never thought i would but here i am in soup hell

Self-Indulgent Side-Blog for myxmentrashblog. Banner by imperiuswrecked

[cyclopsanddeadmemes]

Every time I see Cyclops in a "edgy depressed dumbass bitch thot bastard" alignment chart, he's always in a different spot

and they're all valid.

[whitepeopletwitter]

[businesscasualcyclops]

alex: i'm joining the avengers

scott: i'm not mad, i'm just disappointed

[x-mensirens]

my therapist: evolved scott summers from x-men evolution isn’t real, he can’t hurt you. me:

[cykelops]

jean: and so it’d be nice if you’d help me control my husband’s eyes so we could have nice sunset loving

phoenix force: you mean pancake ass over there?

jean: yes, him

phoenix force: i mean… okay. i dont understand, but okay

phoenix force after (1) full day with scott summers: I’ve had pancake ass for a day and a half and if anything happened to him I’d destroy all of you and then myself

[maxximoffed]

I arrive at Utopia

avengers: assembled

phoenix force: on its way

ignorant and hypocritical self-righteous attitude: out

[maxximoffed]

I AM FORCIBLY REMOVED FROM UTOPIA

[cyclopsanddeadmemes]

For future use. Enjoy.

[myxmentrashblog]

Prof X: manipulating Scott Summers into being my perfect child soldier isn't going to backfire someday

Prof X: rip to Mister Sinister and Jack O' Diamonds but I'm different

[deadbeatmaker]

scott after he and jean reviewed their budget and spending

[magnetofanboy]

[ID: Screenshot of a Reddit title that reads: “AITA for impulse buying 60 cans of soup?” end ID]

[myxmentrashblog]

Scott is in Sad Bowl of Cereal mode. He is already out of touch with reality. 

[naaicha]

[boo-cool-robot]

Mr. Sinister whenever he sees Cyclops

[bagofbonesmp3]

[cyclopsanddeadmemes]

People with flat asses are beautiful too ❤️

This post was brought to you by the Telepath Gang

[cyclopsanddeadmemes]

The current X-Men run looks great

[ferretfyre]

@myxmentrashblog you're fucking welcome

[cyclopsanddeadmemes]

Thx

[myxmentrashblog]

Rachel: if I became host to the Phoenix, I would have controlled it

Scott: my wife went Dark Phoenix and died

Rachel: rip to Mom but I'm different

Scott: "Mom"?