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[d0t-net]

This took me way too long please don't let this flop 😭😭

Speed paint ↓

[i-promise-i-am-not-on-drugs]

Person with the janka sign at the pride parade yesterday, I love you

[homophobla]

balls are so embarrassing. Like "here are some of my critical organs. Just hanging out loose outside my body. Please don't hit them" Jesus Christ

[ballsmacker30]

Well I've got bad news about that last part

[homophobla]

Jesus Christ?

[definitely-not-a-plant]

well something famously bad happened to him

[homophobla]

Wait I haven't finished reading the Bible yet no spoilers pls

[oxymoronnonsense]

@gollumsbaby @itsjustelian @grackenb

[homophobla]

Hell yeah get the whole gang in here

[homophobla]

Mr. Phobia, what is your response to the footage proving your involvement during the terrorist attacks of 9/11?

[d0t-net]

Doesn't this imply his first name is homo because I find that comical

[homophobla]

Mr. Phobia, what is your response to the footage proving your involvement during the terrorist attacks of 9/11?

[d0t-net]

Doesn't this imply his first name is homo because I find that comical

[spirit-whump]

Hear me out...... what if.... a character got hurt... and another character.... comforted them afterwards.....

[programmerhumour]

Once upon a time…

[friendly-neighborhood-ehrhardt]

[thebeanestbad]

[personification-of-anxiety]

I really wish the overused sentence “You either die a hero, or live long enough to see yourself become the villain.” was less relevant but here we are

[triassictriserratops]

[no-one-offical]

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[mwagneto]

taking a break from my mental health to focus on watching a tv show

[mwagneto]

nobody UNDERSTANDS this post!! this is NOT about feeling BAD and watching your COMFORT show!!! this is about feeling FINE but then CHOOSING to watch a show that makes you want to KILL YOUR SELF

[unaliver]

I'll unalive you

[hiveswap]

Unaliver it's okay to say kill

[unaliver]

No it's not on account of the spell the nefarious wizarder put on me

[nefariouswizarder]

heh heh heh….

[unaliver]

So it is you, wizarder. After all these years. My greatest nemesiser. Why did you do this to me wizarder

[nefariouswizarder]

unaliver, i simply made you who you are. who you always should have been. i, the wizarder, will wizard and you, the unaliver, will unalive. you could never be anything else

[unaliver]

But the two of us could have been something other than the sum of our parts, wizarder. And yet you choose to curse me, wizarder. Because you are scared of commitmenter

[nefariouswizarder]

maybe we could be something new…if there’a still a chance… i know i’ve done wrong but… i’d unalive to try again… with you, unaliver

[unaliver]

My lover......! ah, but no, i simply cannot trust one who would place a curse on me! I long to be in your arms but I simply cannot while I bear the mark of how we parter.

[nefariouswizarder]

i reverse my nefarious curse, even a nefarious wizard can change his robes…come unaliver, together we can be unalovers…

[unaliver]

Ah! Kill!! Kill!! Death!! It's so good to be able to user the common tongue anew....

Now that I have seen that you are serious about your love, I am willing to try and right our wrongs... For I admit i am not blameless in the matter of our squabble either.

[nefariouswizarder]

as you would say, my lover…

love winners…

[hellsitegenetics]

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[unaliver]

Ough a creaturer

[nefariouswizarder]

nefarious dobsonflier

[unaliver]

Our son.........

[nefariouswizarder]

our beautifuler baby boy….

[intered]

I ate your beautifuler baby boy. Very taster

[nefariouswizarder]

[dragons-locator]

No it's not on account of the spell the nefarious wizarder put on me heh heh heh…. So it is you, wizarder. After all these years. My greatest nemesiser. Why did you do this to me wizarder unaliver, i simply made you who you are. who you always should have been. i, the wizarder, will wizard and you, the unaliver, will unalive. you could never be anything else

dragons

DRAGONS LOCATED

[unaliver]

My son got unalivered by intered and your ass is counting dragons

[unaliver]

I HAVE OUTLIVERED THE MALICIOUS SON EATER INTERED FUCK YOU SON EATER INTERED

[unaliver]

NOBODY MESSERS WITH THE UNALIVER AND HIS FAMILY

[darkaviarymc]

Tragedy alignment chart. Feel free to use, but please reblog if you do.

[mikkeneko]

And of course the second part of the tragedy, which is: which quadrant did you think you were in vs. which one you were really in

[mynameisrocks]

[homophobla]

KILL ALL HOUSE FLIPPERS!

[homophobla]

KILL ALL HOUSE FLIPPERS!

[homophobla]

which of these buttons is the most fuckable? ↓

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Voting ended onJan 19

[homophobla]

Now that you know what the popular opinion is, let's look at this again.

which of these buttons is the most fuckable? ↓

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Voting ended onFeb 7

[homophobla]

fascinating

[homophobla]

someone said to do it one more time so

which of these buttons is the most fuckable? ↓

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Voting ended onFeb 10

[homophobla]

which of these buttons is the most fuckable? ↓

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Voting ended onMay 22

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[segamascott]

[egax]

I have been saving this since last year. Happy Earth Day everyone.

[freefitty]

literally has been in my queue for an entire year. you just can’t miss reblogging.

[manypersons]

gotta queue this for next year too

[homophobla]

Do you really think you know better than the 37.4 million members of the American Republican party????

[d0t-net]

I love seeing these posts because I'm usually watching some stupid reels and I just see this pop up for me and it makes me laugh

[anarchistmemedistro]

[scary-friend]

I hate living in a dystopia!