⤷ game hint : if under 18, find a hatchet and avoid nsfw works ໒꒱ིྀ ─ ask box ⋮ the town of Ebisugaoka does not welcome ℛequests ୧ we open our arms to thirsts, questions, etc. ︵⠀⠀⊹⠀ છ hateful asks result in a straight block. / ꔫ
⟡ TAKE 5 YEARS OFF OF HIS LIFE
AND ADD THEM TO YOURS!
"秦彻 ✶ SYLUS QIN," ◦ ₊ㅤ ﹙ “lord take 5 years off my life and give them to her”. ૮₍ ´ ꒳ `₎ა artist credits: sylus in game model reblog / like 2 support ⃘໋ׅ♡ 𝑤.𝑐: 0.6k ⁀ ˳ ⟡
♡⏝ ⸝⸝ 𝓦ARNINGS ˖ ❝ sfw fluff crack she/her pronouns luke and kieran cameo reader is his partner reader is a celebrity “I love my wife” sylus not fully canon compliant sylus is a yearner canon setting tooth rotting fluff set in n109 zone 2nd person perspective ❞
── #⃝ MINA'S NOTES ( 💬 ) cha se gye = sylus masterlist <3
SYLUS QIN narrowed his eyes, blinking rapidly and adjusting his reading glasses under the ghoulish light of his phone, before furrowing his brows when adjusted to the screen. A smile overtaking his lips, as he held the phone away from his face and used the free hand to scroll and double tap.
Luke and Kieran were busy gluing his business partners’ keys to the table, not noticing his lovesick smile and sighs. A man who went by James did, though, looking confused and pausing in the speech he was giving to the group of people that included the white haired Onychinus leader.
“A—ahem..? Mr. Qin?” He raised and eyebrow and stepped closer to see what sylus was smiling at, only to look even more confused.
Instagram was open, to an actress’s page, as sylus was busy slowly scrolling through the latest posts and liking them all. “Ah, how could I choose a favourite?” Sylus whispered softly and shook his head, mostly talking to himself, before realising someone was paying attention in the “boring” meeting.
“Ah, she’s gorgeous, isn’t she?” He smiled proudly, showing James more photos and giving the man detailed explanations on why you were so gorgeous.
“I see… but why does this random woman steal your attention from my merger?” James raised an eyebrow, only glancing at the phone, and giving a polite nod with a nervous swallow. His hand adjusting the white cuffs on his wrists, and glancing back to finally notice what like and kieran were doing. “H-hey! You can’t do that!” He scoffed and pointed at them.
The twin were grumbling and begrudgingly walking back, annoyed that they had been seen, since they were begging they could do it in broad daylight and get away with it. Sylus paid them no mind, smiling and pointing to his screen again, “that’s my wife! Isn’t she gorgeous?” He smiled before sighing.
“Very pretty, let the lord take 5 years off my life and add them to hers,” his red eyes softened.
While James looked concerned and glanced back at the twins, only to see them shrug like it was a normal thing. “Boss man is crazy about her.. can’t even do a decent prank on her without him being on our ass,” Luke scoffed and scratched his back. James looked back at the white haired man with concern and confusion, “I understand loving your wife, and what not.. but our merger?”
Sylus hummed, not taking his eyes off the phone and scrolling through your photos. “It’s off. I have an anniversary to plan soon.”
James looked baffled, blinking rapidly before rubbing a hand over his face. “No wonder they said you were insane, wishing for years off of your own life to be added to your wife’s is.. too far, a merger is more important than your wife’s photos!” he shook his head and scrunched up his nose in discomfort.
Sylus only glanced up, “I’ll take ten years off of your life and add it to my wife’s. I don’t care,” he shook his head and scrunched up his face, a little childish. With a wave of his hand, he was walking off, eyes glued to his phone again.
“Luke, Keiran, glue his wallet to the floor if you want.”
ALSO YES NEW THEME, TYSMMMM, ITS SO SWEET COMING FROM YOU SINCE YOU HAVE SUCH A COOL THEME, also good luck with all our assignments since its finals season!!!!!
Omg I hate this valko thing some ppl are saying Chinese valko fans are gonna sue infold and it’s a crime there and I hope they put him back and I don’t want to bother u but i wanted to ask you this are u on a hiatus?
cn fans have tried/did sue infold for so many things in the past with infinity nikki so I don’t have much hope, but even if they do put him back I’m probably never going to spend money there again 😭
also no, I was never on an official hiatus and had posts queued up, but I severely misjudged how much time and motivation I’d have in my break room be writing fanfics since I spend 99% of my time doing random stuff with irls these days. I’ll be back with fanfic writing soon!
