CYNICAL.

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    “ you’re taller than you were back then           –––– it’s like TIME IS MOVING AGAIN ”

independent kyle broflovski – private && selective – art credit

[athizria]

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❝ i think we all need to realize that everyone is DIFFERENT in one way or another, & we shouldn’t be threatened by those differences ! ❞

art credit | @ non rp / personals: d0 n0t r3bl0g !

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(( SO, 

sorry i’ve been offline lately. i’ve been super sick since i last posted and I’ve pretty much spent all of my time sleeping? and it doesn’t seem like i’ve been getting too much better... HOWEVER, i’ll try to be more active after today for sure!!! i’ll get on those replies I owe soon!!  or at least stop unintentionally ignoring people on discord for a few days because i forgot i turned notifications off to sleep crap i’m so sorry guys. ))

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(( been pretty busy today, so sorry that i haven’t been online. lots of small things going on... i’ll probably be back online soon? things should at least sort themselves out soon. ))

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t h a t  a s s h o l e.

@cynxcism liked for a STARTER !

          DAMAGE to private property had been one of evil stan’s favorite past times ever since he was a little boy. just the mere thought of DESTROYING someone else’s personal belongings got his adrenaline rushing through him like wildfire. if only he had a smoke or booze at hand to help boost his EXCITEMENT as he picked up a garden fork that had been left on ground of the marshses’ front yard. with a concentrated look on his face, the blades of the fork SCRATCHED onto the hard metal surface of the mail box, making a nails on a chalkboard sound that was heaven to his ears. sure it was the middle of the NIGHT, & he was certain one of the marshes would peer from their window to see what the commotion was all about, but that was the POINT.

✘ |  – IF STAN had actually been asleep, the racket outside would’ve given him a heart attack. Instead, it was just confusing the hell out of him. What was even going on? The ear splitting noise echoed throughout the night air outside. Tossing his phone to the side of his bed, Stan jumped up to look outside his window. He instantly noticed the shadowy figure on his lawn; who also happened to look a lot like him. At first he thought the stranger outside was framing him for defaming his own house, and doing a damn good job of it, but after a moment, he realized he might’ve actually met the doppelganger before.

He quietly tiptoed downstairs – pretty useless considering the noise outside – and threw open his front door.

‘ What the FUCK? ’ Stan hissed, his voice an odd mix between whispering and shouting. He DEFINITELY recognized the other now. It was kind of hard to forget an evil version of yourself. ‘ Drop the weird fork, dude! Why are you even here? And WHY would you attack my MAILBOX?! You’re killing my eardrums! ’

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c l y d e. 

     No wonder Clyde gained the fuckboy status around the school. He wasn’t going to stop until he either got Stan to say yes or fall on the floor broken. Clyde’s smirk calmed into a soft smile to try and keep Stan from literally fainting on the floor.

     “Do you think we’re talking about the same thing?” Clyde let a soft chuckle escape his lips. “So for a maybe are you leaning more yes or no?”

✘ |  – HE SWALLOWED harshly, trying to calm himself down a bit. God – Clyde seemed kind of serious, and overthinking this would probably just leave Stan more flustered. He wasn’t exactly happy with how awkward he was being but he tended to get embarrassed when people were forward. 

‘ ... I think so? ’ Stan finally said. He decided to just be as straightforward as he could with his answer. ‘ I’m probably interested? Dude I don’t know – I mean, yeah, I think I am. I’m up for giving it a try at least. Guess I’m just not used to just jumping into this kinda stuff. How do you do it, man? ’

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g a r y.

@cynxcism      !    CONT.

Stanley   [ SENT 3:03 AM ] : Actually, Stan, it’s been up to debate if the brain actually named itself. Stanley  [ SENT 3:04 AM ] : Some people say it took several bodies for the brain to actually be called the brain. Some sort of electrical impulses of thought for it to happen. Stanley  [ SENT 3:05 AM ] : But, besides that, Stan it’s 3 am. Shouldn’t you be asleep ?

[ gary 3:05 AM] : oh wow dude, seems like youve thought about this more than me [ gary 3:05 AM] : where do u find this stuff? i seriously wanna know! :O [ gary 3:06 AM] : and i cant sleep. just thinking. whatre u up to?

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b u t t e r s.

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     {text: Dog lover}: Stan D:

     {text: Dog lover}: Isn’t a pigeon a bird?

     {text: Dog lover}: So we see them too, right?

[ freakin chaos ] : kinda but pigeons are the exception or smth? [ freakin chaos ] : theyre the 1 bird ive never seen as a baby 🤔 [ freakin chaos ] : idk how it works but  [ freakin chaos ] : i rlly wanna go find 1 now 

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REPOST  .   DON’T  REBLOG  .   post  TEN  characters  you’d  like  to  roleplay  as  ,  have  roleplayed  as  and  might  bring  back  .   (   if  you  can’t  think  of  ten  characters  ,  just  write  down however  many  you  can  .   feel  free  to  go  over  ten  ,  too  .   )

WOULD LIKE TO ROLEPLAY

Russ/ell Seager - END R/OLL

A/2 - Nie/R:Auto/mata

Ev/an Jennings - Everyma/nHYBRID

HAVE ROLEPLAYED / MIGHT BRING BACK

Nek/u Sakur/aba - TW/EWY

Wendy Cor/duroy - Gravity Fa/lls

Claus - Moth/er 3 (2 revamps, considering a 3rd?)

Raven - Teen Ti/tans

Joseph Jo/estar - JJ/BA

Killu/a Zol/dyck - H/xH

Mia Wint/ers - Reside/nt Evil 7

CURRENTLY WRITING

Stan Mar/sh - Sou/th Park

Kyle Bro/flovski - So/uth Park (working on) 

... OCs with friends? Or whatever people want me to play in chats and stuff tbh 

tagged by : @carnatus​ tagging : @yardalexcharm​, @petalscented, @bolotiesandjournals, anyone who’s up for it?

[ihopeimonthebrightside]

Steidi Aesthetic

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                @limeslushie | ❤ ‘d for a starter

✘ |  – ' HEY, LELIANA! ’ Stan called out to her from a little bit down the hallway. School had only ended a few minutes ago, but his main friend group all seemed to have places to be. He decided she was the next best option. ‘ A restaurant nearby’s offering this deal where pairs enter some competition and the prize is a fifty dollar gift card and a free meal. Late notice, but you in? ’

[jeliyfish]

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“Are you… trying to flirt with me?”

  FLIRTING | @ihopeimonthebrightside​​​ - [ACCEPTING] 

✘ |  – ‘ I MEAN, kinda? ’ Her hesitation threw him off for a moment. Did she not want him to throw cute lines at her? The two of them had started dating fairly recently, but he supposed it had been kind of rude of him to just assume that she’d be okay with it. 

‘ Do you not want me to? I can stop if you want. ’

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WHEN YOU REALLY WANT TO RP WITH SOMEONE BUT UR AFRAID THEY THINK UR ANNOYING SO U STAY IN THE SHADOWS WITH A BROKEN HEART GOD DAMMIT

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c l y d e. 

@cynxcism

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     “I am too, Stanley.” Clyde took a step forward and slid closer towards Stan, making a slight smirk as he spoke. “However, we could change that.”

✘ |  – HE HAD absolutely no clue how to react. Was he interested? Maybe a little who knows. But damn if Clyde wasn’t moving in fast. 

‘ Shit dude I... What? I mean, maybe? ’ Stan’s brain was a garbled mess. ‘ I don’t... what? Are we talking about the same thing right now? ’