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he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
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Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
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@czarasaurous
they hooked prince phillip's dick up to a sucking machine to try and remove a clot in an artery that posed massive risk but they accidentally dialed it to 11 and he was screaming in pleasure as he got drained like an empty tooth paste tube and when they give the world one last look at his body during the funeral hes going to be lookin like flat stanley
Y’ALL THE WAIT TO FIX THE SUEZ CANAL IS SO LONG THAT EVERYONE IS JUST GOING THE FUCK AROUND THE ENTIRE CONTINENT OF AFRICA AGAIN
A ton of people in Cape Town are about to get unexpectedly rich
Did you make that post up for notes? Atheist child and the backpacks.
I love that this has been asked because I have wanted to address this for SO LONG.
trigger warning: SA mention
The atheist backpack story was told to my class from a high school english teacher. I took it as truth, so I figured okay, let’s share it to tumblr on this relevant post because it’s funny.
Fast-forward like 4 years. This teacher was accused of taping and participating in the sexual assault of a former student. When they pulled him out of the classroom amid the allegation he left a note on the whiteboard that said “Dropped a heavy bar on my chest lifting and will be out for now!” as if the whole school didn’t have social media and knew he was lying and about to get fired (or, because that high school is in midwest BFE, he “resigned”).
So honestly? I posted the atheist backpack story because 1) I thought it was funny and 2) I was gullible at 17 and assumed this creep of a teacher was telling a funny true story.
but now...yeah i’m pretty sure it was made up.
How do I adult?
Feel free to reblog Big Steppy. Help him go as far as possible!
i still can’t believe renaissance fairs are real
it’s like anime expo for fans of the black plague
have you ever actually been to one or are you just basing this on that episode of family guy
the implication that i’ve ever seen an episode of family guy in my life is worse than all the medieval insults that have been thrown at me so far
it can be tempting to live your life like a prequel. to live as if you’re setting up your own story.and once you lose the weight, once you have the money, once you graduate school, once you’re in a real relationship, once, once, once. then finally, you’ll begin to live, and everything you do up until that point is some kind of half-life, some unimportant foreword you can skip. don’t do this. inhabit your life completely. sink fully into the wealth of your existence. the power to manifest is in the fearless owning of who you are, so that you can shape where you’re going.
you’re sitting across from me in a shitty diner in anywhere, america, and i watch you pour too much creamer in your coffee and i think “i love you.” you look up, catching me staring, and for a moment i think i’m brave enough to say it, but i take too long and the moment passes. i take the balled up straw wraper and flick it at you, pretending that was my plan all along. you laugh. i never want to go another day without hearing that laugh. i think i will have all the time in the world to say it.
op are you okay
yes im married to her now
hi everyone. been awhile. have some new followers. figure i tell you what’s up. when i was 7 i had a huge crush on shadow the hedgehog and i think it’s why I only pursue emotionally unavailable men. there are no other possible explanations for this. thank you and enjoy my blog!
not 2 exaggerate but the good place’s thesis of “if the modern pressures of life were removed, we would inherently seek out opportunities to learn and become better and kinder people” is a more interesting and valuable thing to say about society than anything that’s ever been said about cell phones
©一边航来一遍拍
ronald reagan died without knowing about bofa…
who is ronald regean
bofa deez nuts
Me @ 17: I may be graduating high school now but I’m not gonna lose track of what teens are doing! I’m gonna be a cool and relevant adult just you watch me!
Me now, 21: *sips tea and looks at my tablet over reading glasses like it’s a morning newspaper* *leans forward and squints* *yells into the next room with an accent like a jaded New Yorker grandma in a sitcom* GEORGE, WHAT’S A VIBE CHECK?
thanks. i really needed this
im gonna cowboy up god willin
