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sorry but this video is like a parasitic species to me

shredhead-standing

Happy Non-Binary Visibility Day!

Do you want to be getting married? You don't need to do anything but show up. I'll plan everything about our wedding

I do not wish to be wed to anybot no.

I am not gonna share my power.

Why are you in a suit? Are you getting married?

Of course not! This is to show my status as the owner of the IRS. Perhaps I could turn this into a personal blog, since the court said I can't do any IRS busniness on here anymore...

sideways-standing

So I notice you haven't been doing much to spread darkness. What's that about, hmm?

-@cybertronian-irs-standing

Lord Unicron! I-I wasn’t expecting to hear from you so soon. I promise I’m getting to it. Just a… little snag.

[Sideways is visibly trembling. Its words are short and clipped as if pained.]

cybertronian-irs-standing

Now now Sideways, I don't wanna hear excuses, I wanna hear reasons. Why don't you tell me those reasons, hmm?

sideways-standing

This cluster’s war is so stagnant. These Autobots and Deceptions are too busy mingling to fight. It doesn’t help that there’s no minicons around to stir the pot, either. I can’t work if there’s no tension.

[He shrinks a bit, defensive. He seems to be reaching for his audials as well.]

cybertronian-irs-standing

Well could you not get more creative? Even you could think to cause distrust between the Autobots and Decepticons if they really are intermingling. Must I hold your hand through everything?

sideways-standing

No—no. That won’t be necessary. I can do it by my own. I can do better, my Lord.

[It was always awful and nauseating when He took the reigns. It wasn’t the easy meld of being powerlinxed to Rook or Crosswise. He drowned out Sideways with His far vaster mind. Sideways was left only able to watch from his own eyes as He moved and spoke. He hated how He swirled and shook up his mind in the process. He honestly thought he was going to crack at some point. Every time He took over, Sideways felt himself slip further and further under.]

cybertronian-irs-standing

*Sideways was filled with terror as he heard his own mouth produce words that he is not speaking*

Well since you're so USELESS that you can't even stir up trouble within this already delicate alliance, I must take matters into my own hands. Or I suppose they'll still be in your hands.

*Sideways can feel tentacles slowly creep up his body starting from the legs, helpless to stop it*

sideways-standing

[The room around Sideways darkens. He knows where He is placing him. He can’t even gasp as his metal groans under the weight. It’s a test and a test he was destined to lose.]

[Sideways weakly plinked against His conscience to beg for even a single breath of his own. Crosswise was somewhere in there, buried in the churning waters. Was it even him? Was it some other person He had under His thrall? His painfully cold limbs went numb as he slowly sunk deeper into His grasp. The green light pulsed and Sideways felt his own spark beat in time.]

cybertronian-irs-standing

*Sideways feels the previously solid air of the room cling to his armor and melt away, dripping down his frame, slowly, steadily. But it still feels as if the weight of the atmosphere is pushing down right on his back. Though he knows Unicron isn't in control right now, he knows that when it comes to him that that could change at any moment*

Consider this your last warning. Now you see first hand what's gonna happen if you don't obey.

*Unicron makes his exit, yet the weight on Sideways' shoulders remain, tense, he knows he can't mess this up again*

sideways-standing

So I notice you haven't been doing much to spread darkness. What's that about, hmm?

-@cybertronian-irs-standing

Lord Unicron! I-I wasn’t expecting to hear from you so soon. I promise I’m getting to it. Just a… little snag.

[Sideways is visibly trembling. Its words are short and clipped as if pained.]

cybertronian-irs-standing

Now now Sideways, I don't wanna hear excuses, I wanna hear reasons. Why don't you tell me those reasons, hmm?

sideways-standing

This cluster’s war is so stagnant. These Autobots and Deceptions are too busy mingling to fight. It doesn’t help that there’s no minicons around to stir the pot, either. I can’t work if there’s no tension.

[He shrinks a bit, defensive. He seems to be reaching for his audials as well.]

cybertronian-irs-standing

Well could you not get more creative? Even you could think to cause distrust between the Autobots and Decepticons if they really are intermingling. Must I hold your hand through everything?

sideways-standing

No—no. That won’t be necessary. I can do it by my own. I can do better, my Lord.

[It was always awful and nauseating when He took the reigns. It wasn’t the easy meld of being powerlinxed to Rook or Crosswise. He drowned out Sideways with His far vaster mind. Sideways was left only able to watch from his own eyes as He moved and spoke. He hated how He swirled and shook up his mind in the process. He honestly thought he was going to crack at some point. Every time He took over, Sideways felt himself slip further and further under.]

cybertronian-irs-standing

*Sideways was filled with terror as he heard his own mouth produce words that he is not speaking*

Well since you're so USELESS that you can't even stir up trouble within this already delicate alliance, I must take matters into my own hands. Or I suppose they'll still be in your hands.

*Sideways can feel tentacles slowly creep up his body starting from the legs, helpless to stop it*

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