BRUH so cn players had NO problem with sylus being a mafia overlord and caleb drugging us and being our brother and xavier being like 200 years older than us and rafayel being this secret yandere
BUT THEY DREW THE LINE AT A WOLF GOING INTO OUT HOUSE?????? FUCK YOU GUYS I REALLY LIKED VALKO HE WAS NOT TAN RNOUGH OMG HE SHOULDVE BEEN TANNER JUSTSGSHWBWNGWGSH
"五条 悟 ✶ GOJO SATORU," ◦ ₊ㅤ ﹙ wait, who's gojos girlfriend? The quiet girl at the back of the classroom? ૮₍ ´ ꒳ `₎ა artist credits: official jjk art reblog / like 2 support ⃘໋ׅ♡ 𝑤.𝑐: 1.3k ⁀ ˳ ⟡
♡⏝ ⸝⸝ 𝓦ARNINGS ˖ ❝ sfw fluff crack she/her pronouns nanami, haibara, suguru & shoko cameo reader is quiet & introverted shy-ish!reader popular boy!gojo 2006 timeline reader & gojo are like 17 reader obvi isn't loud and won't appeal to everyone only tooth rotting fluff canon compliant au before hidden inventory / premature death 2nd person perspective ❞
── #⃝ MINA'S NOTES ( 💬 ) literally me and gojo bro masterlist <3
GOJO SATORU was the it boy of popular boys in the 2000s.
There's fan pages of him online, teenage girls and boys take pictures with him in the street asking "can I punk my friends and tell them you're my boyfriend?" and how could he say no and stop people from experiencing the awesomeness that is Satoru Gojo. His flip phone is usually set to silent or vibration only, since he often took pictures of himself and uploaded them to Mixi and Nico Niico Douga under his "digimoncutiez639" persona. Blurry photos taken in the Shinjuku nightlife, mostly ones he had forced suguru and shoko to take for him.
junmasamoto4199: "digimoncutiez639 is meccha kakkoii! >_<"
Xx_Imblue_xX: "That boy is chou sekushii"
tempura2: "*gyaa gyaa . . . i wish he waz my bf (╥﹏╥)"
The last comment was one he seemed to get a lot, and he didn't exactly reject any of his dedicated fan girls and fan boys, never replying to comments unless the asked for where his outfit was from. He didn't avoid telling people that he was dating you, per say, it was more that… people reacted differently. Almost as if he was lying to them.
The first time had been almost at the end of his first year at Jujutsu Technical College and 3 weeks after he had officially asked you out. The upperclassmen usually avoided him, put off by the so called "prodigy," but he had finally been able to strike up a conversation with them after the school's athletics carnival had went well. Suguru had kicked the football a total of 3 times and scored one goal, while Satoru had hogged the ball most of their first year match and scored over 10 goals, before Yaga had dragged him off of the field by his ear.
"Ohhh, right, I saw you get dragged off," Haruto has nodded and yawned, scratching the back of his neck, while Yoshida had hummed. "Yeah, Sawako even wanted us to check up on you, pfft," he snorted before Haruto nudged him to shut up.
"Whaaat? I'm being a good friend," Yoshida scoffed and rolled his eyes with a prideful smile, before his eyes looked over at his tall underclassman again. "Yo, Satoru, do you have a girlfriend?" he asked bluntly, ignoring his friends glares and sighs of embarrassment and awkwardness.
He had raised a confused eyebrow, before pointing his thumb back at the classroom. He was sure he had kissed you and held your hand on the bleachers that day, did they not see? More importantly, you were literally the most gorgeous and prettiest girl in his eyes, obviously someone as hot as him was perfectly paired with another otaku baddie like you! Pshhhh, maybe they couldn't believe someone like him has been able to pull you.
"Yeah. Her." His thumb pointed back at your figure in the empty classroom.
Yoshida and Haruto had peered into the classroom, only to see… some girl they had never seen before. Plain hair, plain eyes, plain uniform, and a plain you just pressing away at your Tamagotchi. Haruto and Yoshida shared a confused look, before Yoshida clicked his fingers and gasped. "O-oh yeah, that's the girl I was telling you about the other day! You know, the one who walked away when I was trying to ask her for directions?" Haruto nodded, eyes lighting up in recognition, before confusion washed over their faces at the same time.
How does one of the most extroverted and loud boys, fall and date someone like you? Someone who talks in class maybe once a week! someone who’s flip phone is used to play snake while Gojo’s is used to actually… talk to people!
"What?" They had blurted at the white haired student, going on and on about how someone like you should’ve hated someone like gojo, and that you were clearly not meant for each other, and how they were going to tell Sawako that it'd be a waste of her time to pursue Satoru. As if Satoru wasn't right there. His eyes narrowing and upper lip curling in obvious annoyance.
As if he’d let anyone insult you.
"Hey, dumbasses. That's my girlfriend you're talking about," he scoffed at him, pushing past and going back inside the classroom to sit next to you again.
You had looked over at him curiously, showing him the small screen of your Tamagotchi. "Look, our child is growing," with that casual smile on your face. Satoru blinked, his face straight, before he broke out into coos and awhs, pinching your cheeks and suffocating you in kisses all over your face. "Aghhhh, get off of me! You lunatic!" You had huffed, while he was happily kissing your face all over, "you're such a good mother to our baby dragon! Awhhh, what's the name you chose for him again, my beautiful princess?"
