~Cynical Schizophrenia~

¿Crees en una conspiración en la que los alienígenas mormones iluminati de marte colaboran con el gobierno para echarte matarratas en la sopa? ¿No? ¡Qué bien lo disimulas!

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It was really fun to try making posters for some of my favorite movies!!

Train to Busan (2016) The Handmaiden (2016) Snowpiercer (2013) Chungking Express (1994)

[seventhdevil]

[chrisynova-deactivated20160925]

best response to a sexist boyfriend

[paprika]

THIS

[pantuflarota]

[grafixandnoirandgarage-deactiva]

[gardengnosticator-deactivated20]

[fannypakc]

[red-faced-wolf-deactivated20251]

I hate it. Bad post. Horrible. Have a terrible day

[jenniferrpovey]

Everyone else has to suffer too.

[sneeringimperialist]

Bring the child unto me

[rainy-days-will-never-end-deact]

[plebeiantologist]

[dragongirltitties]

@tinfoilrobot @slagethor @ajanigoldmane

[meme-theft]

[carldangerous]

This gave me internal bleeding

[4gifs]

Waterbears can go without food or water for more than a decade. They can survive temperatures from zero to above the boiling point of water, pressure six times stronger than the deepest ocean trench, radiation hundreds of times higher than the fatal dose for a human, and the vacuum of space.

[geekycrap-blog]

but everything comes at a price son of a bitch looks like a dick

[treecat22]

Guys you don’t know the half it. Tardigrades, or waterbears, (or moss piglets, how cute is that?) are the coolest things in the entire world. They pretty much live everywhere on earth, and all they do is amble around drinking water. But if their life is in danger, they shrivel up into this little raisin thing and they can survive practically anything. There was a piece of moss sitting dry in a museum for a century. Some scientists wetted the moss, and they woke back up. Just started drinking the water again. They have survived as near to absolute zero as science has allowed us to get. They’ve woken up after being subjected to hundreds of times the radiation lethal to humans, even though they are about 3 millimeters in length on average. NASA sent them into orbit and they were released into the vacuum of space for ten days. They woke up. So what does this mean? Scientists believe this may help to prove the existence of live elsewhere in the universe, and how life came to Earth. If there are creatures that can survive the emptiness of space, who’s to say an asteroid didn’t carry some from one planet to ours?

[tyleroakley]

but everything comes at a price son of a bitch looks like a dick

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[thenatsdorf]

Supportive dad cat being there for his wife and kids.

[bunjywunjy]

“SWEETIE, DO YOU NEED YOUR BELLY MOOSHED? YOU LOOK LIKE YOU NEED YOUR BELLY MOOSHED.”

[writerlywriting-deactivated2019]

That action is called “snurgling”. It helps stimulate milk production.

[princesstigerbelle]

No it’s mooshed

[topsydead]

Snurgling

[socpens]

me when i find out a game has object physics

[memewhore]

[intentandoseringeniero]

Recuerdo como jodía esto. Y pensaba en cuanto habían tenido que pagar a esos niños traidores para sonreír y cantar tan felices ante la vuelta al cole.

[neontalk]

[teraboolove]

This was exactly what I expected and more

[gregtom]

[generallyjl]

🌼🌸💫fascism💫🌸🌼

[kittiesatemypronouns]

Look at these demons smiling in the pink prison cell they made to hold little children.

[wiselwisel]

[Tuit]

[vanillafaceman]

dapu ftnk

[segahaze]

[florky]

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