mamma mia here the hell we go again

kait-26-shitposter & writer- avatar by Djarn - 18+ -

[cyb3r-kat]

✨Fic Masterlist✨

Here you'll find my masterlist of fics and series I've written

Last updated: 5-12-2022

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Gone Too Soon [Ethan X MC] ll here

Delicate [AO3 only, Hannibal AU; Ethan x MC] || link here

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The Empty Space Between Us [Ethan x MC] || here

Late Night [Ethan x MC] || here

Adore You [Ethan x MC] || here

Tensions [Ethan x MC] || pt.1 || pt.2

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Casual Affair [ Ethan X MC] II here

The Bonds Between us [Tyril x MC] || pt.1 || pt.2

Fate and Stars [Tyril x MC x Mal x Imtura] || here

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Christmas Morning [Thomas x MC] || here

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Private Lesson [Cal x MC] || here

Malibu and Strawberries  [Vera x MC] || here

[kira-kui-n]

"get him pregnant" well thats not my thing but to each their own

"get her pregnant" *takes up my sword and shield* i wont let you do that to her. ......................

[pearlpoet]

post-post clarity when you're looking at your post on the dash like who gives a fuck. delete

[tomb-mold]

the problem is i really do love staying up until one billion o'clock. it just cant be helped

[tyronepowerbottom]

couldn't sleep, so I put on an episode of Twin Peaks................... um

it actually is Thursday the 23rd

[ralfmaximus]

Happy Thursday the 23rd to those who celebrate

[strangerthingsedits]

Stranger Things Chapter Seven: The Bathtub | 1.07

[starsciencees]

Just got out of the odyssey screening and yooooo

[queenrhaenyras]

SINNERS (2025) dir. Ryan Coogler

[shorthistorian]

Odysseus: Our age of bronze is collapsing.

Me:

[jingle-knight]

I’m soooooo embarrassed. My lord told me “good night,” but I thought he was calling me a good knight, and, well, you could hear it clink against my codpiece.

[jingle-knight]

I’m soooooo embarrassed. My lord told me “good night,” but I thought he was calling me a good knight, and, well, you could hear it clink against my codpiece.

[teaboot]

"Oh yeah, we have an outdoor Corgi, he just gets so bored cooped up inside all day. He knows to stay off the road. Don't worry, he's way too smart for coyotes and the neighbor's know to look out when they drive past."

"Us? Oh, of *course* our Dachshund sleeps inside- we just let him out in the morning and make sure he comes back for dinner. He just does his own thing, no worries."

"Um, you know it's not humane to keep a chihuahua confined to an apartment? They're dogs, they're natural predators. They need to experience hunting behaviors or they get depressed. No we don't leash ours, he absolutely hates it, we just let him come and go whenever."

Yall get how fucking stupid that sounds, right? So stop letting your goddamn cats get eaten and attacked and infected and hit by cars

A toddler would probably love full unattended access to the neighborhood too, but we don't do that either, do we

It's 2026, "keep your damn pet in a house or in your view" should not be controversial

[angel-stars]

I had to go on a hunt for this but it was worth it. 100% agree

[vhagar-balerion-meraxes]

🎶 — Ladies and gentlemen, This is Mambo No. 5 — 🎶

+Bonus: Valarr + Rowan, since I couldn’t fit them into the main set.

[ahhhdownwego]

How do you sleep at night?

[prohaloplayer-deactivated202601]

I think that ancient peoples had trampolines and razor scooters but they were extremely reserved and somewhat shy about them

[midnightskywrites]

Imagining a scene is free. Writing it costs my entire lifespan

[charlesoberonn]

Don't worry, I got you!

[charlesoberonn]

The most tonally incoherent movie night ever.