Addicted to laughing

creative but lazy getting back on it, anything funny, offensive or that will ditract me from real people.

[diehard-fangirl]

When a man writes a romance, someone dies. When a woman writes one, it ends all tidy and sweet.

What Happens In London by Julia Quinn (via diehard-fangirl)

[basmathgirl]

At my core, the glass isn’t half-empty, it’s not even what I ordered in the first place.

Catherine Tate [x] (via basmathgirl)

[shubbabang]

people who bite into ice cream absolutely terrify me

[princessariel2323]

Even if we’re married for 23 years, I still want you to flirt with me.

(via bl-ossomed)

[bobbimorses]

shoutout to 5th grade me for having a college reading level and apparently using up all future motivation for actual college age me to read what i’m supposed to. you 10 year old asshole

[nerdlingmitch]

What if you went to a parallel universe and were going to meet your evil self but the version of you there is actually really nice and you’re the asshole

[raiseusfromperdition]

#i dont need to go to an alternate universe to know that im the asshole

[perrfectly]

if i don’t insult you daily, it means i don’t like you 

[diehard-fangirl]

Do the thing...all of them:

Don’t be reckless with other people’s hearts, don’t put up with people who are reckless with yours. Floss. Don’t waste your time on jealousy; sometimes you’re ahead, sometimes you’re behind. The race is long, and in the end, it’s only with yourself.

 - Everybody’s Free To Wear Sunscreen

[cyclopsnlaser]

So handsome it hurts. #100filters

[cyclopsnlaser]

I’m moody as fuck so if you want a relationship/friendship with me understand that there will be days that I will not care for your presence even though you did nothing wrong followed by days where you’ll be the only person that I want to talk to despite having nothing to say.

[cyclopsnlaser]

All these curves

[cyclopsnlaser]

Sigh.

Being angry and and well mannered is emotionally exaughsting

[cyclopsnlaser]

[cyclopsnlaser]

This guy was trying to take my seat..

[jarrodis-deactivated20181204]

single, not sure how to mingle

[seateeth]

do u ever suddenly realise how unpopular and disliked and lonely you are and then you’re kind of just like ohhhhhhhhhh o k

[drunp-archive-deactivated201711]

[thenimbus-deactivated20200907]

NEW CHARACTER IDEA: Dyslexic Guy who doesn’t know he’s dyslexic due to random coincidences throughout his life. by cody mccracken

Pure genius.