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[megafaunatic]

ok mouse.

[datadegroove-deactivated2026042]

unfortunately it appears that i'm some kind of insane person

[lilkakow]

Sand particles hitting helicopterblades cause a halo of sparks

[crabussy]

now imagine a bonkers swordfight in a sandstorm where one person spins their sword so fast it creates that terrifying Sand Halo......

[mrsterlingeverything]

LETS LET FRIDAY GET US PREGNANT

[emwheezie]

"time heals all wounds" WRONG. time is chasing me with a knife

[the-beard-of-edward-teach]

[yharnam-is-a-fuck]

[fireworkss-exe]

throwing lit matches at preschoolers is punk

[duncebento]

i got jumped on google docs

[pjackk]

Yeah i dont think i can take any more madness/pain

[illusoryfem]

[cutecipher]

having a hard time finding new music online so ive taken to sniffing the ground outside for signs of music

[fairycosmos]

can’t talk right now. im partaking in the social ritual of correct micro facial expressions

[snickerpuffs]

call me ʔ the way i make her glottal stop. this is nothing. this post is fucking nothing.

[depsidase]

[kerizaret]

Overheard in a manga store yesterday: "we need more yuri in here. I've had at least 5 girls coming up to me last time asking for yuri. Everyone wants yuri now". The world is healing

[yorickish-deactivated20240629]

energy policy would be much better if we still had a tradition of animal sacrifice I think. people would be way more chill about nuclear energy if they could see a large and proud bull being ritually sacrificed every month or so at the base of the cooling towers to keep the plant safe

[yorickish-deactivated20240629]

[grad-student]

[happyk44]

[Text ID: 1. #so when I was in schooling for power plant work #my applied electrical theory instructor told us about this thing his crew had #called The Load Toad #who was a totemic frog statue that was long ago bought for the plant #and displayed over the switchboard for all the distributd loads (hence the name)

#apparently The Load Toad was a force everyone in the electrical division sincerely believed needed to be appeased #and the ritual for doing so involved the blood of a virgin (easy to get in a nuclear power plant tbh) and chicken bones #you'd burn the bones in a burning bowl after splashing them with the virginal sacrifice

#ANYWAYS apparently one time they got a new head who was either devout Methodist or Mormon I forget #and he made them stop like all of that with firing threats and criminal threats too #then every day for a month 4 loads would randomly inexplicably fail #at first he blamed the men for acting out the Toad's vengeance #but after babysitting down in the pit himself he could see that all the failures were borderline miraculous and impossible to anticipate

#so without admitting his wrong he just threw a kfc bucket full of bones into the breakroom and curtly said "just make it stop" #moral of the story I actually agree with this sentiment #prev [left arrow]

2. #humanity can have a little magical thinking if it gets them to stop global warming /end ID]

[badassdemonsword]