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kait-26-shitposter & writer- avatar by Djarn - 18+ -

[cyb3r-kat]

✨Fic Masterlist✨

Here you'll find my masterlist of fics and series I've written

Last updated: 5-12-2022

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Gone Too Soon [Ethan X MC] ll here

Delicate [AO3 only, Hannibal AU; Ethan x MC] || link here

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The Empty Space Between Us [Ethan x MC] || here

Late Night [Ethan x MC] || here

Adore You [Ethan x MC] || here

Tensions [Ethan x MC] || pt.1 || pt.2

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Casual Affair [ Ethan X MC] II here

The Bonds Between us [Tyril x MC] || pt.1 || pt.2

Fate and Stars [Tyril x MC x Mal x Imtura] || here

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Christmas Morning [Thomas x MC] || here

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Private Lesson [Cal x MC] || here

Malibu and Strawberries  [Vera x MC] || here

[mtsodie]

moodboard

[technofinch]

I have GOT to stop spending $30

[segamascott]

[watershalation-deactivated20191]

feminism is about blunts and weed. its about smoking marijuana, and as much of it as you can get your hands on

[greedysadistdaddi]

This blog is anti chatgpt and pro breeding kink without the pregnancy part

[vithcy]

I'm sorry I'm the one you love No one will ever love me like you again So when you leave me, I should die I deserve it, don't I?

[kosmogrl]

[o-lanterns]

cmon child safety lid you know it's me

[jewish-alluka-deactivated202401]

WHAT does this tag mean

[starblaster]

Richard Nixon once called in staff to help him open an allergy-pill bottle. It was the childproof type of bottle, with instructions saying “Press down while turning.” The cap had teeth marks on it where Nixon had apparently tried to gnaw it open

[beesmygod]

lmfao what the fuck!

source: richard nixon: a psychobiography

[anarchistmemedistro]

i can’t find the reblog chain that mentions it but it’s important to me that people know it was richard nixon himself that had signed the legislation requiring child safety lids on pill bottles

[status-quo-hater]

I think one of the funniest abortion stances I've heard was from my parents neighbor. He's a like, hard-core libertarian viking larper guy who is very tall and very fat and very bald.

He believes a fetus is human with a soul, but also its "basically attacking the woman's body" so if she wants to get rid of it, that's "basically self-defense". He compared it to shooting a home invader. So he supports abortion not as healthcare, but as killing a baby in self-defense

[status-quo-hater]

Y'know I'm so glad someone reminded me of this. Because this was also discussed.

My stepmother did NOT like the way her Libertarian Viking Neighbor framed pregnancy as the fetus "attacking the woman". She incredulously told him this was extremely disrespectful to expectant mothers to portray pregnancy as so violent and negative.

Libertarian Viking Neighbor's response was that people consensually hurt each other all the time, and "there's like a whole community about that, with the acronym the one that starts with a B" And his reasoning was that if the mother was consenting to bring attacked by the baby, it in fact wasn't violent and negative because there was consent.

He brought up people consensually hurting each other, didn't go for one of the obvious answers like boxing or body mods or something, no he went STRAIGHT TO BDSM and he DIDN'T EVEN REMEMBER THE ACRONYM

[some-pers0n]

TWO FACTOR AUTHORIZATION

light thats not how the book works

MICROSOFT TEAMS

[silverskulltula]

listen hobbit pussy could be mediocre (doubtful) but even if it was it's still followed by a 17 course homecooked meal and the kind of weed that would make sauron scared. lithe beautiful immortal elven pussy has no power compared to the simple, hardworking hobbit. and it goes without saying that you cannot handle dwarven pussy.

[gayweeddaddy69]

you know her bush is adorned with elaborate braids representing a long family tradition of training a grip that could deglove your member if she so chose

[gayweeddaddy69]

dwarf pussy could shuck your foreskin off like a corn husk

[thedarkplumber]

[ceruleanheaven]

brought nothing to the gun fight. whatever man

[sacred-portal]

[ladymirdan]

[discoursedrome]

The opposite of “the elephant in the room” is “the centipede in the room”: something that’s not actually an issue but everyone is freaking out about

[burdge]

“We just came down here to talk. We fell asleep. Accidentally. That’s it.”

“Kissed a couple of times…”

“Not helping!”