Death star

[teen-wolf-archive]

[drugget]

before tumblr i spent the same amount of time on the computer but i seriously cannot recall what i did 

[frostingpeetaswounds]

[vampiregerards]

how come john lennon was shot by a fan and robin thicke still lives

[vampiregerards]

yes hello police i would like to report SHOTS FIRED

[howbouthat-deactivated20180122]

[underbellamy-deactivated2023100]

#im either dylan or tyler #theres no inbetween

[hemmo3000]

[teenwolf]

Pero like…Derek speaks Spanish?

[d-dehaans-blog]

me: watching tv show

me: looks down at phone for 0.002 seconds

me: misses entire plot line of episode, introduction of 2 new characters, 1 main character dies, they are in a different country, at some point someone reproduced and offspring are spoiled and someone got a pet cat

[theironman]

[carpebucky]

cousins being confused and embarrassed because of dorks

[ayzula]

When you play the game of thrones, you win or you die. There is no middle ground.

[kittyp]

[daniels-gillies]

When a chick has a sense of humor, there’s nothing more attractive.

[teenagedfricks]

Michael dancing ◔ ⌣ ◔

[areyoudonebro]

The fact that most guys’ first response to a woman wanting equality is “SO CAN I HIT U NOW” is sort of terrifying Like that’s the first thing you’re concerned about? I just want equal pay and you want to punch me in the face? Cool cool

[empathy]

Ashton blushing (✿◠‿◠)

[churchrat]

my body isnt a temple my body is a castle with a moat and crocodiles and a dragon who will set you on fire if you touch me