bl00dl3ss_c0rps3

I'm not a mortal btw ^^

[raven-ven]

are you a meep morp

Huh?...um..yes?, no?, maybe so? Man idk. I answer all of th e above.

[bl00dl3ss-c0rps3]

hehehehehehehhehe

[pukicho]

My doctor said an old crazy man is going to kill me. I didn’t come here to be given a harrowing horoscope. What do I do?

[bl00dl3ss-c0rps3]

kill every old crazy man you see

[pukicho]

It's the only way.

It's the only way.

[bl00dl3ss-c0rps3]

oh yay you reblogged my reblog :D

[pukicho]

My doctor said an old crazy man is going to kill me. I didn’t come here to be given a harrowing horoscope. What do I do?

[bl00dl3ss-c0rps3]

kill every old crazy man you see

[shopwitchvamp]

“Omg, I love these! They go up to size 6X AND they have pockets?! Wow!! But do you have anything longer?”

Sure do, no problem!!

“YES these are great!!! But what about.. longer?”

I gotcha!! Comin’ right up!

"Now that's what I'm talkin' about! But... how about if I'm feeling like it's the kinda day where I need my clothing to be bifurcated???"

Never fear, joggers are here!

*wild cheering* /scene

🖤 witchvamp.com 🖤

[bl00dl3ss-c0rps3]

back to the skirts. LONGER

[i-am-a-fish]

if I fought 50 badgers at once I would lose

[bl00dl3ss-c0rps3]

so would I

[pukicho]

I graduated top of my class sumo cum loud

[bl00dl3ss-c0rps3]

pukicho... just say "with highest honors"... you didn't spell that right...

[bl00dl3ss-c0rps3]

meep morp

[feefal]

pH balance in your mouth, and how it affects your teeth! Inspired by my dentist scolding me for my daily energi drink consumption, cause it’s apparently detrimental to the health of my enamel… whatever that means

why does battery acid have to taste so good…

[bl00dl3ss-c0rps3]

I like acidic's design more ngl

[i-am-a-fish]

new game called hi

it's really easy to play

I'll go first!

hi :)

[bogprincepine]

Howdy!

[raven-ven]

Heyyyy

[bl00dl3ss-c0rps3]

hewwo :3

[veggiedaddy]

not to be controversial but respect trans women or die by my sword

[bettieleetwo]

and my bow

[and-then-theres-that]

And my axe

[ambratwhurst]

[thegreatlazule]

And my daggers

[shakespeare-official-account-de]

And my rapier and matchsticks.

[i-identify-as-an-ominous-threat]

And my kitchen knife

[autotheist-of-ominous-threats]

and my hands

[this-threat-is-ominous]

And my aro beam

[love-you-ominous-threats]

And my Horrors

[redundant-ominious-threats]

And at least one weapon

[priest-of-ominous-threats]

And my cross

[law-of-ominous-threats]

and my rifle.

[scp-threats-is-back]

And my SCPs

[autotheist-of-ominous-threats]

and my scythe

[the-weird-kids-next-door]

and my cane

[ash-the-tiefling]

AND MY GOATS

[terri-theslime13]

And my spear

[sapphicslender]

and my sapphic pages

[yahooo-official]

and my (extremely cool) greatsword

[mcgeese-deactivated20241112]

And my 12 gauge

[undeniably-chevron]

and my gasoline fires

[breadismylifeline]

And my bite

[the-real-yahoo-mail]

And my paper cuts

[sentientballofpeas]

And my soup

[arctictern12]

and my artillery gun

[hands-you-a-spatula]

And my spatula

[gimmick-thief-thief]

And MY spatula

[cannibalmushrooms-deactivated20]

and my

[galaxys-universe]

and my screws

[thexie-and-stars]

and my uterus

[daddysclownboy]

and my medieval vase

[equippedtolove]

and your mum

[the-stars-drowning-deactivated2]

and my fires of hell

[autism-official]

And autism.

[myparkispleasant]

And my sickness..god damn if hurt hurts…

[howlingday]

And my fists

[superiorsturgeon]

And my kettlebells!

[willsonlmt]

And my anvil i drop on the x you’re standing on.

[sora-dearly-beloved]

And my steel chair

[steve-officai]

and my netherite sword

[herobrine-offical]

and my IRL sword that I desperately need to remodel at some point

[ask-thevictim]

and my rope whip

[sans-the-skeleconch-offical]

and my SHOTGUN!

[anonmous-offical]

AND MY CLONE OF HIM!!

Which is sponsored my chaos inc!

[null-the-void-monarch-offical]

And the void

[zeta-finnish]

AND MY IMAGINATION

[drudg30n]

and my

[gay-l0ser-xo]

And my nerf gun

[supersizedmcshizzel]

and my pick axe

[sirisiriuslyneedssleep]

and my wooden plank.

[raven-ven]

And my chainsaw

[bl00dl3ss-c0rps3]

and the power of the never-ending void, unknown to all

[booplushie]

my old pfp was my oc— no i would not. he once got into a fight with a guy over some chick and got knocked out with one punch.

my now pfp, kirk? hell no. Cliff? He might stab me, he might stab the danger, he might stab both?

