Commander

My main is Twic0rd! Chyoatas, God-Slayer, Elder Dragon-Slayer. Chyoatas.8293 GW2 Sideblog

[shroomlet]

eating a burger with no honey mustard

[looseinthecatroom]

We all love "Just blow the damn gate, Canach!" but this line here, all of two or three minutes prior? Massively underappreciated.

[glowchickentzarl]

Rating the gw2 mounts by their backwards walk animations:

Raptor: the smallest head tilt for some peripheral vision, long, confident strides and whole body movements to maintain balance. 1 bumpy ride/100

Springer: feisty little backwards hop. probably kills predators by smacking them with their butts like wombats. Absolute Power/100

Skimmer: constant tail twitch, occasional fin shudder. hates this more than anything. why would you make it go backwards??? its not made for this. 2000 disappointed head waggles/100

Jackal: starts slow, clearly nervous. needs constant eye contact and reassurance from their rider. many future ear skritches/100

Beetle: doesn’t look back at all. doesnt need to. has unquestioning faith in their rider. thank you for believing in me petey, I would die for you. 1 unbreakable beetle bond/100

Griffon: Looks back not out of mistrust but because it is an expert at backing up. probably has a nice little alcove up on a cliff it backs into to roost on the reg. 1 secure tail curl/100

Warclaw: cant turn its head. wont turn its head. it’s all armor back there, why bother? 0 fear of death/100

[zhaitandeeznutz]

Countess Anise and Canach definitely explored each others' bodies but with her being the prison warden and him being the prisoner it was dubcon with promise of a reduced sentence at best. send tweet.

[uncleakes]

Pls enjoy this ugly old ass picture of Canach. Kinda fitting since we're on Castora.

[lady-quen]

No context, just, I love you Commander... generic Commander. Everyone's Commander. Fully voiced mmo protag who is allowed to make individual choices to the extent it doesn't break this type of game. Commander with their own personality. Not just a blank slate who says nothing, thinks nothing, has no meaningful relationships with anyone.

I love you Commander. Sassy, cheeky, sad, angry, funny Commander who eats garbage for Hero Points. Thank you Anet

[angrymoss]

Still thinking about those April Fool patch notes.

[chakiryshka]

Guild Wars 2 Murals

Stone murals for the story of Astri Stjarna, the original character of commissioner from the world of the Guild Wars 2 game, which is closely related to the Owl Spirit, revered by the Norns.

[pigeon-butch]

the act of flying on your griffon and slamming your face into the ground right as you try to pull out of a dive is emotionally indistinguishable from the sensation of getting your headphones yanked out by a door handle

[warbandedgremlin]

I needed a warmup for Blender again, so I modeled a bootleg version of those Vloxx plushies that have been going around and put it in a bootleg horror game's item inspection menu

They just let people make anything they want to in art software these days

[pigeon-butch]

I really really love in game music events but the guild wars 2 metal legion concert just blows the competition out of the water for me. the fact that it's integrated into the storyline for the area with the songs being in universe propaganda is fascinating and the event itself is like hands down the best and most fun way to do an event like that I've ever experienced. you spend the whole time trying to keep the show going which means constant chaotic mini events where you do things like jump in a moshpit or stand in for backup dancers or fix the exploding equipment while all the while beating back fans swarming the performers whose parts of the song will disappear if they get knocked out. it ends with you having to destroy a giant burning metal effigy of a dragon that will sometimes just pick you up into the air and chuck you into the crowd who are all giant cat people. everyone on earth download the video game guild wars 2.

[crucible-of-rats]

[juunipupu]

Jorg the Soft for @boguscheesecake ( + alt helmet and icy versions)

[shirecorn]

Originally, mermaids evolved to mimic the beauty standards of humans in their regions. But now, mermaids look however they want without caring how humans think they "should."

Some mermaids happen to fit modern human preferences, to the chagrin of insecure people everywhere. Though many humans and mermaids have successfully courted each other... They are still formidable predators with endless defense systems, should you overstep.

While not human, mermaids are still people. Treat them as such.

Now, do stop laughing.

[bluebudgie]

they say "never play on patch day" but the mmo environment i thrive in the most is the first two or three meta event cycles after a new patch when noone knows what's happening and everyone's like huh and people are yelling about shit telegraphing and there's 99 dead players on the ground that don't respawn and you win with 1 minute on timer not because of hard mechanics but because everyone sucks at gaming. this is the true joy of multiplayer games

[ginger-commander-is-tired]

Chad Canach, just hitting on Commander with no fear of rejection.

[ifeelsixfeettall]

I don't know who needs to hear this, but the decorating bees can hold things and do stuff.