i was born with glass bones and paper skin

🩰.🧪👩🏿‍🔬.🇳🇬. 🗽.ChemEngineering → Medical data analyst with a ballet obsession🧑🏿‍🩰. NYC. Zillenial

[areyoudonebro]

BELLO

[monidoll]

its loveslop. you only like me because youve formed an emotional bond over time.

[areyoudonebro]

The concept of a travel vibrator….iconic

[zoazoaa]

If you are attracted to a girl it's important to show her sinister artifacts and relics

[zoazoaa]

[hellagross]

[modernbaseball]

2 am: bedtime were meant to be broken 😈

7 am: I hope i get in a car accident

[cyphir-spacerobot]

Victor Frankenstein after achieving the impossible and building a fucking person from scraps of the dead: Oh god, ew, ew it's ugly! Yucky! Yucky! Gross! Ew! Ew! Yucky! Yucky! Gross! Ew!

[koiagain]

[doubleca5t]

Supermassive Black Hole lends itself to soundtracking one thing and one thing alone and that is a strip club. Supermassive Black Hole is the most perfect strip club rock song I've ever heard. I've heard rock songs *about* strip clubs that feel less suited to a strip club than Supermassive Black Hole. I have heard songs where sex is explicitly described in the lyrics that feel less sexy than Supermassive Black Hole. Supermassive Black Hole is a song so disgustingly, flagrantly, enticingly slutty that I sometimes feel legitimately shocked that it was made by a band that most people make fun of for sounding like if Radiohead sold out after their first album. It is a crowning achievement in stripper music that may never be topped in our lifetime. It is best known for soundtracking the scene in the first Twilight movie where they play baseball.

[no-celebration]

Seljalandsfoss

[tsuquilisda]

rebecca black was right. It’s Friday

[thomasmomwell]

[pudulogy]

[pudulogy]

[glavilio]

some of them want to amuse you 😺. some of them want to be amused 😸

[cristinaya]

Shine bright like a washed nintendog

[lickingandsuckingchristmascoins]

[heraclesw-deactivated20220825]