SkeletonHats

23 | he/she/they | Chronic SES & Rickie Rabies Appreciator | Obsessed with Punk/Gallows | Punk fan since '06 (the derangement never leaves you)

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SIR!

Never have I ever seen a man serve so much cunt. The print shirt, the pose, the slutty shorts over his even sluttier leggings, the mullet, the LOOK on his FACE. The poise!! The power!! I cannot express to you in words the noise that came out of my face when I first saw this image!!!!!!!

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wtaf england is up 4-0 against france in the match for 3rd place and it isn't even half time?? they scored a fifth that was offside too and their 1st goal was in the first 2 mins. where tf was in the semis with argentina?? they're not just playing on the defensive and actually tryna score. they could've been in the finals if they did this

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and now france has scored three times?!!?! istg it always seems to be the case with the england team that they get a lead at the start and then just give up. how tf is it 3-4 rn??????? lol

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[basic-punkanomics]

i got you dude.

how would you write those two scenes in your mind ft Punkintyre?

~Punk and Drew play video games

~They engage in a thrilling extreme rules match for the US title (which both are missing to get Grand Slam)

I put a cut because there's A LOT

- punk and drew play video games

i think the two would choose a gory first-person shooter game. knowing the two and their, y'know, violent nature, it suits them well. if there's an option to be on a team, they don't want to be on the same one. they'd rather have no teams at all. why play a shooter game if you can't shoot everybody? they're the types to throw a controller across the room and dent the wall (as well as break the controllers—they keep extra).

assuming their relationship is established, this is their way of getting anger out or letting go of petty grudges from small arguments. of course, they do get into it once it a while, it usually turns into sex, but it's the safer route.

occasionally they do end up on the same team in the games, and in that instance, drew protects punk like his life depends on it.

- extreme rules match for the u.s. title

for this match, they bring back the toolbox from bad blood, as well as the beads instead of tacks. since they aren't in a steel cage this time, the match expands into other parts of the arena, until they're on the roof. i like to think they'd tease the audience, like maybe—just maybe—one will knock the other off the roof (though, that doesn't happen). the two, especially drew, are so blinded by their bloodlust that they didn't even think about having to find their way back to the ring for the pin.

they drag each other back to the ring, through the trashed arena that janitors are already cleaning. painfully slowly, fighting back each time one would try to drag the other. by the end of the match, they both have crimson masks (probably by blading). drew wins with a submission hold, met by both cheers and boos as punk lays borderline-unconscious in the ring.

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??? this seems so random lol

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wtaf england is up 4-0 against france in the match for 3rd place and it isn't even half time?? they scored a fifth that was offside too and their 1st goal was in the first 2 mins. where tf was in the semis with argentina?? they're not just playing on the defensive and actually tryna score. they could've been in the finals if they did this

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LIVE: Danhausen’s Uncursing Parade in New York City

Danhausen goes live from the streets of New York City as he leads an Uncursing Parade from Fanatics Fest at Javits Center to the site of Sat

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I'll not be cooking myself in 180°f water, thanks very much🙃🤦 #fypシ #adayinthelife #brat #comegetyourspud

punk needs to re-pierce his nips just so he could do this and stick spaghetti in the hole and see if it'll cook while he's in the bath :)

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[freakin-nightmare]

sir relax ain’t nobody taking him away from you

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#codyrhodes #brandirhodes #pregnancy #fyp #funnyvideo

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Andy Burnham to scrap digital ID to focus on 'helping with cost of living'

A spokesperson for the incoming prime minister says his Government would “put its focus where people need it right now”.

thank fuck