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the spain vs. argentina world cup final will feature a "player of malicious intent"

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genius of bodily control

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i'm not hung up on you anymore, but here's why i hung up

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please let him try on more lampshades.

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guh. should i cave and make a strawpage...

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newly discovered species of insect

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that lamp that i hate

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i'm really normal.

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infectionless ver under cut

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I CANT GET ENUF OF U

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THE POWER THAT IS ME

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kind of mid

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afterimage

+ doodles under cut

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if you hate her i think you should kill her

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got nothing down there

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i need to start making money again. mutuals avert your eyes for a moment

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AVI-EL [Autonomous Veneration Instrument - designation: Ecumen Level] is an android built by the Secretariat of Evangelization and Catechesis of the Assimilated Neo-Catholic Church for the purpose of carrying out missions on newly discovered exoplanets; pointing any alien life capable of achieving redemption onto the path of true faith. Currently, they're absorbed in a particularly RAM-heavy "pet project".

The prevalence of abrahamic organized religion has faded throughout the centuries of advanced technological progress and interstellar travel leading up to the 23rd century, causing a scramble for resources to preserve the authority of the Church - the schism between Orthodoxy and Catholicism has been reproached (the neo-Thomist theological view has taken precedence, and papal primacy is understood now in the Schmemann sense) in an effort to save both parties from total collapse, and the resultant Assimilated church body is exploring ways to evangelize colonies external to the solar system, out of reach of direct Earth communications. The AVI production line is one such pathway; AVIs have "provisional souls" and neurological wetware embedded within nimble hardware in order to satisfy the conditions of taking communion, as well as uptaking priestly duties.