historian and media freak

freelance knight looking for handsome lords in my area lance(lot) | he/him | 21 | US | student | media enjoyer | experienced yapper | occasional freakposting - 18+ please!

[exhuastedpigeon]

Sometimes the best fic you’ve ever written isn’t on ao3. It’s in 50 frenetic discord messages sent over a fifteen minute span where you and your friend yes and each other into a perfect story that will never actually be written.

[artsy-airhead]

I return from the dead to post the 1 non-work related art I've done so far this year, a city council of darkness Madelaine fanart🦇

This is a cropped version of the piece, you can see the full art in the 2026 Dimension Zinejam https://itch.io/b/3837/dimension-20-zinejam-2026-charity-bundle

[the-artist-lio]

I forgot how crazy brennan was going with torsewell in the later cloho episodes. because what do you mean maxwell gives torse a handshake and torse decides to put his hand on his lower back and touch foreheads?? and introduce him as “my companion”?? oh I’m still at the restaurant idgaf

[tankie-transfeminist]

"white trans people are oppressors too" is just an obviously true statement I can't believe I have to say this.

[triple-a-battering-ram]

cowards

[theblackparadeisdead]

Gave a gamer girl a hickey call me the Mark Applier

[greatmagisterhexonic]

no

[theblackparadeisdead]

Call this guy the Mark Denier

[greatmagisterhexonic]

no

[theblackparadeisdead]

Call this guy the Mark Replier

[weepingwidar]

Nicko Cecchini (Canadian, d.o.b. unknown) - La Petite Mort (2026)

[teerz-22]

Gwayne just wanted to be like this but Criston Cole HAD to go on a suicide mission

[arlo-maintenanceman]

I got curious and looked into the ‘you can only have sex one day of the year’ movie more and holy shit

for those not as invested in this shit as I am, the movie ends with the protagonists not having sex and deciding people who like having sex are shallow and weird. Yknow. Agreeing with the facist government banning them from having sex.

If you think about it for more than a second, yes it is.

[ouidamforeman]

The Gawain poet, hitting a blunt: the knight was green. But more importantly I need you to understand how hot this guy was. Like so fucking hot dude

[sarah-chasm]

Toylight looks incredible!!

[bintro]

[drawwithouttalent]

dunno if anyone's done this one before but anyway

[cheaphalloweencostume]

petplay where im your elderly relative’s equally elderly and ill-tempered bird who youre scared of getting in their will

[acepalindrome]

I miss Azune. I miss my deeply unwell son and his terrible coping mechanisms and inability to experience his emotions in a healthy way.

[your-turn-to-role]

thinking about how c4 seems to have the oldest pcs so far, and then got curious about age distribution among the pcs, so for anyone else who wants to look at it, have another chart from yours truly!

due to various timelines and crossovers, characters are placed at the age they were around the start of their story (in most cases, this is the start of the campaign they were in, though there's a couple weird ones - and bertrand bell was impossible to decide so i put him at his search for grog age)

a star on the character portrait means we only have an approximate age for this character, so my best guess may be a couple years off. i also haven't watched c3, so apologies for any mistakes there, i am using the wiki!

conclusions i can draw from this:

c4 has the most middle aged characters

but c3 has the eldest distribution overall

27 is apparently the ideal age to start adventuring

wick is older than most of vox machina

[spellinwaiting]

not many people know this but when talking about your multiple pronoun-using friend you build up a combo meter for every subsequent unique pronoun you use

[bloodstainedgauntlet]

need more knights that can’t watch others fighting due to their aversion to witnessing violence and the ways they can feel the blows echo through their own body instead. and then hear their royal’s command and fight like all the holy fires of hell unleashed on the battlefield with the battlelight glowing in their eyes

[steelsonnet]

Knight slowly and tragically falling in love with his cursed sword, who is inhabited by the soul of a more ancient and more tragic knight.