“fan” of “media”

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[benepla-deactivated20200506]

(goes to a Chinese restaurant in my hometown) (suddenly remembers I’m gay) oh god the fucking clown...

[rubysapphrald]

we got ryan gosling ghost rider before a new blade

[rubysapphrald]

san diego comic con should be considered a terrorist gathering

[rubysapphrald]

we got ryan gosling ghost rider before a new blade

[rubysapphrald]

why do the read mores work if i look at the post on my blog page but disappear when i open the post itself.

[rubysapphrald]

i auditioned 34 twentysomethings for my romantic drama student film today and i asked all of them “hey these roles are gender blind, i might cast someone of the same gender in the opposite role, are you okay with potentially doing vaguely gay stuff” and only one person said no. “i’m an actor of course i’ve had gay sex” remains a constant

[rubysapphrald]

i know they didn’t invent the basic idea but “memetic kill agent” as specifically utilized by the foundation is one of the best SCP concepts. i really love the idea of a research facility protecting classified info with a Fuck You Bitch Die image

[rubysapphrald]

fuck all y’all

[rubysapphrald]

saw my mutual kill a guy earlier

[rubysapphrald]

so sick of my stupid cousins trying to go through my phone i’m making my wallpaper one of those fucking instakill fractals the SCP foundation uses

[rubysapphrald]

[character in tragic play staring directly out at the real-life people watching as they ostensibly talk to someone else] Yeah my only request is for you to remember this and tell this story a bunch so that no one else does anything this stupid. Put it on stage or something

[rubysapphrald]

i know other people have said it but it remains the same: this is an unbelievable fourth wall break

[rubysapphrald]

only time i will endorse putting hypermodern memes/slang/references into historical adaptation stuff is with shakespeare. so many of his jokes are his contemporary equivalent of that anyway. he would have loved secret third thing. he would have loved counting or not counting gang violence

[rubysapphrald]

phrases i think shakespeare would have really fucked with:

- secret third thing

- counting or not counting gang violence

- beast mode

- cringe (adjective)

- vibe terrorist

- it’s so over/we’re so back

- haters

- don’t care, didn’t ask

- born to [x], forced to [y]

- my brother in christ

- fuck around and find out

- me when i lie

- red flag

- fit check

- are you seeing this shit

- intricate rituals

- lost the plot

[rubysapphrald]

- which could mean nothing

- [x]-maxxing

- truth nuke

- on some other shit

- mansplain

- go fuck yourself

- please say sike

- twink/bear

- match my freak

- rage bait

- suck it up

- century of humiliation

- number one with a bullet

- absolute cinema

[rubysapphrald]

only time i will endorse putting hypermodern memes/slang/references into historical adaptation stuff is with shakespeare. so many of his jokes are his contemporary equivalent of that anyway. he would have loved secret third thing. he would have loved counting or not counting gang violence

[rubysapphrald]

phrases i think shakespeare would have really fucked with:

- secret third thing

- counting or not counting gang violence

- beast mode

- cringe (adjective)

- vibe terrorist

- it’s so over/we’re so back

- haters

- don’t care, didn’t ask

- born to [x], forced to [y]

- my brother in christ

- fuck around and find out

- me when i lie

- red flag

- fit check

- are you seeing this shit

- intricate rituals

- lost the plot

[rubysapphrald]

- which could mean nothing

- [x]-maxxing

- truth nuke

- on some other shit

- mansplain

- go fuck yourself

- please say sike

- twink/bear

- match my freak

- rage bait

- suck it up

- century of humiliation

- number one with a bullet

- absolute cinema

[rubysapphrald]

only time i will endorse putting hypermodern memes/slang/references into historical adaptation stuff is with shakespeare. so many of his jokes are his contemporary equivalent of that anyway. he would have loved secret third thing. he would have loved counting or not counting gang violence

[rubysapphrald]

phrases i think shakespeare would have really fucked with:

- secret third thing

- counting or not counting gang violence

- beast mode

- cringe (adjective)

- vibe terrorist

- it’s so over/we’re so back

- haters

- don’t care, didn’t ask

- born to [x], forced to [y]

- my brother in christ

- fuck around and find out

- me when i lie

- red flag

- fit check

- are you seeing this shit

- intricate rituals

- lost the plot

[rubysapphrald]

only time i will endorse putting hypermodern memes/slang/references into historical adaptation stuff is with shakespeare. so many of his jokes are his contemporary equivalent of that anyway. he would have loved secret third thing. he would have loved counting or not counting gang violence

[rubysapphrald]

the world’s only true spirit medium was born in oklahoma did eight turns on SNL and only uses his ability to do funny impressions on talk shows

[rubysapphrald]

bill hader doesn’t even do impressions it’s like some other shit. he’s channeling other people’s spirit energies for a second