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buzzfeed

Just some really great “Family Feud” answers.

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21 People Who Forgot A Word And Just Made Some Shit Up

mrkevinmchale

im crying

notalwaysluminous

a friend of mine forgot the word “lamp” once and said “light faucet”

teddylacroix

I’m shaking from laughter. Yes, this is the right way to start a Friday morning.

ravingliberal-deactivated201802

Listen guys, I have a BA in English and an MA in Professional Writing and I have:

Forgotten the word “gums” and called them “teeth cuticles” Forgotten the term “liquor store” and called it a “rum-o-rama” Forgotten the word “mohawk” and called it a “head mustache”

The list goes on and on. Wording is HARD.

osointricate

You know that putty you put in holes before you paint a wall? I forgot the word “putty,” called it “hole-be-gone” instead, and now my whole family refers to it as hole-be-gone.

mechhound

it’s hard to make the brain do the english, ok!?

tosety

I wish I had this skill. When I lose a word, my brain derails. I use the term ‘derail’ because it is the mental equivalent of a train derailment (just easier to clean up)

serinmatheson1

At the staff meeting, my boss referred to the clipboard as “that snappy board”

magistrate-of-mediocrity

My 4-year-old nephew didn’t know the word “knuckle” so he told us his finger knee hurt.

but-the-library-of-alexandria

@parisdortdanslenoire arm corner

trust-gavroche

I had a French-Canadian friend who couldn’t remember the word for “feet” so they said “leg hands” and couldn’t remember eyes so said “seeing balls”

mankillercalledbunny

My German friend didn’t know how to say that the container holding her lasagna had leaked, so she said “the box drooled”

petermorwood

German for slug is “Nacktschnecke” (naked snail) so “Schnecke ohne Hause” (snail without house) is logical enough. After all, this is a language where gloves are “Handschuhe” and a bra is a “Büstenhalter” (though not a Titzling; if the place with the frequently-stolen signs is anything to go by, that’s more likely to be a town in Austria…)

jhiaxus-soup

I have the reverse happening to me in my native tongue. I often forget that we call spatulas a “frying shovel” in Swedish -_- my boyfriend teases me for it while cooking

infamouslydorky

Friend of mine forgot the word “national anthem” so she said “a country’s theme song”.

headspace-hotel

Told my mom to “leave my ravioli blank” (don’t put sauce on it) one time

syruubi

bye-bye-sunbird

PFFFFFFFFFFFT

timsplosion

sonic says trans rights

little-tunny

that me

fishareglorious

I didn’t watch the trailer but I saw the image and meme

ivevanished-deactivated20230210

Staying up late just gets more and more depressing the older you get

caats

Sound on ♡

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ecrystalica

Made some Scarameow doodles based off some random cat memes lol, pick your fighter

menace-bitch

blewsee

rei fits :D

penforthewin

Black Christmas 2019 was so disappointing. It had NONE of the charm and horror of the original. One of the most horrific things about the og movie is, of course, Billy.

There doesn't seem to be any method to his madness and the closet thing we get to a backstory for him are the obscene and vile phone calls we hear throughout the movie. We can piece together a story about Billy's parents yelling at him for something he did to a baby named Agnes. Agnes was most likely his sister, and with a line like “Agnes, it’s me, Billy. Don’t you tell anyone what we did,” I think it's pretty obvious what went down. But that's only if anything Billy is saying is true

So he's tormenting and mocking these girls throughout the movie- at one point even begging them for help- all while they search for their missing friend. The thing is that she's already dead and has been hidden in the attic the entire time, the final shot of the movie being the camera panning away from her plastic covered face, out through the window and into the yard, revealing that her body was just barely visable from the road. Billy is still alive, nobody even knows that Mrs. Mac is dead, and everyone is left shook as a phone rings and the credits roll.

So, who was the killer? What did he want? Why did he do this? Will he be found and stopped or will he kill again?

Now compare that to a frat house cult with black goo brainwashing college boys because sexism

Villains can make or break a story, and my God, Black Christmas 2019 was broken

#i love him but bitch we gotta make him ourselves 😭