She couldn’t find anything to say after his ‘joke’. Of course he would find the time to make even more dumb puns, though at least she wasn’t being dragged around all other the place. Maybe once she found the culprit who tied them together she’ll choke him out with the pair of handcuffs.. Though that would come later, Labrys would have time later to think of a much harsher punishment when she wasn’t chained to Pun McGee over here. 

“He ain’t my boyfriend, and second he’s probably busy with one of his clubs or somethin’ like that..” Now which victim friend would actually be willingly to help her out. Yosuke or Chie may run as soon as they see the two together. Yukiko, Teddie or Rise wouldn’t be any help either. Looking at her options, they may be on their alone on this. “Actually..I think I might have somethin’ to break the chain off at my house..” She had a few knifes laying around mainly used for cooking and what not. How hard could chains be after all? 

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    “I seriously doubt he’s busy. He’s probably messing around with the girls like he always is. Try to call someone who isn’t a complete idiot, aka Kung Fury or little Miss Princess who’s humor is as dry as the Dry Valleys in Antarctica,” That meant to not call Chie or Yukiko. Sho had never seen them as the smartest of Labrys’ friends, just based on their syntax. He himself wasn’t bright (although he made a joke no one would understand unless you researched it), but at least he wasn’t on their level. Others may disagree, but not him, but he was a general jerk to everyone anyway. If anything, he’d rather deal with the solo ordeal than buffoons trying to take the handcuffs off with their hands.

    The suggestion of having an item capable of breaking these chains was grandeur, sparking a slight excitement in him. “Oh thank god- We gonna bust these with a hammer or are we gonna pick this lock? Too bad we don’t have a saw. Or we could always get the beefcake to break these off. He’s got that macho man strength, no? Haha.”

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“W-What do you mean you can’t find the key?!” Groaning in response, not the ideal situation she wanted to be in right now. All thanks to some smart ass who wanted to get back at her, gotten him detention. She now found herself handcuffed to Sho. Now if this was anyone else, this could turn out a bit messy. Thankful it wasn’t it was anyone else, who knows what would happen to them.  Labrys still do not enjoy this one bit. 

She was used to being stuck with Sho before, but not like this. 

“Maybe we can bust open with a hammer or somethin’…” Mumbling to herself, trying to figure out a way out their current situation. 

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    “Relax. This shit isn’t so bad. Come on, Miss President. Aren’t you the one who’s supposed to remain calm or something? Heh—” Even a situation like this wouldn’t stop the delinquent from making a smartass comment or two before he would decide to comply with the other, already examining his surroundings for this sought out key. This seriously was like being between a rock and a hard place, the girl being the rock and the damn handcuffs being the hard place. How did they manage to even get tied up in something like this?

    “How the tables have turned... Maybe we should just cut off our hands? It’ll be less of a handful, AHAHAHA!” Nothing would halt his progress in making stupid puns, even the risk of losing a hand. Jokes aside, Sho himself wasn’t too content with this either. Sure he hung around this girl all the time, but he didn’t want to be in a marriage— I mean, handcuffed to her yet.

    “Call your boyfriend Narukami or something, ain’t he a damn miracle worker?”

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I’m gonna be rebooting this blog up. So keep checking here whenever you can for updates.

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Oh hello there, people. Nice to see you’re still around.

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Remind me why I’m never here like I promised-

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Reminder do not frick frack robot girl

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Tfw can’t frick frack...

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"Sh-Sho!" Raidon called out as she ran over to him. (Thought I'd do the same back! :D)

1/3

“…Oh. Heya. Been a while… How about a nice kiss from me to you!”

Despite her emergence to his long time absence, he didn’t waste any time with giving her the affection he knew she craved, hands splaying upon her cheeks and bringing himself to her, lips parting as he made contact with her tender lips. The wonderful fragrance she had, how delightful it was to have it return to him after so long – Made him feel right at home. Before retracting, he nipped her bottom lip and tugged it along, a devilish grin being worn upon his finishing touch.

“…How was that, eh? Heh… Maybe if I was French, I could have given you a French kiss..!”

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Labrys:

“Trust me, I’d love lecture the hell outta ya right now..I’ll just save it for another time.” Even if it was expecting her to yell and scream at him, Labrys honestly did not have the heart to do it right now. In all honesty, the one thing she was concerned with was his well being. And giving him a scolding, wouldn’t make his wounds go away, actually it would just anger him more. 

