Hey, kid. Hey. You're the new guy, right?
Yeah, I figured. You're just standing there like a lost puppy, haha. Come around to the back. I'm gonna show you around, help you get the lay of the land here. It's pretty straightforward.
What? Oh—okay. Right. Sure, not a kid. Oookay.
Dude, just come behind the counter. I don't know why you look so scared. I'm not gonna bite. But you're not making a very good first impression on the guy who you're gonna be on shift with for the rest of the month...just saying.
Yeah, alright. Not so hard, was it? Just wait here, kid. I'll get your name tag from the manager's office.
Look, if you don't want to be called that, maybe try not acting like a bumbling deer who's just learning to walk? Swear to god, you just look at me with those big dumb eyes and expect me to know what you want. Speak up, kiddo. What's wrong? Am I being mean? Am I hurting your little feelings? Haha.
Oh my god, are you actually gonna cry? Bro, stop tearing up. You're not gonna survive a week in the job like this. Okay—okay hold on. Calm down, buddy. Take a tissue. It's not that big of a deal. Calm down. I'm just teasing you. Sorry.
It's true, though. You gotta get some thicker skin. Don't worry, okay? I'll fucking...help you get the hang of things. That's what I'm here for. I'm not doing it to be a hardass. How about you take five, drink some water. I'm gonna have a quick smoke. Come get me when you're ready, okay kid? Just nod and say yes. You got this, okay? Yeah. That's a good boy.