Cyrus's Potions and Salves

"Welcome to my shop! What can I get for ya?" League of Legends ask/RP blog for Cyrus, the keeper of an apothecary and potions shop in Bandle City. Blog is still under construction, so check back!

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o shit waddup!

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Cyrus’s Potions and Salves is now closed.

// I appreciate the support and good times, but I’ve come to associate Cyrus and this blog as a whole with times and people I’d rather not remember. Thanks for the fun.

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kegasablefoot what have you done

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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// I need someone to kick me out of bed so I take care of myself.

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Hello my only one, just like the morning sun

You’ll keep on rising til the sky knows your name

And you’re still my chosen one, remember who you are

No you’re not perfect but you’re not your mistakes

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// holy shit I did a Munday thing from work what the fuuuuck // excuse the unflattering... everything. pls no unfollow

[amethyst-the-yordle]

Cyrus was just getting ready to close up shop when the blue-furred yordle entered. Trying his best to disguise his indignation for having to serve one last customer before he retired for the night, he leaned against the store counter and flashed a seemingly genuine smile. "Good timing, was just about to lock up. What can I do ya for?"

Very embarrassed and with an accelerated breath, Amethyst approached the counter of the store where a yordle with a gentle smile was waiting for her, “I’m so sorry, you see, my house is a little far from your store, maybe a little far of Bandle , so thanks you for waiting me, I heard that in your store could find many things including potions and I wanted to know if you have something that can help me with some pains I had since an accident in one of my legs…I really need something that can calm the pain. ”

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[cyrustheapothecary]

Cyrus breathed a sigh of relief. He always had a few bottles of his pain-killing formulae on him. He did need to ask a few questions though, to make sure he had the correct one in stock. “Alright... on a scale of 1 to 10, what’s the pain like? 1 is a light pain, 10 is the worst you can imagine.”

[defenderofbandle-archived-deact]

Cyrus was slumped in a chair, asleep, when the bell rang to alert him of a customer in his shop. "Oh! Uh, hello there!" He called, springing to his feet and drowsily making sure his apron was in line. "What can I do for ya?"

Rumble half swung the door open, slipping in and shutting it behind him as who was presumably the shopkeeper jumped up. Sleeping on the job it seemed. With a shake of his head, he strolled over to the counter and leaned on it. “Yo, I need some kinda lubricatin’ stuff. My mechs joints are lockin’ up and the regular oil treatment ain’t workin’. I been around several places and they got nothin’… was wanderin’ if yer place here might have somethin’ to let it move properly?”

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[cyrustheapothecary]

Cyrus thought for a bit, trying to wake his brain up as well. “Uhh... oil ain’t working eh? Well, I don’t have any machine lubricant handy... but I might be able to whip something up. Let me see what’s in the back, eh?” He said and checked his large book of inventory, chewing on the end of a pencil as he looked. “Hm. I think I have something that could work. It’ll be a wait though. Do you want to come back later or wait here?”

[confess-thy-sins-archived]

=Meet the Muse=

|| The Basics ||

Name: – Cyrus Nickname(s): – None yet Age: 20 Species: Yordle 

|| Personal ||

Religious Belief: Secular Sins: Lust / Greed / Gluttony / Sloth / Pride / Envy / Wrath Virtues: Chastity / Charity / Diligence / Humility / Kindness / Patience / Justice Primary Goals In Life: Continue to run his apothecary until he no longer can Languages Known: Common, some Ionian Secrets: Grows and sells his own yordle nip from the shop’s basement. Also sells a few other things of dubious legality. Heavy drinker. Quirks: N/A Savvies: Ionian medicine

|| Physical ||

Height: 2′10″ Weight:  35 lbs. Scars/Birthmarks: None, but he has patches of white fur covering his body -- most visibly, the V shape on his forehead Abilities/Powers: None. Restrictions: Low funds. No magical powers.

|| Favorites ||

Favourite Drink: Graggy Ice Favourite Pizza Topping: Pork

Favourite Color: Green Favourite Music Genre: Soft rock, rap Favourite Book Genre: Medical journals. He does not read fiction. Favourite “Movie” Genre: Comedy Favourite Season: Summer Favourite Butt Type: Firm and round. Favourite Swear Word: Shit

Favourite Scent: A well mixed health/mana potion, bottled in his very own crystalline flask Favourite Quote: “I got burn holes in my memories, my homies think it's dank I miss my cocoa butter kisses I think we all addicted“

|| Fun Stuff ||

Bottom or Top: Bottom Sings In The Shower: Hums Likes Bad Puns: No Morality: Lawful / Neutral / Chaotic / Good / Gray / Evil Build: Slender / Scrawny / Bony / Fit / Athletic / Herculean / Baby fat / Pudgy / Obese / Other Favourite Food: Ionian “Boss” Theme Music : Their Opinion On The Mun: “Well, I missed him for quite some time. But now that he’s back, I don’t know how much I like him around.”

[cyrustheapothecary]

// alright yordle fuckers, it’s sexual sunday

// go nuts

[drills-of-defiance]

//I said I’d draw him so I did

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[all-things-rp-moved]

My muse just got their wisdom teeth removed and is quite delirious. Send 💉 to hear a ridiculous, incoherent speech from my muse to yours.

[alphonse-the-mail-yordle-deacti]

Cyrus looked back down at the advertisement in his paw and double checked the address. "This seems to be the place," he said to himself, and rang the doorbell, waiting patiently outside the door.

Alphonse was sweeping the floor as he heard the doorbell ring, placing it against the wall before answering the door. “Hello, welcome to our general store, please come in!” He motioned the other to enter. “What can i do you for?”

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[cyrustheapothecary]

Cyrus’s nodded and stepped into the general store, looking around to see how it compared to his. They were very similar in architecture, but the layout was completely different. He stuck a paw out and smiled just a little, waiting for a shake. “Name’s Cyrus. Pleasure to meet ya. You do delivery, yeah?”

[cyrustheapothecary]

// Please, if you answer an ask of mine

// Tag me in the response. I don’t see ask answers in my notifications unless I’m tagged.

// Thanks!