“So just keep yer ass still, and let me help you.” Bringing over a bin of water/hydrogen peroxide soaked clothes & bandages. Gently grabbing his arm, then beginning to work slowly on his cuts, trying to cause as little pain as possible. Not wanting to put him in any more pain, that he was in. At the pace she’s going, it may take a bit of time for all the wounds to cleaned out and bandaged, but that’s how it had to be. 

Hearing that was everything but expected in all honesty -- In fact he’d prefer the lecture. Like what was spoken earlier, better to rid himself of the stressful things now than later. A wince here and there, he eventually quit resisting like the ass he was and simply allowed this sympathetic girl to help him, even though he didn’t deserve one ounce of it. It was rather eerie to have this one girl help him all the damn time, out of everyone in this damned place. But, he guessed it’s why he liked her as more than just... Y’know, a friend.

“...You’re a real pain in the ass, you know. Always wanting to help and stuff... You really shouldn’t be hanging out with someone like me. All those other jackasses are gonna poke fun of ya, y’know...” How he was saying that with a shit eating grin, no one knew. He’s just... An odd kid. 

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Zen:

“Sho Minazuki? It is a pleasure to meet you, I hope. I call myself Zen. As for a fight, is there any reasoning behind it? Or is it just for the sake of battle?” 

Zen frowned slightly behind his collar, finding all this to be rather odd. 

“Because why the HELL not, pal. Come on. Don’t tell me you can’t put up your fighting spirit. 

    I know you have a collar, but you don’t need your master’s permission for this.”

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Nicole:

“’m no’ a killjoy. So be nice. An’ second off, youse were attackin’ me wi’ paper. I was defendin’ myself by knockin’ tha paper down. Don’ I go’ a righ’ defend myself?”

“Pssh. You are SO a killjoy. And attack? That’s a strong word...

    I prefer ‘friendly playing’. ‘Cuz that’s not meant to kill ya, Einstein.”

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Labrys:

Someone was certainly not happy..It would probably be for the best, if she didn’t anger him; or he may explode at her. Not wishing to go through one of tantrums, Labrys merely kept her mouth shut for the time being. Taking out hydrogen peroxide and bandages, placing them on the table next to her. Listening to him carefully, then her gaze widening after seeing blood drip out of his mouth. Wanting to lecture the hell outta of him, probably not the best choice. 

“..At least try stop the bleedin’..” Unrolling the bandages, then placing a small cloth in the medicine in order to apply it to the needed areas. Even if he were to pick a fight with her, his condition would probably not allow for too much action. She was safe in that regard, but Labrys would rather him to stay still & to rest. 

Hissing in pain, he’d allow only her to ever tend to him. Anyone else would have gotten a punch to the face, or the gut. Wherever was closer. As much as the distasteful scent bothered him, pungent and revolting, it wasn’t as bad as the burning the chemical was putting him through. Wounds were a handful to cater to, especially when you weren’t some freak with crazy regenerative abilities.  He’s just a normal guy, save for that marking on his face. If anything, he was ready for a lecture to come rolling along, but like always, he’d just take it. He’s been doing so for... A while now.

“It burns like HELL right now...” Muttered he, a hand rocketing to her wrist and holding it firmly. An iron grip it gave, grey eyes latching themselves to her red hues. A snarl, he simply gave off his forced chuckle, not beating around the bush for his next request, “...If you’re gonna lecture me, just save us the trouble and do it now. I’d like to get all the punishment and pain out of the way now.”

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Labrys:

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“Holy crap! You’re lookin’ like total shit!” Both confusion & concern noticeable in voice, despite her vulgar language; it did rein truth. Cuts & bruises visible all over his body, wait was his nose bleeding. Talk about problematic, handing him tissue to stop the bleeding. “What kinda trouble are ya gettin’ yourself into..” Mumbling under her breathe, trying to find a first-aid kit. Sure, she was used to seeing Sho, getting into fights and whatnot. But not this beat up.. 

“No need to fuckin’ POINT IT OUT,” He hissed, but nonetheless snatching to tissue from her gentle hands. The term “angry” couldn’t even come close to how he was feeling, given the cold, fiendish glare he gave. Fights were normal, but to be ganged up on was something he LOATHED. Blood and bruises were his friends, bloody knuckles soon to be scars reemerging -- Just another fight he survived. As always. 

“Piece of shit assholes. 

    They’re lucky I didn’t stomp their FUCKING HEADS IN.”

With that comment made, he simply spit off to the side, a plentiful wad of blood being projected and splattering on the ground beneath their feet.

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