A M're Mortal Lays About

Lingering f'r Something to Befall?......... M'rely a Dramatic Mortal with many Qualms in this W'rld

[cyder-the-slider]

Good morrow thence Knaves and Wenches.

I wend by he/hymn. Feeleth free to dropeth by and leaveth a query in mine own mailbox, f'r I has't only dram qualms yond leaveth me h're in mine own desolate cubiculo.

Ent'rtain me, and mayhap thee may acquisition a cup of tea. Wrath me and I may throweth mine own owneth.

[cyder-the-slider]

I AM SICK OF MORTALS!!!!!!!!! STOP IN THY TRACKS. DOTH KNOW BETTA THAN TO TAKE THE MEASILY SOALS OF YOUR FEET THE THRICE LUMBERING STEPS THAT MINE PORCH HATH BECOME!!!

BEGONE!!

BEGONE!!!!!

shoo my presence tells thee.

SHOO!!!

[cyder-the-slider]

Don't take my bleseth thouth after you sneeze for granted, I'm bestowing a gift upon thee.

[cyder-the-slider]

Wherefore might not but the ones yond cometh ere us falleth only to not passeth on the knowledge of their owneth? Wherefore might not but some feeleth the strength of the mighty, but the feeble at each moment has't the means to strength cut off???

[cyder-the-slider]

Some appeal me nihilistic, oth'rs bid me I'm realistic. Alas I am neith'r, f'r I am m'rely clinically depressed.

[cyder-the-slider]

I am deathly afeard of the teeth doct'r office, f'r those gents poke and prod at mine own biters..

[cyder-the-slider]

Well it's just one thing and I don't knoweth wherefore. T doesn't coequal stuff how hard I try.

[cyder-the-slider]

I HOLD WRATH IN TIS H'ND OF MINE F'R MERE H2O.

Wat'r hath such a high specific heateth. And f'r what??? Just because of oh m're ATOMS dictating yond t hath a bett'r tolerance to the heateth being present thrown at t??

4.184 mine own ASS! T just it's Oh So Bett'r than the oth'rs 'round t. Wat'r also just LOVES being present abundant and having high surface tension.

Oh mine own deity how much full of itself can t receiveth?

What's gonna beest thrown at me next yond the fact yond wat'r is also somehow a constructing block f'r existence?!???

[cyder-the-slider]

I wond'r doth the asexual angels readeth mpreg?

[cyder-the-slider]

N'rmal compliments art preposterous. Instead, I wend f'r a nice specifics. Nay m're "oh thee art fair". I toldeth an acquaintance yond h'r shoulders in yond dresseth gaveth h'r p'rfect posture.

[cyder-the-slider]

I don't has't a single restoring quality; Doth thee need to spendeth the rest of thy existence with me?

[cyder-the-slider]

I am fill'd with pangs of hunger and necessity a trip to Walmart

[rubysapphrald]

[eighteenthofoctober]

Google maps be like "fastest route, no other routes available" and it's through the lair of Scylla

[cyder-the-slider]

Sunday is everyday

[cyder-the-slider]

I have an ideology of listening to music on my noise cancelling headphones with a game running in the background

if I can hear my game it's to loud

Hence, the noise cancelling headphones shant do their job then I won't believe this

[cyder-the-slider]

Honkai Star Rail is such an interesting experience

Like what do you mean a man tried commiting s-icide on a mission from a job he HATES and he gets called to HQ expecting to be fired finally but they promote you instead.

Also can we mention the man who would believe in Social Darwinism?

[cyder-the-slider]

One day