You had huffed, looking a mess before sighing and giving the toy to him. "Sylus."
That day was one of the main reasons that Satoru avoided outright disclosing your relationship, preferring to show it to people instead.
Nanami didn't need to ask when he finally had enrolled into JJT, as Satoru made it a habit to hold your hand at every chance he got, and kiss your cute face. Haibara, unfortunately, hadn't seen enough or gotten the clue, only seeing how quiet and standoffish you were, and made the brilliant terrible statement when you all were camping in the back of the forest behind JJT for fun. Unfortunately, Haibara had spoken right in front of Satoru fucking Gojo, or Satoru L/N as he'd prefer to be called.
The fire crackled in the cold dark night, illuminating 6 faces in the forest, as the scent of pine and wet soil drifted through the air. "Y/N and Nanami would make a good pair, wouldn't they? They're so similar!" he had smiled happily and adjusted his hold on the marshmallow he was roasting, not noticing Suguru choking on his spit, Shoko looking up at him and even pausing in chewing her gum. He especially didn't notice Satoru freezing, when he was draping his expensive jacket over your shoulders, cold icy blue eyes glaring holes at the sweet boy's face.
"Converg—" Suguru had jumped to stop and tackle gojo to the ground before he could possibly have killed Haibara.
After calming Gojo down, mostly by you looking at Gojo as if he was embarrassing you and him whining apologies to you, Haibara had finally been made aware that Gojo and you were dating. "Ohhh, you're Y/N's boyfriend, sorry Satoru, I didn't know," Haibara had chuckled and nodded his head in an apology.
"We're married," he lifted his hand to show a string you had tied around his ring finger a few minutes ago while fidgeting with him quietly. "We're not married," you shook your head bluntly, correcting him with a straight face.
"Engaged. We're engaged." he nodded proudly and flipped his hair back, all cool and already thinking about wanting to whip out his digital camera and force Suguru to take more shots of him for his fans.
"We're 17, Satoru."
"We have a child."
"I have a Tamagotchi pet… one that you get jealous of."
"We're madly in love then." He nodded again, not shy or embarrassed after being shut down by you so many times. He waited, Suguru waited, even Nanami waited, wanting to hear you correct Satoru's claim. Only after a full minute had passed, Satoru smirked, a blush on his cheeks as he shrugged, "see, she loves me. Hah," he smirked and stuck his tongue out at Nanami for a split second, knowing the blond man had been doubting him.
That's when he felt your lips press against his cheek. Very rarely did you initiate an sort of romantic gestures, let alone kisses.
His face had turned beet red, while you were looking at him confused. Blinking blankly, and Suguru laughing loudly in the background. Yes, Satoru did love his girlfriend, more than he loved anyone or anything else, and much to peoples complaints . . .
UR THEME OH MY GOODNESS I LOVE IT SM im such a big silent hill fan do not play w me rn omg i haven’t played silent hill f yet but I’ve been planning on it! how would you say it is? oh also love ur work btw !!
Hiiii lotus!!
thank you for the complimentsssss!!!! you're very very sweet, and YES I do love the silent hill franchise since ive been watching playthroughs for years. I haven't played silent hill f yet either since ive JUST finished my exams but TRUSTTT over my midyear break im playing that game and updating everyone on how it went, and ty for reading my works <3333
in your caleb xia fic the last line is making me curious what would happen if you pulled his hair?
ps i love your fics 🥹🥹
hiiii anon!
I've written about Caleb eating reader out before, here, buttttt that work was much more puppy!Caleb-coded rather than "oh my god please slap me and tug on my hair" Caleb. I feel like doormat-celeb would be so much louder and desperate and I NEED to explore him so much more omg
I might write a part 2 to that fic with riding Caleb's face and tugging on his hair but IDKKK
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currently working on : alot of jjk x reader fics, yuki, choso, sukuna x reader (separately) and not in that order.
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NEW HAIRCUT IS SICCKKKK TY FOR THE TAG REAP speaking of haircuts, im waiting a little longer before i go to a salon and get actual bangs that arent my mistakes help anyway. . ALSO LOOK IT HAD A WHITE BUDGIE IM CRYING TEARS OF JOY
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I didn’t realise we were supposed to make ourselves I just made a random guy bro and I got so annoyed at his clothes and hair that I put him in the backrooms
I had a nightmare where I got pregnant during my finals and missed my flight back home because the guy who got me pregnant got mad at me for not being ready for a baby
the only update is that my heart dropped to my ass this morning when I saw an email from my professor saying my oral exam was booked TODAY at 8am but he updated it to say tomorrow 8am* and kmgfsgsfdygvrue
I had a nightmare where I got pregnant during my finals and missed my flight back home because the guy who got me pregnant got mad at me for not being ready for a baby
the only update is that my heart dropped to my ass this morning when I saw an email from my professor saying my oral exam was booked TODAY at 8am but he updated it to say tomorrow 8am* and kmgfsgsfdygvrue
I had a nightmare where I got pregnant during my finals and missed my flight back home because the guy who got me pregnant got mad at me for not being ready for a baby
