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When you’re in the middle of sobbing and you start dissociating so you’re like “okay I’m done now” and turn into an emotionless zombie

cressiesprochoice

supercoolclouds

unpopular opinion

excessive amounts of melted cheese in food is gross and needs to stop as a trend

fuckstev-deactivated20240104

anyways while this loser is living a sad, cheeseless life, i’ll be melting a wheel of sharp cheddar cheese directly onto my naked body

zamzamafterzina

Now that i think about it, if avengers and the mcu took place in the 90s who would eddie murphy play? like there is no way he’d play a supporting character esp to a white guy in the 90s….hmmm he’d probably audition and try hard for t’challa, but they’d probably give him blue marvel…but that character didn’t exist in the 90s…and there is no way he’d play Hiemdall lmao.

threesideddream

I literally just passed this when I was on imgur

bbcwhereareyou

I’m dumbfounded by how on point this is?

congalineofdurin

This is so perfect I’m actually a little pissed off

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art--woonz

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russiansandgod

blanket8989898-deactivated20150

this is a visual metaphor for my little pony

I wish I could be with you. You took my breath away when I met you.

She was so preoccupied with me.

We talked for hours, everyone else faded into the background.

He was in love with you.

It wasn't meant to be.

unconsciousearth

jaydenthorne

No. Hollywood has an older man problem.

castielcampbell

this is so gross

aqueerkettleofish

I wish I could remember the name of the actress who went ballistic after being told that, at 35, she was too old to play the love interest for the 55-year-old lead.

aqueerkettleofish

It was Maggie Gyllenhall. And I stand corrected, she was 37.

ambermusicbox-deactivated202103

Damn

veryfunnymemes

rosewarmth-deactivated20201202

wow come for my neck like that

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so the thing about my family is that we have two ancestors on my dad’s side who were buried in france, where I currently live. one died in the spanish civil war, and one died prior doing…we don’t know what. but he somehow managed to get buried in père lachaise.

so anyhow, my gran sends me a message like “pls put flowers on ur uncle samuel’s grave because he’s gone over a century with none and it will make the ghost mad if he hasn’t already” because my family spends time in europe but never long enough to go all the way to père lachaise and give ya boy samuel jr. his death rites. so im like “ok gran I can do that” bc im a good grandson and you do not fuck with gran she doesn’t DESERVE THAT

i figure out which plot he’s on and ask someone specifically where you can find uncle samuel jr. and they tell me where and so I arrive at the junction and.