[lmaonade]

just a heads up if i ever act dumb i’m joking. i’m 100% smart and know literally everything

[glazecake]

mainecoonqueens on ig

[hawberries]

zzzzz

[hvmanfilth2]

Round boys

[drowningxlessons-deactivated202]

thank you

[australiansanta]

uhhhhh there’s worms under you right now eatin stuff

[radical-flaar-queen-deactivated]

what they eatin

[australiansanta]

stuff?? none of ur business??

[rembrandtswife]

Blind bisexual goose stuck in love triangle with two swans dies aged 40

RIP Thomas.

The headline does not do this story justice. Let me retell it. 

Thomas, a goose, fell in love with a black swan named Henry. Henry loved Thomas, but he also mated with a female of his species, Henrietta. Henry and Henrietta both cared for Thomas, and he became a partner in their relationship. For 24 years, he lived with his swan mates and helped them raise 68 chicks. Sadly, Henry died, and Henrietta did not wish to remain with Thomas without Henry. After she moved on, Thomas found a mate of his own species, but lost his chicks to a rival goose named George.

As he aged, Thomas began to lose his sight. He was taken into a retirement community with other visually impaired birds, where he made new friends and continued to foster cygnets as he had done for his mates. He died at the age of forty and will be buried next to his beloved Henry.

There. Polyamorous, romantic, sad but sweet. Thomas and Henry were together longer than my ex and I–24 years versus 22. Think about that.

[taylormakaveli-deactivated20251]

if someone’s voice makes you smile keep them

[daily-garfield]

Is Garfield's mother still alive?

the virgin mary died in 41 AD

[heavymodelheavymodel]

[candacecrossing]

[maplebungus-deactivated20221118]

me when im just fucking chilling.

[maplebungus-deactivated20221118]

im just fucking chilling.

dont look at me.

[maplebungus-deactivated20221118]

dont fucking look at me im chilling.

[justemoinue2-deactivated2018070]

A Wet Hike Day, Mount Rainier National Park

[staggot]

if you ever say tardis or something like that to me I will beat you in the face and ass

[sixpenceee]

If the moon were at the same distance as the ISS 

[hungbobbarepants-deactivated201]

Fucking. Wow.

[mavrustheunskooled]

the most iconic moment in musical history is during a very potter musical when Voldemort jumps out of the cauldron and takes the first step and you hear that he’s wearing tap shoes and you just Know what’s coming

[bitchvirgo]

this…this is what i get angry and rant about when im super drunk

[bitchvirgo]

ok even though i don’t know drunk me very well, i feel like she stated this very eloquently

[methargicismm]

She said this so well, I’m so shook.

[caviria]

[vanillascentedthot]

[ir30w-afn8vi390t]

i genuinely cant stop thinking about this

[wastedawayagaininmargaritaville]

I’m losing my god damned mind