[randomtheidiot]

It’s 2026 and we’re well past blocking at this point. If I find out any of my followers are watching that HBO Harry Potter shit, I will actually just crawl through the screen and hit you over the head with a hammer.

[dasloddl]

op disabled reblogs but I think the point still stands

[eepyenbyfox]

reminder that the books themselves also suck ass actually. there's an entire plotline endorsing slavery. the one character who advocates to end slavery is bullied and made fun of. the one slave who doesnt like being enslaved is bullied and treated as an outcast. the bankers are the picture of racist stereotypes of jewish people. the one asian character is named fckn Cho Chang. the worldbuilding SUCKS. fuck harry potter and fuck rowling. stop giving her your money.

[soul-stiice]

Puppy Will X Kitty Hannibal is complete

(I’m falling to my knees)

[soul-stiice]

Any fandom can mix with dbh if you try hard enough

(Ignore my poorly drawn dogs)

[prettyflyshyguy]

Did anyone else have an incredibly violent run of the care center exploding as many infected as you possibly could or. Was that just me.

[kebriones]

let's have terrible posture like mama (it turns out there's no tactical benefit)

[junewild]

incredible innovations on the beverage front

[goldensunset]

[spin-the-wheel-polls]

You wake up one day and discover you've lost control over a random action or feeling!

Spin the wheel to find out what!

How bad is it?

Actually way better than before!

Its good

It's alright

It's annoying but I'll be fine

It's pretty bad

IM DEAD

worse than death

Nothing changes/results

Remaining time: 23 hours 1 minute

This idea was submitted by @dbnekonico!

(the constantly move ones would be like a tic)

[that-house]

partially-managed mental illness is so fucking funny i'll be sitting around doing my job and suddenly think "wow i hate myself" and immediately get confused because, like, that's not TRUE! i love myself so much. who are you to talk to me like that

[that-house]

^ its like this

[pukicho]

My doctor said an old crazy man is going to kill me. I didn’t come here to be given a harrowing horoscope. What do I do?

[bl00dl3ss-c0rps3]

kill every old crazy man you see

[pukicho]

It's the only way.

It's the only way.

[spellinwaiting]

not many people know this but when talking about your multiple pronoun-using friend you build up a combo meter for every subsequent unique pronoun you use

[willgrahamscock]

mutuals have this incredible power to curse you with liking kinks you previously would never engage with even with a gun to your head

[willgrahamscock]

7 seconds after the post

[willgrahamscock]

you’re going in the soup

[serenitynerd]

[thecryptkeeper]

the substance sisters

[czeko-serek]

nienawidze przychodni nienawidzę lekarzy nienawidzę byc chorx nienawidzę ludzi GET ME OUT OF HERE

[czeko-serek]

i jeszcze sie kłócą kto kiedy wchodzi aaaaaaa

[czeko-serek]

nienawidze przychodni nienawidzę lekarzy nienawidzę byc chorx nienawidzę ludzi GET ME OUT OF HERE

[fullmoonguidance]

thank you for playing stupid games. unfortunately due to ongoing supply line issues, right now we can only give out normal prizes