@whitestreamrct2 @sludgekill @getzinyaa @k-mart-hair-42 @bassyperson open tags hooray

[septicboyman]

Absoloutely he's literally a superhero loll

@the-losthour @starsquire @someacedude + anyone else who wants to join

[someacedude]

Big dragon with four heads? I like my chances.

@applepixls @lunardelphox @questionableaardvark @yourdarklordmelkor @yukitdffrge @chaos-ducks @threepigeonsinasuitcase + open tags :>

[applepixls]

minecraft lamp. could be a weapon but that sedentary bitch is doing nothing on its own

@therainatdawn @attheendhello and open tags :)

[therainatdawn]

look, if he locked in, yes. but he might turn around and throw me off a cliff for ✨funsies✨

@mrecury42 @areallynefariouscup0frosielee @questionableaardvark @h3adph0nez @bushy-tailed-menace @saraalhashimi1 @fastfouriertransformer @reginald-fillibus @weedletum @smallbottleofhand-sanitizer @thepondstogether @thepearlinsidetheclamanda + anyone else I forgor + Open tags!!!!

[reginald-fillibus]

I think he would :3

If we're talking about tom that is

Xavier I'm not sure 😅

@babyblankyerror @fraythet1red @questionableaardvark @localcelestialcreature62 @thenoellebird @noodlesandchips @weedletum @chaoticallystupd21 @1lovelylavender @rangerofthesouth   @quantumm76 @mrecury42   @ilovedesserts25 @themeeperscreepers @tepaofthevalleyofthewind @totallynotluna @therainatdawn @threepigeonsinasuitcase @pandora-audax @aurite-aj @greenbunny7 @galactic-squiddo @gravity-falls-fanatic89 @mincetheungratefulbrat  @murderous-beetroot @vincysfth   @help-imanartistt @punmasterintraining @phantombegruvia @stoicjewel @kill-me-kill-me-now @kittylovelbp @wethewatchers @wlwdwtys @nuciance-to-society @lunarosequarts @lunardelphox

[nuciance-to-society]

I think both would protect me-

also, kinda off topic but- my pfp would beat your pfp up

no pressure taggy taggies: @andorian-from-walmart @arnos68 @quantumm76 @strangerinawonderland @stillafishbowl @mrecury42 @yourlocalgrammarfreak @attheendhello @atsecretgardensinmymind @centralperkpoet @im-george-now @elliotsaqueenfan @smoked-salmon-official @123hello321 @anonmous-offical @kidneystealer101 @ramdomassaccountname @blue-alien-puppy @starrydrgnfly @luliasposts @kel-the-moth

[andorian-from-walmart]

I think he would protect me, since it's his whole thing in the anime.

@fastfouriertransformer @that-painter-in-your-pocket @mistermalaprop @moominmanoneandonly @smokey-prime9000 @decoy-sammy @yonderlyscribbler @certified-woman-kisser @grafitysart + anyone who wants to join :333

[fastfouriertransformer]

5000% they have weapons

@quantumm76 @nucience-to-society @fromsaturnsmoons 

@reginald-filibus @schrodingersvicodin @elliotsaqueenfan @luckyyt0mmyy7 @arnos68 @melancholicwhimsy @threepigeonsinasuitcase @lastcadenza @weedletum @phasesofmoony

[phases-of-moony]

oh definitely there's holding a whole ass seance in there

@coffeestainedstars @atsecretgardensinmymind @coniac-in-chb @berry-puree @istillwishforyouateleveneleven @padfoot9445 @xnxshx @the-sweaty-toothed-mad-woman @wisteriadreamxoxo @prophecyhaunted @sabinee33 @supersizedmcshizzel

[supersizedmcshizzel]

Yes. I trust the gays with my life. (the werewolf and wizard mostly cause neil and todd would just be writin poems or acting and shit)

@sirisiriuslyneedssleep @centralperkpoet @yourlocalgrammarfreak @m1dnightdancer @catchafalling-star @tourbe-illon @moonyisnotonfire @shuty0urm0uth @shelookedlikestarlight + open tags :p

[sirisiriuslyneedssleep]

yes she’s a badass

@raven-ven @jasperthegreatwhiteshark @siriuslykiller @centralperkpoet

open tags

[raven-ven]

Hell yes! They would fight and win!!! Their the type where if they see someone their friends with or someone they love in danger then Tue would rush to that persons side as fast as they can and put their life on the line just to make sure that person is okay. Its awesome!!!

@jasperthegreatwhiteshark @bogprincepine @zaynnc

[bl00dl3ss-c0rps3]

i don't even remember where I found my pfp, so HELL NO

[bl00dl3ss-c0rps3]

I like to censor my face like this

[bl00dl3ss-c0rps3]

are you

are you

coming to the tree

[bl00dl3ss-c0rps3]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

heh

[bl00dl3ss-c0rps3]

I am a femboy

[bl00dl3ss-c0rps3]

I still hear their screams.

[bl00dl3ss-c0rps3]

I have sexual thoughts about myself