I am carrying several diseases.

He/him and aro-ace. Do not send me donation asks for I have sixteen whole dollar to my name. I swear a lot. DNI if swearing upsets you. It's not you, it's me. Don't expect anything of me, even I don't know what I'm fucking doing. I do like Norse mythology, though. All of my coolest things are tagged as #my fucking shit Also, I block liberally and gleefully. Not telling you my criteria for blocking people, either. Just know that they probably deserved it.

[randomtheidiot]

I am BORED send me fictional characters to draw.

[randomtheidiot]

Some of y’all are so desperate to be subversive and thought-provoking that it loops right back around and makes you look like a fucking idiot when you say something that’s straight up Not Fucking True and Easily Verified and then throw around inflammatory buzzwords when you get called out.

[randomtheidiot]

Why did nobody tell me that Trump shat his pants on live television.

[randomtheidiot]

The clip for those curious. Happens at about 0:30 and they rush people out of the room almost immediately after. Watch the face of the woman in green if you wanna laugh until you can’t breathe.

[randomtheidiot]

Why did nobody tell me that Trump shat his pants on live television.

[thecinnamoncheese]

The Silk Road comes in CLUTCH when writing Tang Dynasty cuisine. I am saved. I am free. I'm not crying it's just these damn onions BECAUSE THEY HAD ONIONS THEY HAD THEM THANK YOU SILK ROAD FROM THE BOTTOM OF MY HEART THANK YOUUUUU

[thecinnamoncheese]

I didn't even remember that I posted this and I just came back to find it and was reminded of just how awesome the Silk Road was. Everyone take a moment to say thank you to the Silk Road.

[thecinnamoncheese]

LENTILS. WE HAVE LENTILS.

[thecinnamoncheese]

Also like, they don't just stay in China the whole story. Nepal has spinach. I am taking the boys to Nepal if it is the last thing I do.

[randomtheidiot]

Turning this shit into Journey to the Westaurant.

[randomtheidiot]

People who don’t vaccinate their pets against shit like rabies should be held liable for both animal abuse and endangering the people around them.

[randomtheidiot]

Marvel Loki 🤝 Iron Man

Having the most annoying fucking fanbase on the face of the earth.

Not even a judgement of these people based on their taste in fictional characters, this is a pattern I have observed both in real life and online. These two superheroes just attract the most annoying people on the face of the earth. I have never met a fan of these two characters who was fully normal and sane.

[futuremoji]

Your sixth most recent emoji is how your guardian angel feels about you

[futuremoji]

[randomtheidiot]

Before I forget, happy pride.

[randomtheidiot]

On the topic of the Backrooms. I like Clark, I think he’s cool, but I feel like we’re missing a LOT between the point where he first gets stuck and the Backrooms and the point where he goes fucking crazy and starts eating the stuffing out of mannequins. I think his character would be less thoroughly hated by the people of Tumblr if we saw the change happen more gradually and maybe got some context.

[randomtheidiot]

Stuffing grocery store sushi in my face like Saturn devouring his son.

[jerreeeeeee]

not every mutual fits neatly into an archetypal medievalism but there are some mutuals that im like yeah addressing you as “my liege” would come strangely naturally

[jerreeeeeee]

what mutual is prev

my liege lord

my loyal knight

my wise wizard

my evil advisor

my brother in arms

my lady muse

my wild mermaid friend

my fellow alchemist

my dashing rapscallion

my monstrous foe

Remaining time: 2 days 21 hours

[randomtheidiot]

There needs to be mental health resources or a hotline or something to prevent people from giving themselves spontaneous new haircuts while they’re having an episode.

This isn’t a euphemism for anything. I’m being very literal. Do not cut your own hair while you’re mentally struggling. Wait until you can go to an actual barber. The breakup bangs might seem like a good idea while you’re standing in front of the bathroom mirror with scissors in your hands, face still covered in mascara streaks from crying over your ex, but that’s the devil talking. NO BANGS.

[randomtheidiot]

Some of y’all will spend every damn day and night mailing handwritten death threats to indie creators you like, and then you wonder why those indie creators aren’t making more of The Product.

[randomtheidiot]

Watched the Backrooms movie. Loved it. Thought it was a great exploration of mental illness and the inability to move past bad memories. Hopped on Tumblr. Everyone’s complaining about how the black lead is too angry and mean and scary, and that he shouldn’t have the character flaws that he has, and also they’re all posting thirst traps of the little white boy who was there for 10 minutes before being unceremoniously pulled into a dark room and ripped apart offscreen. I see how it is.

[randomtheidiot]

banane… bread

[randomtheidiot]

Look, y’all are entitled to be commies. Communism is an amoral ideology based around an economic theory, and it’s neither good nor evil. But also… don’t romanticize the USSR. There are better examples of a successful communist country. Don’t romanticize the authoritarian imperialists just because they were big and well known. You can still be commies, just do it tastefully and don’t undermine the countries that suffered because of the USSR, either through famine or through proxy wars fought during the Cold War era.